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Delete Scenes From Terminator 2

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 12:17:39 CST

This is pretty cool, some deleted scenes from Terminator 2. Like showing that Terminators are set to read only in the factory, and that the T-1000 does actually show signs of being injured.

It kind of amuses me because as a kid I remember having the whole T2 collectible card set and these scenes were on the cards yet they weren't in the movie at all. Nice to finally see whole scene for once.

I kinda wish they'd left them in the movie.

How to Build a Smoke House

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 17:58:41 CST

After yelling at the television set while watching the Colony II, I thought I'd post a simple how to of how one would build a smoke house instead of the abortion they built on the show.

Dixon Roller Pack

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 10:18:52 CST

Now instead of a tactical wheelbarrow you can have a roller pack for all of your hiking and end of the world needs!

Analog shortcuts

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 19:16:28 CST

Thank good ol' McClung for this one.

Proof that Dicko Plays Sports

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 23:52:14 CST

I knew I'd find you playing some sport somewhere online. ;)

Peckerwood Knob Cabins

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 15:33:34 CST

Come to Peckerwood and see our Knob cabins. Look at all the stiff lumber at our resort. If you don't like staying in a cabin you can come pitch a tent instead.

Lord of the Keys - The Internet Illuminati

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 07:03:10 CST

No, this is not a joke... although it is fully ripe for spoofing.

'In the event of a terrorist or other attack on the Internet, the key holders will be flown to an undisclosed location in the U.S. Each key contains a fragment. If at least five are united, they will form a master key that can restore the Internet.'

MonoPrice

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 13:15:53 CST

If you guys need some network, computer or audio cables check out MonoPrice instead of hitting up BestBuy etc. These guys have unbelievably cheap cables and prices compared to big box stores.

ChannelATE

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 09:26:04 CST

ChannelATE is a hilarious web comic kind of like SMBC and Cyanide and Happiness.

The Blackstar Warrior!

Wed, 11 Aug 2010 10:56:20 CST

Take Star Wars and blaxploitation movies from the 70s and you get the Blackstar Warrior which honestly looks better than the last threeStar Wars movies.

Gross insecurity of high-tech locks exposed

Tue, 10 Aug 2010 18:45:04 CST

Illusion of security strikes again.

Ikea Lamp

Mon, 02 Aug 2010 17:50:52 CST

Little video about a poor lamp tossed out on the street as garbage, forced to watch its old place occupied by a new better lamp.

Jessi Slaughter vs 4Chan

Fri, 30 Jul 2010 16:51:42 CST

Long story short stupid ass 11 year old girl winds up on /b/'s radar and gets destroyed. That said she and her family kind of deserved it. Parents need to watch what their kids are doing on the internet and for damn sure what they are posting out there.

/b/'s harassment got so bad that the girl wound up on Good Morning America to cry about it....after telling us how she would 'Pop a Glock in our mouth and make a brain Slushee...'

The embedded video is the thing that started the whole flap. Link goes to KnowYourMeme.com which explains the rest of the story.

Flagged NSFW because of the Audio on the Youtube video.

Photo Time Portal Back To World War 2

Fri, 30 Jul 2010 16:45:37 CST

Take a picture from WWII then take a picture in that same spot today. Now blend the two together in Photoshop for an awesome image.

Movie Stinger

Fri, 30 Jul 2010 12:04:39 CST

Movie Stinger keeps a list of movies and new releases that have extra bits at the end or during the credits.

That is one thing I hate, waiting until the very end to have nothing show up. This will save me some PRECIOUS Seconds of my life.

Audiko Ringtones

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 01:21:59 CST

If you want to find or create a ring tone for your cell phone this place has tons of options for you.

10-feet-long catfish threatened by dams, WWF says

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 19:08:57 CST

Here, let me correct that for them... 10ft-long catfish threatens dams, WWF says.

Dance music stream

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 15:56:10 CST

what keeps me sane at work, good stuff

Rowan Atkinson, Hugh Grant as Doctor Who

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 17:19:09 CST

If you love Doctor Who this is an awesome parody of the series.

Activision (Blizzard - WoW) Battles 'Trolls', Backs Down on Privacy Fears

Mon, 12 Jul 2010 18:31:55 CST

Blizzard's asinine choice to post threads w/users' real names was finally reversed. It was such a big deal that it made the online front page of CNBC's website.

Guns In America

Mon, 12 Jul 2010 12:27:23 CST

A couple of interesting, interactive links there about gun history and state-by-state gun laws.

Rogers #10 on top 100 Best Places to Live

Mon, 12 Jul 2010 09:45:37 CST

'... (Not all is picture perfect: Rogers does contain some rundown areas.)'. Apparently they weren't here long enough to see all the illegals.

Wax food

Mon, 12 Jul 2010 08:42:48 CST

I'm always amazed at how realistic the 'food' made of wax looks. Here's another couple of pics:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/98909113@N00/2427260243/

It's amazing how much Anna Chapman looks like Jewel Staite

Sun, 11 Jul 2010 11:56:57 CST

Yes, yes... this isn't a joke. We need a way to put up misc info like this tho.

Anna Chapman

Jewel Staite

Amateur unearths 52,000 Roman coins worth $1m

Sat, 10 Jul 2010 10:18:05 CST

I love that these kinds of finds are still out there.

Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters

Sat, 10 Jul 2010 10:12:14 CST

This is actually a legit article that I saw on Reuters.com. Best. Title. .... today.

Hilarious Commercials from Ellen

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 15:40:32 CST

Ellen DeGeneres collects and shows funny commercials on her show. These are some of those commercials.

Yahoo Widgets Alarm Clock

Sat, 26 Jun 2010 04:58:32 CST

This nice little piece of software comes with a digital clock that has an alarm clock that you can set for whatever time you'd like. This is pretty nice to have if you work with headphones on or if you can't (or don't want to) set an external alarm clock. It has a bunch of other widgets that come pre-installed, but you can delete the ones you don't want.

Jedi A-holes

Fri, 25 Jun 2010 20:24:31 CST

Here's a couple more from these guys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L-rrkyvApU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rM-k3DjKnY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nQzs48Tt9U

W's Duty

Thu, 24 Jun 2010 01:05:29 CST

... Mission Accomplished!

Dive Into HTML 5

Mon, 21 Jun 2010 08:28:31 CST

Nice little excerpt from a book discussing HTML 5. Much of it is probably already known by those that do web dev, but it's still definitely worth reading.

Kids Put Car Air Bag in Couch. There Buddy Had No Clue What Happened

Sat, 19 Jun 2010 02:52:36 CST

This guys buddies got him good when they detonated an air bag from a car by remote control in the couch!

(The video is SFW, but some of the language and maybe a banner or two on the site might be questionable.)

Iyaz Replay PARODY - Don't Be A Playa. Haiti - Rucka Rucka Ali

Fri, 18 Jun 2010 18:17:17 CST

I laughed good and hard at this. Yes it is childish, and yes it is stupid but holy lord it is funny.

Best of Yahoo Questions

Thu, 17 Jun 2010 10:27:09 CST

This is a hilarious list of the best of the stupidest Yahoo Questions around.

Solar Flares to Cause Widespread Devastation

Thu, 17 Jun 2010 10:22:03 CST

This is pretty scary.

BP versus the coffee spill

Wed, 16 Jun 2010 18:52:10 CST

It's funny, but sadly accurate as well.

This was sent to me by gig-wife

Christopher Lee is a Bad Ass

Tue, 15 Jun 2010 17:32:40 CST

If you didn't already know, this is a great list explaining in detail of how much of a bad ass Christopher Lee is.

To summarize.

1. Fought both Russians and Germans in WWII
2. Knew both Ian Fleming and J.R.R. Tolkien.
3. Is a f*cking Knight.
4. Is 6'5'
5. Has the record for most filmed sword fights in movies ever.
6. Hung out with Peter Cushing (Moff Tarkin) and Vincent Price
7. Is easier to tie to people in movies than Kevin Bacon.

Apocaluck

Tue, 15 Jun 2010 16:44:11 CST

What are the chances your town will survive a nuclear holocaust. Put in your Zip code, or City and State and find out.

Looks like Rogers will be OK for the most part at least with only 4/10 buildings destroyed....

DVDFlick

Tue, 15 Jun 2010 14:56:43 CST

Use this to burn your home movies, porn whatever to a DVD that you can then later watch on your set top DVD player later.

New SWTOR Trailer

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 21:08:44 CST

This one is the Hope Cinematic Trailer.

Your Dirty Mind

Thu, 10 Jun 2010 20:06:42 CST

That's one sexy lamp.

Philbrook - To Live Forever: Egyptian Treasures

Wed, 09 Jun 2010 13:49:49 CST

Egyptian Treasures from the Brooklyn Museum
June 6 � September 12, 2010

I'd like to go check this out. Anyone else interested?

Instant Sound Buttons!

Tue, 08 Jun 2010 16:05:27 CST

Embed your favorite sound in button form on your webpages!

Dungeons & Dragons tries to lure back players

Tue, 08 Jun 2010 15:37:28 CST

The new 'D&D Encounters' provides all the materials needed to run a D&D game, but in a relatively short period of time. The goal, said brand director Liz Schuh, is to get those former gamers rolling the dice again.

The Teddy Bears are Invading

Tue, 08 Jun 2010 12:46:29 CST

Run for your life if you can because when the teddy bears come in from the ocean, we are all doomed!

Sledge Family Gives Mazzello EB's Pipe

Tue, 08 Jun 2010 10:19:11 CST

Joe Mazzello played E.B. Sledge in the Pacific miniseries. Sledge's widow was so moved she gave him Sledge's actual pipe he used in the war and the rest of his life.

That was then, this is then...Oil Spill in the gulf but in 1979 not 2010

Fri, 04 Jun 2010 17:01:11 CST

The Oil Spill in 2010 is just like the one in 1979...

The more things change the more things stay the same.
Kind of crazy this has already happened around the same time period 31 years ago.

They even tried top kills, top hats and shooting garbage into it. It took them 9 months to stop the well in 200 feet of water. I'm sure 5000 feet will be even easier right?

The Spinning Dancer Illusion

Thu, 03 Jun 2010 13:06:39 CST

Semi-useful explanation of why the spinning dancer image can change direction and why some people see it going one way and others only see it going the other way.

FUKUNG Images!

Thu, 03 Jun 2010 13:05:18 CST

Random Image collection site, like myconfinedspace.com or Imagechan.com.

Sparkly Vampires!

Thu, 03 Jun 2010 13:03:59 CST

Hilarious website devoted to explaining in excruciating detail why the Twilight series sucks. Still didn't keep me from reading them and seeing the movies. :(

How the Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill Happened: A Graphic Presentation

Wed, 02 Jun 2010 18:03:07 CST

Over two weeks after the catastrophic explosion and fire that killed 11 workers and caused the massive oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, details are beginning to emerge about what went wrong. This diagram helps explain what was supposed to happen, and what failed.

Chrome most Secure Browser...Again.

Tue, 01 Jun 2010 18:03:21 CST

If you guys aren't using Chrome yet, you're missing out!

Homemade Twinkies

Tue, 01 Jun 2010 12:56:37 CST

How to make twinkies at home!

Surviving Edged Weapons

Tue, 01 Jun 2010 11:39:30 CST

Watch the video, trust me it is all sorts of freaking awesome.

SMBC Theater - Lost at Sea

Fri, 28 May 2010 14:11:41 CST

This video hits a little too close to home but in a hilariously good way.

Supermario Crossover

Tue, 25 May 2010 12:00:44 CST

Ok this is awesome. Take mario and combine it with Metroid, Megaman, Castlevania and more. Basically you get to play super mario with your favorite protagonist from other NES games.

The Garbage Burger

Mon, 24 May 2010 13:26:19 CST

This thing is absolutely <insert adjectives here>! REOIV, I think even you would have a hard time finishing this one off.

Online Photos Can Say Much More than 1000 Words

Thu, 20 May 2010 21:25:24 CST

Must be conspiracy day today.

'Every time you upload a picture online, it's not just the picture you are showing off. The photo file also contains metadata that is storing your digital camera's serial number and GPS location. With this information and without any warning, someone could know exactly who you are and maybe even where you are without any more information than the smiling photo you posted on the web.'

Laser Printers Reveal Your Identity Through Dots

Thu, 20 May 2010 21:23:21 CST

'There are tiny yellow dots that lie in plain view on all laser printer copies that are coded to reveal the serial number of the printer it came from, who is registered to that computer and even the exact GPS location of where the print took place.'

Photocopiers Keep Every Ever Document Scanned

Thu, 20 May 2010 09:28:30 CST

Every digital copier made since 2002 has a hard drive in it that keeps a record of every document ever scanned on that photocopier.

Take $300-$1000 and buy a used copier from a hospital, police department, lawyer's office or even a in insurance company and just marvel as all the images come pouring in.

It would even be worth it for some espionage cases to pose as a copy repair man walk in and swap that hard drive with another from the same model. Then walk out with all the copy machine records etc.

Your Open Book

Tue, 18 May 2010 12:44:09 CST

This site archives Facebook posts that are open to the public and makes it so anyone can search the context of those quotes with a nice easy key word search.

People really, really need to set their profiles to private.

Investing in Gold

Mon, 17 May 2010 22:08:01 CST

We've talked about this on a number of occasions so if anyone is interested, this is a good place to start.

Bulletproof - La Roux

Mon, 17 May 2010 14:44:45 CST

This makes me think of 80s synth pop at its greatest. I love this song so much and the video is pretty trippy as well.

Elly Jackson, the lead singer, looks like a weird cross between Conan O'Brien, Flock of Seagulls and Tilda Swinton with a dash of Weasly tossed in. Intentionally Androgynous and intentionally awesome at the same time.

The rest of La Roux's music is pretty awesome as well.

United States v. Comstock Ruling

Mon, 17 May 2010 11:44:14 CST

Essentially it is now legal to hold certain sex-offenders in custody after their prison sentence has been completed.

S*it My Kid Ruined

Sun, 16 May 2010 11:02:59 CST

Photographs sent in by parents of items their children have ruined, including couches, walls, doors, various animals, etc.

Don't Eat Slugs

Sat, 15 May 2010 11:37:03 CST

A young man ate a slug on a dare and contracted a rare form of meningitis known as 'rat lungworm disease'.

A Sunday Smile by Beirut

Fri, 14 May 2010 11:57:00 CST

I didn't like this song at first, but it's actually a pretty neat song.

Roller Karussell

Fri, 14 May 2010 11:09:37 CST

Not only does this video scream fantastic idea, but it also shows yet another easy way to fly through the air.

Supreme Court Nominee

Mon, 10 May 2010 15:38:36 CST

... King of Queens?

Vietnam Photos

Sun, 09 May 2010 18:34:15 CST

This is a large collection of amazing Vietnam war photos much like the WWII Pacific collection posted earlier.

Lots of amazing pictures. Hard to believe the war ended 35 years ago.

British Texting While Driving PSA

Fri, 07 May 2010 17:12:50 CST

Think of the Driver's Ed PSA but instead of drinking and driving it is texting and driving.

Blood on the highway for the modern age!

Random Images - Something Awful

Thu, 06 May 2010 12:32:30 CST

SomethingAwful has its own image host, Waffleimages, and they have a random image function.

Some are awesome, some are not, and some you wish you never saw. Still it is entertaining.

52 Guinness World Records Photos

Tue, 04 May 2010 17:28:42 CST

Online collection of World Record Photos and winners. Some are really cool and some are way way out there.

News updates on the oil spill in the Gulf

Tue, 04 May 2010 14:57:47 CST

Title pretty much says it all.

Jonah Hex

Tue, 04 May 2010 08:04:11 CST

Based on the comic book character. Staring Josh Brolin, John Malkovich, and Megan Fox.

SWTOR - Combat Explananation & Video

Mon, 03 May 2010 13:26:02 CST

This video goes over combat in Star Wars: The Old Republic, giving a much better insight as to how it'll work and what they're shooting for. I'm getting really antsy for this game again after watching it.

New Sniper Record - 1.54 MILES

Mon, 03 May 2010 10:55:21 CST

English sniper hit 2 machine gunners at 1.54 miles. It took the bullet 3 seconds to get there and God only knows how many crosswinds to go through.

Pimpology

Fri, 30 Apr 2010 17:18:09 CST

If you want to master the Game, you need to know the rules of Pimping and now you can with this handy book.

Haters gonna hate!

Cafferty Slams Obama and Democrats for their Response To AZ Immigration Law

Fri, 30 Apr 2010 16:22:42 CST

Happy 1000th Link Everyone!

This is a great clip slamming the Democrats for their response the Arizona Immigration law. It is, for the most part, a cut and paste of the current federal law but this time it makes it a state crime.

They need to shut up about 'reform' and just enforce all the laws we already have.

Convenience Store Worker Shot Trying to Be Hero

Thu, 29 Apr 2010 20:43:17 CST

Don't know what this guy was thinking but I wouldn't get shot over a couple hundred dollars and a twizzler.

Funny Korean Comic Strips - Yang Young Soon

Wed, 28 Apr 2010 10:51:06 CST

I've seen these on Somethingawful, 4Chan, Imagechan and many other sites. This is a giant collection of fan translated Yang Young Soon comics and they are as freaking hilarious as they are oddball and off the wall crazy.

Super Tiny Houses

Wed, 28 Apr 2010 10:48:54 CST

Gallery and descriptions of super tiny houses from all over the world. Some are even 'mobile.'

Creed Shreds

Tue, 27 Apr 2010 23:15:30 CST

Shreds are where people overdub live performances of bands to make fun of them.

The best description I have found was this. 'It�s like watching Metallica as if they were some s#!**y high school talent show band taking themselves way too seriously.'

I tagged this NSFW because of some of the language, but its not too much--just use your own judgment.

Forklift Safety Video

Tue, 27 Apr 2010 10:30:11 CST

German Forklift Safety video. This video is really old and I think it was on the site at one time but was lost during the crash. Anyway I remember Darry crying from laughing so hard at it.

Surviving the World

Mon, 26 Apr 2010 11:57:22 CST

College student posts tidbits of wisdom on a classroom chalk board for everyone to read and ponder.

Think XKCD but without the cartoons.

Great Showdowns

Mon, 26 Apr 2010 10:08:40 CST

Take movie antagonists and protagonists, draw them in a cartoony style, insert a caption and you get a great showdown picture.

I love the Shawshank Redemption one.

Make copies of Keys from one photo.

Thu, 22 Apr 2010 18:17:53 CST

So it is possible now to make a model of keys from a photo, then plug that model in a key cutter and voila your very own set of keys to get into places you shouldn't be getting into.

Locks just keep honest people honest.

Mantracker Interview

Thu, 22 Apr 2010 12:11:42 CST

Interesting tidbits about how the show is filmed including the camera crews need to go back after the race and reshoot 'dramatic' bits more clearly.

Cab Driver Revenge

Tue, 20 Apr 2010 23:07:44 CST

A man is in Las Vegas and losing his ass. He cannot win anything, and before he knows it, he has absolutely no money left. The only thing he does have is his plane ticket home, but he has no way to the airport.

He walks out of the casino and sees a solitary cab with the cabby leaning against it. He walks over and asks the driver if there�s any way he could just take him to the airport. He swears that he will wire the cabby the money the moment he gets home, but the cabby is a total dick.

�You know how many fucking losers I deal with everyday that give me that bullshit story? Fuck you ya piece of shit. Get away from me before I call the cops�, the shithead cabby says.

Well, the guy walks half way to the airport, finally thumbs a ride, and gets home.

He has an outstanding year in business and makes a killing in the market.

Almost a year to the day, he goes back to the same casino where he previously lost his ass, but this time he kills. He cannot lose. Blackjack, slots, you name it, and he's kickin� it�s ass.

When it�s finally time to go, he walks out of the casino and sees a line of about 5 cabs. As he looks down the row, he sees that same asshole that gave him such a hard time the previous year, leaning against his cab at the end of the cab line.

He goes up to the nearest cabby and says, �How much for a ride to the airport?�

The cabby says $10.

The guy says, �OK. How about I give you an extra $2 and you suck my cock?�

The cabby nearly hits him, and tells him to get the hell out of there before he calls the cops.

So the guy goes to the next cab and the next cab, and so on, asking the same thing, �How much for a ride to the airport�how about I give you an extra $2 to suck my dick?�, and each time he gets told to go away.

Finally, the guy comes to the shithead cab driver from last year, and says, �How much for a ride to the airport?�, to which the cabby says $10.

So without another word, the guy hops in the cab.

As the cab is pulling past the other cab drivers, the guy holds up 2 $1 bills against the side window, smiles and gives the other cab drivers the thumbs up.

Via Redit Dirty Joke Thread

Remnants of Skystone

Tue, 20 Apr 2010 17:29:06 CST

This is a fun 2D scroller-type of game set in a sort of Steampunk setting. It's a really fun game - especially for Kongregate.

Portable TVHat

Tue, 20 Apr 2010 12:40:11 CST

For the on-the-go fashionable individual who wants to watch television in the privacy of their own baseball hat.

School Lunches Now a Security Threat

Tue, 20 Apr 2010 12:32:09 CST

School lunches are a threat to national security because they make children and young adults too fat to join the military...seriously.

Court Refuses To Reconsider Oklahoma Immigration Law

Tue, 20 Apr 2010 12:24:00 CST

Basically judges are calling two provisions of the Oklahoma immigration law unenforceable and a federal judge will soon decide whether the preliminary injunction will be made permanent.

SMBC Theater - Oh yeah, baby

Tue, 20 Apr 2010 10:45:08 CST

SMBC Comics are hilarious but their YouTube video shorts are even more amazing.

I'm the BATMAN!

Penis Power

Tue, 20 Apr 2010 10:42:54 CST

What kind of penis power would you enjoy? Women are slaves to menses penises!

Public Television in Atlanta is freaking AWESOME.

Not Safe For Work because every other word is Penis or Vagina.

Skinput Technology

Mon, 19 Apr 2010 12:29:05 CST

Currently in development Skinput would allow users to manipulate their cell phone or other device by using an image displayed on your arm and hand.

The Most Awesomest Thing Ever

Sun, 18 Apr 2010 20:42:29 CST

Random stuff Vs. Random Stuff...see who wins.

My favorite match up was the color Swine Flu Vs. Michael Moore...the flu won.

It is possible there are some NSFW ones, but I never saw any...so use your judgment.

Man Tortures and Kills 4 year old for wetting his pants.

Fri, 16 Apr 2010 17:33:56 CST

It is cases like this that when I hear about them I am astounded we don't have summary execution as a punishment anymore.

There are somethings that go beyond the pale for me and beating a kid for days because they wet their pants is right up there.

Oh and of course you can rest assured drugs were involved.

Pissed off Irishman hates Iceland

Fri, 16 Apr 2010 08:47:15 CST

So I'm sure you've heard about the volcano that erupted in Iceland, well a ton of flights are being grounded because of the ash in the air. Among those stuck at airports are half-drunk (or more) angry Irishmen.

Americans for Fair Taxation

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 17:56:48 CST

Info about the FairTax plan.

'The FairTax plan is a comprehensive proposal that replaces all federal income and payroll based taxes with an integrated approach including a progressive national retail sales tax, a prebate to ensure no American pays federal taxes on spending up to the poverty level, dollar-for-dollar federal revenue neutrality, and, through companion legislation, the repeal of the 16th Amendment.'

Kansas City School District Fires All Administrators

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 12:47:52 CST

Amidst all the school closings every principal and vice-principal have been 'let go' but are allowed to reapply for their jobs.

National Park Week Celebration

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 12:46:00 CST

Starting on Saturday all National Parks will waive entrance fees for one week in honor of National Park Week.

The Downside of Friends with Benefits

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 12:40:58 CST

'When Jennifer Nicholas sees television shows or movies where characters 'hook up' or have sex with 'friends with benefits,' she cringes, because that's how she got herpes.'

Grit FX

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 12:34:55 CST

Tshirt shop with some truly random creations.

XRAIL by RCI allows your shot gun to hold 30+1 shells

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 11:18:40 CST

Take a revolver cylinder and then add it to a shotgun's tubular magazine and you have the XRAIL. It allows you to fill up a shot gun with a ridiculous amount of rounds so that you can just keep shooting and shooting.

How to wear a gaff

Wed, 14 Apr 2010 12:50:25 CST

In case you ever wanted to know how to wear a gaff, this is the site for you.

Highlights include shaving your privates, tucking your testicles inside your abdominal cavity, and lots of tap.

Enjoy!

World War II Pacific Theatre Photos

Wed, 14 Apr 2010 12:47:12 CST

This is a great collection of photos from Pearl Harbor through to the end of the war. Lots and lots of shots of combat, ships, planes and more.

Emails from an A**hole

Wed, 14 Apr 2010 12:22:34 CST

Collection of email correspondences between 'Mike' and people who've posted classified ads, 'Mike's' goal is purely to screw with these individuals.

Priest calls for Pope's resignation

Tue, 13 Apr 2010 16:35:23 CST

If the Roman Catholic Church had more priests like Rev. James Scahill, they probably wouldn't be having so many problems right now.

Some Funk To Tide You Over

Tue, 13 Apr 2010 15:23:20 CST

This is an awesome funky song, you may recognize it as the intro song to Super Bad.
The Bar Keys - Too Hot To Stop

HTML Colors and their Hex Equivalent

Tue, 13 Apr 2010 13:10:00 CST

Yep, More HTML information. This time it is the HTML color chart and the Hex equivalent for that color.

Basic/Default Fonts Across Operating Systems and Browsers

Tue, 13 Apr 2010 13:09:14 CST

This is a handy site that shows what fonts are common across browsers, and operating systems.

Changing your password every month isn't worth it in the long run.

Tue, 13 Apr 2010 13:07:52 CST

Economists sat down and looked at all the time spent resetting passwords, forcing people to update passwords and on and on; then compared it to how much the security breaches actually cost and in most cases it is either a wash or costs more for the features than you actually lose without them.

Kinda sad when you look at it.

Doctor Who regeneration a bad LSD trip.

Tue, 13 Apr 2010 07:53:48 CST

Internal memos from BBC archives reveal various stories about previous Doctor Who changes.

Conan O'Brien headed to TBS

Mon, 12 Apr 2010 17:50:43 CST

He will soon be hosting a new nighttime show on TBS before the Lopez show that I have never watched. I am not sure about watching TBS shows, but at least TBS will probably allow Conan to be as funny as he was on his old show!

Auto Complete Me

Mon, 12 Apr 2010 16:15:53 CST

Google auto complete feature leaves a lot to be desired, but for what it lacks in that department it makes up in hilarious auto complete results.

Like:
How Can I...
How Can I tape my girlfriend's hands together and make her act like a dinosaur?

Actuall WWII Pacific Theatre Vet Reviews The Pacific

Mon, 12 Apr 2010 15:23:40 CST

Bill Gallo saw combat on most if not all the islands The Pacific covers and he has been writing reviews of the shows each week as they air with his thoughts on the subject.

It always amazes me to hear from Vets when they can say this movie is full of crap or this one is as close as you can get to it. Just an interesting read for the most part.

Confederate Soldiers Were Terrorists.

Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:30:47 CST

Roland S Martin feels Confederates and Terrorists are one in the same.

Explain this Image

Sun, 11 Apr 2010 15:44:11 CST

Collection of odd and random photos with explanations from users.

The Pee Movie List

Sat, 10 Apr 2010 16:44:50 CST

In case you ever wanted to know every movie that has video/audio of people peeing in it, then this is the site for you.

It is like Mr. Skin but for piss.

Bad Bad Teacher

Sat, 10 Apr 2010 15:14:49 CST

Website database devoted to posting details regarding school teachers caught in sexual relationships with their students

Ancient skeletal remains shed new light on evolution

Sat, 10 Apr 2010 12:55:23 CST

'Scientists may have discovered a new branch on your family tree.

A team of researchers working in South Africa has unearthed what they believe are the remains of a previously unknown species predating modern humans. They recently discovered a couple of partial skeletons -- an adult female and a juvenile male -- that are nearly 2 million years old.'

Using satellites to find skeletons

Sat, 10 Apr 2010 12:54:04 CST

'Sometimes when you're looking for something, and you really want to find it, the best thing you can do is step back from the situation a bit.'

Polish President and Several Top Officials Killed in Plane Crash

Sat, 10 Apr 2010 10:06:01 CST

According to the article 'the Polish officials were on their way to commemorate the deaths of top Polish officials at Katyn 70 years ago.'

Flood It!

Fri, 09 Apr 2010 13:50:45 CST

This game is like Tetris combined with Minesweeper plus a Rubik's cube for good measure.

The object of the game is to flood the whole screen with one color, starting out with the colors at the upper left corner of the screen. Have fun being addicted to this now.

Evolution, Big Bang Polls Omitted From NSF Report

Thu, 08 Apr 2010 17:59:41 CST

'In an unusual last-minute edit that has drawn flak from the White House and science educators, a federal advisory committee omitted data on Americans' knowledge of evolution and the big bang from a key report. The data shows that Americans are far less likely than the rest of the world to accept that humans evolved from earlier species and that the universe began with a big bang.'

More US Air Marshals have been arrested than they have actually arrested....

Thu, 08 Apr 2010 17:40:36 CST

The math breaks down like this. They make about 4.2 arrests per year. Meaning 1 arrest per 1000 people employed by the Air Marshal Service.

Their budget is $860 MILLION a year. Meaning we spend $200 million per arrest....

Yet another reason why 'Wars on [Inanimate Objects or Emotions]' are a waste of both time and money.

Kyrgyzstan's 2010 Revolution

Thu, 08 Apr 2010 17:23:19 CST

This is tagged History because it is history in the making. Link goes to some pretty incredible photos of the anti-government fights that are breaking out in Kyrgyzstan.

Tagged NSFW because some of the shots are super bloody and have dead people in them.

The Fed is worried about a Stock Market Bubble

Thu, 08 Apr 2010 17:07:00 CST

The signs of a financial bubble are ridiculously quick rises in price when there is no apparent reason pushing that rise.

The stock market has jumped from 7000 to almost 11000 in two years, meanwhile the economy still has 10% unemployment, zero percent interest and many many state and local governments on the verge of bankruptcy.

The crux of the issue is that to encourage people to spend the Fed lowered interest rates to basically nothing. The discount window was lowered to basically zero percent interest so that banks could easily make loans to each other. The problem is if the interest rate to borrow money from a source of unlimited money is almost zero percent savings interest rates themselves drop to barely above that rate. So people have no place to put their money to. Instead they dump their money into the stock market again....

Meaning that if the Fed decides to raise interest rates to curb against inflation from all the free money they made, they run the risk of people yanking their money out of the stock market (which they rightly have no confidence in) and putting it into savings. Thereby shocking the economy back into a downward spiral where the Fed has to again lower the interest rate to keep spending up.

Ladies and gents we are at a precipice waiting for one large economic disaster to come along and shove us into the abyss and the Fed will be able to to absolutely nothing about it.

Buy food, guns and ammo.

DnD Soda!

Thu, 08 Apr 2010 16:41:17 CST

Jones Soda has come up with a whole bunch of flavors based on Dungeons and Dragon themes.

Like the Illithid Brain Juice and Dwarven Draught!

Time Lapse Footage of being stuck in an elevator for 41 hours.

Thu, 08 Apr 2010 16:36:32 CST

This happened in 1999 but it is just creepy to watch. The poor guy, Nicholas White, went out for a cigarette break and then took car 30 back up to his office only to have it stop in place and trap him without food or water for the next 41 hours.

ABC News story here

Super in-depth New Yorker story here.

Care for a glass of cheese?

Thu, 08 Apr 2010 16:09:32 CST

Japanese cheese company NEEDS seems to think so.

Mmmm nothing hits the spot like a warm glass of cheesy-ish yogurt drink.

Top 10 Bad Beverage Ideas

Thu, 08 Apr 2010 16:02:21 CST

Decent list of top 10 failed drink ideas. It gets points for Orbitz but then loses points for not listing Crystal Pepsi for some reason.

So in honor of Crystal Pepsi here is some Van Halen in the video link.

Teen to Eat Bull that Gored Him

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 23:48:44 CST

'On a side note, Huntington was upset that paramedics had to cut off his brand new shirt.'

J.K. Rowling will be releasing another book soon

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 16:01:04 CST

Short article that basically boils down to this:'I'm quite sure in the not-too-distant future, I will bring out another book,' she said. Rowling did not rule out the possibility of another 'Potter'-themed novel somewhere down the line.

Airline is now going to charge for bathroom use

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 15:55:59 CST

Irish airline is going to charge up to one Euro to go to the bathroom on flights of less than an hour.

How to Sh*t in the Woods

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 00:27:03 CST

'We�ve all been there�a weight in your lower gut is prohibiting you from expressing your true freedom on the slopes. A medicine ball crammed in your intestines, causing you to squeeze cheek in fear of turning those nice white briefs into a muddy, tie-dye brown. You have to sh*t, and your only viable alternative is chancing it, which will most likely end in catastro-feces all over your all-over print, or head for the hills to squat and thrust your way to browntown greatness.'

Clinical Trials

Tue, 06 Apr 2010 16:59:42 CST

This site offers all current clinical trials, some need healthy individuals but many need individuals with certain disorders.

i-Sketch

Tue, 06 Apr 2010 16:27:12 CST

Multi-player online pictionary for free!

The International Shark Attack File

Tue, 06 Apr 2010 16:18:11 CST

Various statistics and figures regarding recorded shark attacks.

Six Most Feared But Least Likely Causes of Death

Tue, 06 Apr 2010 16:16:53 CST

Short discussion of commonly feared causes of death and what you should really worry about.

Airline to Charge for Carry-on Luggage

Tue, 06 Apr 2010 16:04:06 CST

Spirit Air will begin charging up to $45 for all carry-on luggage too large to fit under the passenger's seat.

I Am An Idiot

Tue, 06 Apr 2010 10:37:39 CST

Collection of stories about stupid people flaunting their stupidity, mostly computer or technology related.

The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner: An Eclipse Novella

Tue, 06 Apr 2010 07:43:07 CST

Stephanie Meyer wrote a short(ish) story about the newborns in Seattle, and had given it to the director of the next film as background. They liked it so much they are including one of the characters (Bree) in the movie. The book will be available for free here, but you can also buy it when it comes out June 5th.

Broken Words

Mon, 05 Apr 2010 13:29:15 CST

Word game requiring you to unscramble word groups

Chinese Ship Runs Aground Near Australia

Mon, 05 Apr 2010 13:06:08 CST

Emergency teams are working to prevent further release of oil from the ship in hopes of protecting the Great Barrier Reef

Family Guy - European See and Say

Sat, 03 Apr 2010 21:53:59 CST

Darry and I were laughing about this Friday night and I had to post it again. It is so freaking funny.

SHAZOOOO! or as the french cow says CHAZEUUUUU!

Chubby Chick Fight

Sat, 03 Apr 2010 15:10:32 CST

These two girls go at it until the police finally arrive to break them up.

How to Do Things

Sat, 03 Apr 2010 08:46:26 CST

A collection of truly random how-to's such as how to pour wine at the table properly, how to compare tire brands, and how to block your cell phone number.

Student Brings Pot-Laced Cake to School

Sat, 03 Apr 2010 08:40:01 CST

His caper would have gone completely unnoticed if two of the cake eaters hadn't gone to the nurse because they were feeling 'ill'.

Pyongyang restraunts...North Korea's finest money-laundering service

Fri, 02 Apr 2010 08:04:53 CST

Apparently North Korea has several out-of-country businesses that launder money and money gathering entities. This is run by the quasi-secret Division 39 that is in charge of all the foreign monies coming into North Korea through varied legal/illegal means.

Democrat Hank Johnson fears Guam will 'tip over and capsize'

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 19:24:12 CST

One can only hope this is an April fool's joke.

OKC Blazers are gone

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 17:01:02 CST

I was looking for their schedule for when I visited this summer since I don't live there anymore, but wanted to go...um...nope.

It looks like Tulsa is still up and running, but after 17 years no more OKC Blazers

Wikipedia main page full of humor for April 1st

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 16:22:03 CST

From good 'ole wife selling to how Sony zapped some customers back in time, a humorous twist from Wikipedia!

Literal Version of Penny Lane

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 13:29:10 CST

This is kind of like the Literal Version of AHA's Take on Me, but even more silly in that they are ripping on the Beatles and many many other bands.

Lego Matrix

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 12:40:24 CST

Trinity..... HELP!

This is awesome! Be sure to check out the 'textp' mode as well for any video you're watching on YouTube (it's under the video sizes).

Trololololololololo

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 12:36:10 CST

Lololololollololololololo

lolololol a heeeeeee eeeeee lalala la la

ooohoooh OOOH bada dada

lolololololoullulllula!

Test IPhone

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 12:20:52 CST

Wanna know how your website looks on mobile phones?

Tetstiphone.com lets you test your site on a virtual iPhone to see how it looks.

Baby Boy Upset He Can't Be A Single Lady

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 09:31:38 CST

Basically this little guy is singing along with Beyonce when his dad tells him he's not a single lady. If you pause it just right you can see his little baby world and dreams of being a single lady, whatever that is, collapsing.

In honor of Topeka, KS changing its name to Google

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 08:21:33 CST

... Google has decided to change its name to Topeka!

Bucket List Robberies

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 07:49:13 CST

Lady uses her 'bucket list' as a reason to rob a bank. I hope getting caught and put in jail was on there too!

Inventor Spot

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 00:05:00 CST

Site featuring the latest technological breakthroughs and innovations, with a handful of the truly random, on the whole some really interesting stuff here.

Super Poop-Photo Comics

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 23:57:03 CST

Website uses photographs to create amusing funnies, there are a few really dumb ones mixed in with the funny ones though :(

100 Things to Do When Ordering Pizza

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 23:12:42 CST

Funny suggestions for different things to do to the person taking your order over the phone.

The Killer Whale Strikes Again

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 19:44:48 CST

The killer whale Tilikum has killed a third human in his stint at aquatic parks, and he is still going to be a part of the shows at Sea World.

Horrible Deep Sea Creatures

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 17:16:04 CST

The creatures living at the depths of our oceans are terrifying and creepy, these all look like the inspiration for a freaky sci-fi flick.

Dead Marine's father ordered to pay Westboro's legal costs

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 17:12:09 CST

Westboro is getting paid by the people they protested against by a new court order.

'By the court making this decision, they're not only telling me that they're taking their side, but I have to pay them money to do this to more soldiers and their families,' said Albert Snyder, whose son, Lance Cpl. Matthew Snyder, was killed in action in Iraq in 2006.

'Mr. Snyder and his attorneys have engaged the legal system; there are some rules to that legal engagement,' said [Margie] Phelps, a member of Westboro [and daughter of founder Fred Phelps] who says she has participated in more than 150 protests of military funerals.

'They wanted to shut down the picketing so now they're going to finance it,' she said.

Yes, you can talk on your cell phone while you drive in AR

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 15:52:00 CST

If you're under 18 or have a learners permit, you can't, and you can't text message no matter what, but other than that it's fine to talk on your cell phone in AR. Here's another link as well to confirm it.

http://www.drivinglaws.org/arkansas.php

Stand And Deliver Teacher Dies

Tue, 30 Mar 2010 22:43:26 CST

Jaime Escalante, remembered most for his work as a Math teacher, died today due to complications from cancer.

Congressional Medal of Honor Society

Tue, 30 Mar 2010 00:08:09 CST

The official society for Congressional Medal of Honor winners, complete with a full list of recipients.

What Colleges Should Get to Play Post-Season Ball?

Mon, 29 Mar 2010 23:59:45 CST

According to the US Secretary of Education only schools that graduate at least 40% of their basketball players should be allowed to participate in post-season play.

Social Sentry monitors employee social networks.

Mon, 29 Mar 2010 17:27:06 CST

Monitor your employees Facebook and social network habits for the low cost of $2-8 per employee.

Public information on social networks will get more and more scarce as this kind of stuff becomes common place. That or more privacy options will be quickly available. Where you have to white list everything.

Oddity Central

Mon, 29 Mar 2010 16:30:54 CST

A collection of oddities from across the globe including weird clothing, physical birth defects, world record attempts and much more.

New Uses for Common Household Products

Mon, 29 Mar 2010 16:24:56 CST

Interesting collection of uses for common household products such as using Alka-Seltzer to unclog a drain.

Weird and Crazy Automobiles

Mon, 29 Mar 2010 16:22:01 CST

Page may take some time to load but there are 50 images of some cool, odd, and weird cars

Wacky Inventions

Mon, 29 Mar 2010 16:18:26 CST

A collection of random and weird inventions, some of which are cool some of which are downright retarded.

Valkyrie Tactical

Mon, 29 Mar 2010 15:28:03 CST

Noveske was onto something with the 'Surprise' dust covers. Valkyrie Tactical has gone one step further with more dust covers and even skull shaped mag release buttons.

Pictures of said items in the comment section, link goes to the Break Yo'Self cover.

Sweep The Leg - No More Kings

Mon, 29 Mar 2010 14:46:26 CST

Darry and I were watching Karate Kid and I mentioned how much I miss William Zabka as the quintessential 80s bad guy and remembered we used to have this video up on REOIV before the crash.

Anyway here he is with all the Cobra Kai gang in this awesome music video Sweep the Leg by No More Kings

Make sure you watch till the end of the video, trust me.

Inventor Troy Hurtubise

Mon, 29 Mar 2010 13:15:27 CST

Troy Hurtubise is the guy that spent all the time make the up armored bear suit so he could run around and fight bears or whatever. Now he's turned his attention towards making military armored suits.

From his videos he's most likely a genius, a complete nut bar or both.

Wolfmother - Cosmic Egg

Mon, 29 Mar 2010 11:53:10 CST

If you like Wolfmother as much as I do, then get your Youtube to MP3 software ready to go.

This person has kindly put up every single Wolfmother track from their new album on Youtube.

New Moon Rising is face meltingly awesome.

HBO's Pacific - Lewis Burwell 'Chesty' Puller

Mon, 29 Mar 2010 10:24:16 CST

We've been watching the Pacific and I keep seeing Chester Puller in the background ordering people around, getting ribbed by guys on Guadalcanal and keeping John Basilone from puking on his desk. Which made me wonder a bit more about him.

I knew he was a hard ass, and a war hero, just how big of a hero I truly didn't realize.

He's on the level with Audie Murphy if you guys were wondering. Chesty just happens to be the most decorated US Marine in history with FOUR Navy Crosses.

From what I can tell the Pacific is going to get a helluva lot more brutal and nasty.

When a grandma goes to court

Sun, 28 Mar 2010 14:53:09 CST

See the comments, the joke is in an image.

Sarah Palin says 'I'm still here'!

Sun, 28 Mar 2010 02:42:28 CST

... when the press has nothing to report on, Sarah Palin is their go-to-gal!

Apparently this is how women can impress men on a 1st date...

Sun, 28 Mar 2010 00:40:27 CST

... just show your tits, the rest is circumstantial.

Fox Created 18 Different Versions of Avatar for the U.S., Over 100 Versions Worldwide

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 23:04:41 CST

I am blown away that production studios are going to this length to ensure the quality of a movie. Kudos to Cameron for his dedication and integrity!

14% of Americans Think Obama is the Anti-Christ

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 14:39:16 CST

This is based on a relatively small poll but is an amusing article about beliefs regarding Pres. Obama

George Takei sells TV's for Sharp

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 00:49:36 CST

Please just watch this video. Towards the end it became so funny that the wife and I backed it up and watched it 10 times. Takei is so funny in this.

Halfway Home by TV on the Radio

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 20:38:00 CST

Heard this song on Pandora a bit ago and thought I'd share.

School Lunch Program to Use Primarily Fresh Foods

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:36:51 CST

A program currently at work in Berkeley,CA and Boulder, CO offering students locally produced food options and healthier choices may possibly be extended to schools across the country.

The FDA Wants You to Know that Tanning Beds May Give You Cancer

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:23:46 CST

Congratulations finally someone is pointing out that hey blasting your entire body with UV rays every day is probably not a good idea and maybe someone should stop letting idiot kids kill themselves so they can look pretty.

Wisconsin College Changes Font to Save Money

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:14:47 CST

The school adjusted their email font so when students print out emails the new font will use 30% less ink. Way to go!

Download this terrorist training video for your next jihadist party!

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 15:49:11 CST

Kill. Kill. Kill... the white man.

Derka derka mohammed jihad!

Cyanide and Happiness

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 00:43:32 CST

Random web comic that makes me think of Dicko, Ads and pop-ups may be NSFW

Actor Dennis Hopper's Health Failing

Thu, 25 Mar 2010 21:00:13 CST

The actor is dying from prostate cancer and apparently has little time left. It will be a sad day when we lose such a wonderful actor who has entertained audiences for more than 50 years.

Unintentionally Hilarious Propaganda Posters

Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:08:36 CST

Another one from the guys at Cracked.com pointing out the hilarity in some of the world's propaganda posters.

A soldier and an insurgent are both fighting when...

Thu, 25 Mar 2010 17:12:33 CST

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.

We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American.

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!

He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!'

'And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.'

Peewee Gets an Ipad

Thu, 25 Mar 2010 11:05:19 CST

Peewee gets and Ipad from Steve Jobs and shows it off to all the gang in puppet land.

I just love that it is actually Peewee, Chairy, Conky Pterry, Magic Screen etc.

The bad part is that it didn't last long enough and no Jambi.

Cost for mass deportation? $285 billion

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 23:51:17 CST

According to the Houston Chronicle the cost of deporting all the illegal immigrants in America comes to roughly $285 Billion or 1/3 the cost of Obama care.

Why are we bailing out banks, and wasting Trillions of dollars on health care we don't have when here is something the majority of Americans agree on and support?

I don't like you mommy

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 22:39:46 CST

This will be Erin...only love for cookies

Chess

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 16:06:38 CST

Multiplayer chess, you may have to wait a few minutes to be matched but otherwise a fun little multiplayer version.

Baby Sling Recall

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 15:50:43 CST

Infantino baby slings are recalled...why?

Because the baby might die.

Microsoft Surface

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 15:42:01 CST

An interactive table top touch screen device, mainly for use in restaurants, that could revolutionize the way certain industries interact with their customers.

Xtreme Geek

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 15:33:20 CST

Gadgets and gizmos for the geek in your life.

The Sultan Gaming Table

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 15:18:22 CST

I was talking with Gig and Darry about this the other day and swore I tossed this link up on REOIV at some point. Ah well.

This is the end all, beat all gaming table. At a whopping $8500.00 price tag it better be, but just look at what that gets you.

Dropped Surface
Dice Trays and Towers
Flip Down Desks
Cup holdersli>
Drawers
GM Station
and more!

Photoshop Content Aware Fill

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 15:10:59 CST

The guys at Adobe have done it again. This time they have created a content aware fill feature. What this does is allows you to crop items out of images and the fill will look at the surrounding features and fill in shapes and images based upon what surrounds it.

This is awesome for a whole ton of reasons. You can really easily crop out stupid people, artifacts or objects in the background of your photos without having to spend hours and hours laboring on it anymore.

Weird - The Story of Weird Al

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 12:59:05 CST

Aaron Paul as Weird Al
Olivia Wilde as Madonna
Gary Cole as Weird Al's Dad
and Patton Oswalt as Dr. Demento

Some people are just born Weird.

5 Reasons Americans Will Never Love Roundabouts

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 09:39:53 CST

Excellent short list of examples of why America will never love roundabout traffic circles. I think #6 should be they are a waste or time, space and are a colossal pain in the ass.

Oglaf

Tue, 23 Mar 2010 23:45:55 CST

Oglaf is a freaking hilarious fantasy comic with an adult/pornographic lean to the whole thing.
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Science Lesson #5: Zinc Oxide and YOU!

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 23:49:26 CST

Kentucky Fried Movie had some really awesome skits in it, but this one and Big Jim Slade always make me break down laughing.

Vortex Junctions: The New Roundabout

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 23:38:26 CST

This design, in theory, reduces the issues plaguing roundabouts in high volume areas, mainly the need for cars to enter into and exit from the same lane.

Brain Training Games

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 19:50:38 CST

Various games that are quasi-fun and smarty-like. Darry-mom loves this site fyi.

10 State Attorney Generals Prepared to File Suit Against the US Government

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 18:11:21 CST

Once the healthcare bill is signed into law by Obama these A.G.s will file suit citing multiple portions of the bill as unconstitutional.

Pizza-La

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 16:53:47 CST

Pi pi pi pi pizza-la-kun!
To to to to toppings!
IGNORED!
Pi pi pi pi pizza-la

Express Yourself! - NWA

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 15:09:05 CST

I heard this song the other day and it made me laugh when I realized Dr. Dre said he doesn't smoke weed because it causes brain damage and brain damage on the mic don't manage.

Yet he's the same guy that released and album called 'The Chronic' 2 years later.

Dubai banks cooking with alcohol

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 14:57:18 CST

Like everyone needed another reason to toss on the pile of reasons why Dubai sucks. Now they've banned cooking with alcohol because Islam prevents people from ingesting alcohol.

Mixing religion and laws almost always ends badly and is just bad in general.

Epic Fail

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 14:49:11 CST

Site offering thousands of videos, pictures, and stories of situations the average person would classify as fail. Possibly NSFW

Pale is the New Tan

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 13:24:39 CST

Do you hate fake bake tans? Do you loathe the way club goer make themselves look like retarded Oompa Loompas?

Well then take a gander at Pale is the New Tan and get ready to laugh and cringe at the same time.

Best of Youtube

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 11:54:44 CST

Want to find funny youtube videos without having to search through forums or internet posts? BestofYoutube.com has a ton of them to watch.

40 Yard Dash Man vs Athlete - Rich Eisens at NFL Combine 2010

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 11:48:43 CST

Most people understand NFL players are fast, but they don't really grasp just how fast they are vs. us regular folks out there.

This video does a really great job of showing just how fast they are, well at least how fast they are vs Rich Eisens.

My Confined Space

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 11:23:48 CST

MyConfinedSpace.com has an awesome collection of random funny images from around the internets.

Create a Word Cloud With Wordle

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 10:35:07 CST

Worlde allows you to paste in text or an RSS feed and it then creates a word cloud using the text provided. Not really sure how useful word clouds are but it is neat anyway. This is REOIV.com's word cloud at the time I submitted this link.

Tombstone Epitaphs

Sun, 21 Mar 2010 23:57:52 CST

A collection of humorous gravestone inscriptions.

U.S. Health Insurance Reform Summary

Sun, 21 Mar 2010 23:43:04 CST

A quick summary covering the highlights of the newly passed Health Insurance Reform Bill.

World War One Photos

Sun, 21 Mar 2010 18:20:33 CST

This is a really rough and gruesome collection of photos from World War One. They show how bloody, deadly and just overwhelmingly horrifying that war really was.

Click the image to see the next image, the website layout leave a lot to be desired for navigation.

Atlas Obscura

Sun, 21 Mar 2010 01:50:25 CST

This site is a collection of photographs and such from places far and wide, the things that are left out of trip guides and tours but are utterly cool and random at the same time.

Google and its banned searches

Sat, 20 Mar 2010 15:39:00 CST

This is an interesting article about Google's banning certain searches, even in the US.

They are considering pulling out of China because of the number of bans, but they have bans in every country.

Pell Grant Fund Feeling the Crunch

Sat, 20 Mar 2010 11:16:54 CST

High numbers of low income students are taxing the Pell grant system, if no adjustments are made the grant limits will reduce from nearly $6000 per student to $2500.

Insurgo

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 16:08:32 CST

Fun little physics based builder game.

The Lazy Reader's Book Club

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 15:36:37 CST

Each month recommendations are made in 3 categories: Adult, Young Adult, and Children. Most are shorter than 250 pages and should be relatively quick reads.

Jon Stewart PWNS Glenn Beck

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 13:13:29 CST

Jon Stewart really just nails how stupid Glenn Beck has become in recent years, but better than that he makes it hilarious and fun to watch as well. I love how he makes the same silly illogical conclusions that Beck will sometimes make on his show and then makes grand Strawman arguments to prove his point.

The whole chalk board part with Conservative Libertarian had me rolling I was laughing so hard last night.

I think he did an even better job than South Park.

Time on Death Row

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 13:13:01 CST

Interesting article about the increase in the amount of time inmates spend on death row between 1977 and 2007. It's skewed towards anti-death penalty but has some interesting facts.

The Weldhouse

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 13:03:12 CST

Company that makes furniture such as tables and bedframes in steel often times taken from wrecked cars. They have no seating options as of yet but they're working on it.

REOIV.com New Link Types

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 12:33:15 CST

Hey guys, just wanted to let you know we have a couple of new link types for everyone to use :)

Art: This is mainly for displaying links related to artsy subjects etc.

Animals: This is for links about wildlife, animal pictures that aren't cute or just weird animal news.

History: This is kind of obvious. Anything that is historical or background information.

Sports: I personally don't care about sports but I know you guys do so now you have a sports tag.

UPDATE: I added the food tag as well

News about food, restaurants etc.

Scribbler Too

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 12:28:46 CST

This is a site like Harmony that lets you scribble around online making geometric drawings and sketches that you can save and print off later if you like.

Harmony Procedural Drawing Tool

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 12:27:55 CST

This is a nifty little site that lets you draw around with a paintbrush that produces really amazing effects and sketches.

Worth spending a couple of minutes playing with it.

Hitchhiker's Guide To Hitchhiking

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 11:06:29 CST

Everyone knows that hitchhikers are murderers and anyone that picks up a hitchhiker is a murderer, so this video just shows what someone picks up a hitchhiker.

The funny part is this sounds like something Gig and I would do.

Bernanke wants to eliminate the minimum reserve requirements for banks....

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 09:43:09 CST

The Federal Reserve is a big pile of sh!t, and it keeps screwing the US citizens over and over by keeping crappy banks afloat and doing shady underhanded deals with no public disclosure or oversight.

So why am I not surprised that Ben Bernanke supports this idea? He wants to remove that pesky requirement that banks keep, in reserve, a small percent of the money they lend out. In the US that amount is 10%. Meaning that for every $10,000 a bank loans in the US they have to have $1,000 in reserve. This is a good practice because it keeps a bank from loaning more money than it has. They physically have to have at least that small fraction of money in reserve somewhere or else they can't make loans. Once we remove that requirement, banks will just loan as much money as they can get away with figuring that the Fed will bail them out if they go under.

All in all this is just the dumbest thing I think I've heard yet come from the Federal reserve. Why Obama let Bernanke keep running the show I'll never know, oh wait that is right because big politicians are in the pockets of big banking.

Wanna Meet Dog the Bounty Hunter??

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 09:27:13 CST

Dog, the Bounty Hunter, is going on a nation wide tour. 30 stops in 17 days and now is your chance to meet or see him if you want. He's doing book signings all over. He'll be in Rogers Tuesday March 23rd at Borders at 9:00pm and then Ft. Smith the next day at noon. Then Tulsa that same day at 4 and OKC that night at 8. The guy is busy busy busy that is for sure.

Baby Dictators

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 00:02:16 CST

A photographer posed her young child as infamous dictators in this short photo gallery.

Retired general links gays in military, Bosnian massacre

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 23:53:41 CST

According to this retired general letting gays in the Dutch military totally destroyed it's usefulness, it had nothing to do with the fact that the, 'battalion was under-strength, poorly led' no it's totally because they let in boys who like boys.

Boombox - Lonely Island

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:52:05 CST

SNL finally made a digital short out of the Boombox song. The sad thing is milking Andy Samburg is about the only thing they have left going for them. That show gets less and less funny as the years go by.

What's In A Name?

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 15:44:06 CST

Legal name change requests from individuals obtained by The Smoking Gun. Who wouldn't want to be named Fuk King Kwock?

Spank the Monkey

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 15:36:01 CST

How hard can you spank the monkey?

It's the 60 year Anniversary of the FBI's Most Wanted List

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 15:32:40 CST

Link goes to the current top 10 most wanted individuals.

Tarantino and Gaga working together?

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 07:57:36 CST

Quentin Tarantino has been talking with Lady Gaga about being in his next film as an assassin. Maybe that's why she got the Pussy Wagon on loan for 'Telephone'

How to Fill Out a Form 1

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:15:50 CST

If you ever want to make a short barreled shotgun, suppressor or short barreled rifle you will have to fill out a form 1 at some point. The GunTrustLawyer.com gives you an easy to follow list and examples of how and what you need to fill in.

Jon Stewart on Corporations

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 15:56:52 CST

This video should be required viewing to anyone wondering about how Wall Street works. Why people call bankers crooks etc and why I HATE corporations. Essentially Jon Stewart does a great skit of showing how much a corporation can get away with while a normal person would go to jail for years and years for fraud.

It disgusts me that corporations have the same rights as individuals in this country. They shouldn't have any major rights like that especially since their liabilities are so small.

Bathroom Grafitti Project

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 11:56:37 CST

A collection of photographs detailing the art left behind in bathroom stalls. Some of the pictures and text are NSFW but they are thumbnails and can be usually be skipped over easily.

Life's About Choices

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 11:42:48 CST

Rant about how Americans have lost the idea of personal responsibility and how absolutely retarded the government bailouts are.

China's Economic Super Bubble

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 11:17:08 CST

China is riding high on a super bubble right now. When that bubble breaks it will mean huge financial changes across the globe. Basically China is very good at lying about their debts, and hiding their financial problems with economic shell games, but eventually it will all catch up to them and when it does China's economy will implode on a massive scale.

Mickey Rourke quits new Conan movie.

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 10:42:11 CST

I thought Mickey Rourke was awesome as Marv in Sin City so having him play Conan's father in the new movie was a no brainer. Sucks that he quit the movie but the upside is Ron *Mother F*cking* Perlman is taking his place.

So it is like losing a $100 bill and feeling all sad and then you find a $1,000 bill on the ground.

Ron Perlman as Conan's dad? Hell yes!

Solomon Kane Trailer

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 07:53:39 CST

The trailer for Solomon Kane, which is based on the stories by Robert E. Howard of Conan fame.

I sure hope it is good.

Cole v. Arkansas

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 23:40:56 CST

In 2008 Arkansas passed a law preventing unmarried couples from becoming foster parents or adopting children, the ACLU sued the state calling the act unconstitutional. The case should be going to trial sometime this year.

Best, Worst, and Deadliest Roads in America

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 21:27:06 CST

Some Highlights:

Best: Kansas #1, Arkansas #31, Oklahoma #46
Deadliest: Montana #1, Arkansas #5, Oklahoma #11
Deadliest for DUIs: Arkansas #10

Happy St. Pats Day!!

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:53:43 CST

♣ ♣ ♣Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.   Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me.   If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!'

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.'

♣ ♣ ♣
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

The man said, 'I do, Father..'

The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.'

Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

'Certainly, Father,' the man replied.

'Then stand over there against the wall,' said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

O'Toole said, 'No, I don't Father.'

The priest said, 'I don't believe this.   You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?'

O'Toole said, 'Oh, when I die, yes.   I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.'

♣ ♣ ♣
Paddy was in New York .

He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing.   The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, 'Okay, pedestrians.'   Then he'd allow the traffic to pass.

He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk.

After the cop had shouted, 'Pedestrians!' for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, 'Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?'

♣ ♣ ♣
Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died.   He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney.

'Did you see the paper?' asked Gallagher. 'They say I died!!'

'Yes, I saw it!' replied Finney.   'Where are ye callin' from?'

♣ ♣ ♣
An Irish priest is driving down to    New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut ..   The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He says, 'Sir, have you been drinking?'

'Just water,' says the priest.

The trooper says, 'Then why do I smell wine?'

The priest looks at the bottle and says, 'Good Lord! He's done it again!'

♣ ♣ ♣
Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.'

'Oh yeah?' said Charlie, 'And how did this one end?'

'When it was over,' Mike replied, 'She came to me on her hands and knees.'

'Really,' said Charles, 'Now that's a switch!   What did she say?'

She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.'

♣ ♣ ♣
David staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy.   He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen.

He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step.   As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump.   A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.

Managing not to yell, David sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding.   He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood..

He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.

In the morning, David woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Kathleen staring at him from across the room.

She said, 'You were drunk again last night weren't you?'

David said, 'Why you say such a mean thing?'

'Well,' Kathleen said, 'it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly ...... it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.
♣ ♣ ♣

An Irish Blonde In A Casino

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:44:34 CST

An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered,
'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men.

Have a happy St. Pat's Day !!!!!

New no-stop stop signs

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:06:43 CST

This guy has a good argument against many existing stopsigns (although I'm not big on traffic circles).

His argument/math reminds me of reoiv arguments.

Popular Photography

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:40:14 CST

Sister site to Popular Science, Popular Photography has the latest reviews of cameras and accessories as well as a host of great photography related articles

Small Creature Found Alive 600 Feet Below the Antartic Ice

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:23:57 CST

This is a surprising discovery and is leading scientists to think about how animals survive in habitats previously thought to be non-conducive to supporting life.

Bald Eagle Nest Web Cam

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 12:47:23 CST

This is your chance to watch a Bald Eagle in its nest in real time thanks to the George Miksch Sutton Avian Research foundation. No clue as to when the babies will hatch but it is definitely worth keeping an eye on.

Why most weather predictions are bullsh!t

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 10:40:02 CST

This article is a great summary of why most weather predictions are completely wrong. Case in point is this little gem:

..stations get their precipitation predictions correct about 85 percent of the time one day out and decline to about 73 percent seven days out.
On the surface, that would not seem too bad. But consider that if a meteorologist always predicted that it would never rain, they would be right 86.3 percent of the time.

Basically, most of the time, you're better off assuming it won't rain than ever listening to a weatherman.

Shakespeare given credit for another play

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 07:51:43 CST

There has been speculation as to Shakespeare's role in the play 'Double Falsehood,' but now researchers think he wrote large portions of it.

Shock Site List

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 00:05:08 CST

This is a list of shock sites on the web. If you don't know what a shock site is, consider yourself blessed and stay away from this page. If you do know and want to see more, then go on, but be warned: These are nasty.

Yo Gabba Gabba religious meanings

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:42:49 CST

Basically this guy sat down and typed up the discussion of DJ Lance as God with his messiah (Plex) being sent to help the other Gabbas.

It's just humorous because of some of the other conversations we've had on the subject!

Wildcard B****es, Yeeeee-haw!

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:20:28 CST

I think it is no secret that I love It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, so this is an amusing clip from last season.

It's not really NSFW- other than the one word from the title, use your own judgment at work.

FCC releases details of broadband plan

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 19:02:14 CST

The U.S. Federal Communications Commission on Monday unveiled some details of its broadband plan, which aims to speed up Web connections and make high-speed Internet available to more Americans.

Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 18:34:56 CST

Some people say it's for one f*cking reason, others say it's for another f*cking reason.

Lady Gaga video for 'Telephone'

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 17:46:31 CST

This new video is full of strange homages from Tarantino and Caged Heat (a hilarious/horrible sexploitation movie) to MJ and Madonna. MTV broke down some of the big ones here.

Say what you will about her, she has an innate ability to find the spotlight and make people talk.

The NSFW tag because of a few expletives and 9/10 nude chicas...not too bad, but just fyi.

Warfare 1944

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 16:23:03 CST

Sequel to the popular Warfare 1917, it's a fun little strategy/war game.

Flash version of Portal

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 16:21:51 CST

If you've never played the Portal game on PC this is a ton of fun. If you have played it, this is the flash based version of that game. Basically you make a blue or orange portal and jump around a level trying to solve things by pushing or falling through portals.

Mooncup - the healthy alternative to tampons....

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:43:51 CST

Yes just what every lady desires. A cup full of menstrual blood sloshing around in their underpants. I can't imagine why Mooncups never took off here in the states.

The Tard Blog

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:15:53 CST

A blog originally written many years ago by a special ed teacher about her experiences with her students, while the stories are generally hilarious she insists she is not making fun of her students only sharing their humor with the world.

Never Light a Firework in Your Bum

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:10:12 CST

Beautifully terrifying aftermath of placing a firework between your cheeks and lighting the fuse.

A New Treat From the Rawfood Movement: Yogurt Douches

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:06:19 CST

Slightly odd and horrifying thread from a raw food community board about the benefits of yogurt douches and other similar vaginal treatments.

Forgot Password Page

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 11:34:58 CST

I realized we didn't have a forgot password page. So I graciously went ahead and created one for all of you. This way if you forget your password you aren't totally boned when you try to log in.

If you don't have an email address tied to your account, this page won't help you much.

Drunk Guy Gets Owned Big Time

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 05:38:08 CST

This drunk guy pissed off his roommate one too many times so when the roommate finds him passed out (again) in the bathroom, he exacts sweet revenge!

Peter Graves Dead At Age 83

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 23:27:57 CST

Peter Graves was found dead in his home today, foul play is not suspected. I remember him mostly as the host of Biography on AE and of course the Captain in Airplane.

'You ever seen a grown man naked'
'Whats our vector victor?'
'Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?'

Predators Movie Sneak Peak!

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 00:45:34 CST

They are making another Predator movie, except this time Robert Rodriguez is at the helm, it doesn't take place on Earth and the Predators are meaner and darker than they have ever been before.

I just hope the movie is rated R instead of lame ass PG-13

E6 rules for AD&D

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 07:32:58 CST

Here are the E6 rules I found. It is an interesting concept, though seems rather pointless for Conan. If I were going to play AD&D again, I would think hard about using these.

I like that the magic stays low, and that dragons etcetera are always freaking tough to kill.

Oologah kids dying of Meningitis

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 07:29:28 CST

Yeah, so heard about this last night when I was in Tulsa. So far, two elementary students have died and several others are sick

How to get your C&R Application Forms

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:04:23 CST

Ok goto the link and have them send you this form:

F 7CR (5310.16) - Application for License (Collector of Curios and Relics) Under 18 U.S.C. Chapter 44, Firearms

You will then need to get the address & name of your local Chief Law Enforcement Officer (LEO) so that you can send a copy of your C&R application to them.

You fill out 2 copies of the form, send one to the ATF, with $30, the other to your LEO and then wait about 3-5 weeks and eventually you'll get a C&R FFL in the mail. This assumes you don't have anything holding you back from owning a fire arm.

The cool thing is that once you get a C&R FFL you can have C&R eligible guns shipped right to your house. Any gun that is 50 years old is C&R eligible, so anything made in 1960 or before is now able to be sent to your house.

Want an M1 Garand Shipped to Your Door? -The CMP

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:56:43 CST

Band of Brothers has been playing to get people ready for the premier of The Pacific this Sunday. Well seeing World War II movies makes me really want a Garand. Some day I'll scoop one up if any are left but for now, this is the place to find them.

You will need a couple things to get one shipped to your door. The easiest Items are a C&R FFL and a membership in the Garand collectors club.

Also you'll need a Notary for all the paperwork you have to send CMP the first time you order a rifle from them.

PI to 10,000 places

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:47:54 CST

In case you were wondering, this Saturday is PI day. And in honor of that CNN made a page that has PI out to 10,000 places.

So just in case you need to know the 7,543rd value of PI is, now you don't have to look any further.

Court finds vaccines are not related to Autism

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:43:28 CST

In a no brainer decision the court found that 'Petitioners' theory of vaccine-related causation is scientifically unsupportable,' Meaning they couldn't prove anything in three different cases.

Hopefully this will shut up Jenny McCarthy and we can just go back to oogling her instead.

Pictures from the Solar and Heliospheric Observatory

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:33:17 CST

Truly amazing photographs of the sun and its various behaviors.

Hair Clap for Men

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 02:56:29 CST

Maybe it's just because it's late, but I could not stop laughing at this.

Firefox Plugin Check

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:29:33 CST

With the release of Firefox 3.6 you can go and check to see if you have the latest plug-in updates for Firefox.

10 Reasons Why You Should Grow a Beard

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:54:01 CST

Ten very awesome reasons for why every man should grow a beard.

Wrecked Car Photographs

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:40:34 CST

Some of the coolest and saddest wrecked cars and accident pictures you'll find. For the most part there's no gore but use your best judgment as far as the NSFW tag.

The Internet Nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:44:26 CST

For some asinine reason someone nominated the Internet for the Nobel Peace Prize because nothing screams peace more than the Internet.

Photos of the solar corona taken in 2009

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:48:31 CST

Taken for scientific study near Papua New Guinea during an eclipse, the photo is amazing.

Microsoft's Courier Could Rival the Ipad

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:45:09 CST

The real meat here is in the videos demonstrating the user interface, though there is no expected release date or price point yet.

Code Monkey!

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:03:39 CST

Hilarious song, Code Monkey, by Jonathan Coulton that is basically the ballad of every programmer out there. It details the trials, likes and dislikes of your typical Code Monkey.

Stupid and Funny Gifts, Gags, Etc.

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:00:41 CST

Stupid.com has some of the most ridiculous but awesome items for sale

Tron Legacy Trailer!

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:41:58 CST

I normally had unnecessary remakes or sequels but to be honest this new Tron movie looks amazing. It is one of the few movies I do wish they'd done more with and now that they have I can't wait to see it.

I just hope we get a big budget sequel to the Last Star Fighter :)

Corey Haim dead at 38

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:18:40 CST

Haim died of...you guessed it drug overdose!

Beware of the F1 key!

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:07:55 CST

This is a legit security bulletin, but I find it absolutely hilarious that IE allows the F1 key this kind of access.

10 Ways to Detect Computer Malware

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:02:21 CST

This is a pretty worthwhile link for malware detection. Here is an additional link entitled '10 More Ways to Detect Computer Malware'.

Nick's Zune Warehouse!

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:36:53 CST

Remember the Girl's Costume Warehouse? Nick's back and he wants to sell you m*ther f*cking Zunes by the pound!

Alan! Alan!! Alan!! BBC Walk on the Wild Side

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:20:35 CST

Take footage of animals + Add human voices = Instantly Hilarious!

Watch the whole collection of Walk on the Wildside videos on Youtube. They are so worth it.

Hey Apple! Hey hey Apple! - Annoying Orange

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:12:18 CST

This is a hilarious video about an extremely annoying orange and his friend Apple. It seems pretty retarded at first but the ending is worth it. :)

What do toys tell us about racial issues?

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:09:01 CST

Good Morning America recreated the famous doll experiment from the 1940's which asked black children which doll they liked the most, which one looked like them the most etc.

While a large portion of the answers have changed since them it is still kind of shocking that the black girls are split 50/50 about which one is prettier. While the boys don't seem to care at all.

Old Spice Youtube Channel

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 11:13:27 CST

This is by far the best commercial I've seen in a while but some of the others aren't half bad either.

First Same-Sex Couple Marry Today in the District of Columbia

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 10:51:04 CST

Today was the first day same-sex couples could legally marry in Washington D.C.

Popular Science 137 year archive is now available for free browsing

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 10:44:42 CST

While the search requires you to know specifically what you are looking for it is cool that all of their issues are now searchable.

Amazing Performing Kid

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 23:01:24 CST

This kid is awesome! There are two songs on the video. His expressions are priceless. He actually reminds me of Owen with as expressive as Owen is right now.

Several individuals hospitalized after eating Pot brownies

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:31:14 CST

Several individuals hospitalized in Huntington Beach after eating pot brownies legally purchased from a medical marijuana dispensary.

Dog sniffs out boy's seizures

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:29:46 CST

A specially trained service dog can sniff out an epileptic boy's seizures 10 to 30 minutes before they happen.

Official Iron Man 2 Trailer!!

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:35:25 CST

This is the official Iron Man 2 trailer and all I can say is HOLY CRAP this looks awesome.

Now they just need to make the Avengers movie and I will be in pure comic nerd bliss!

Kick Ass Final Trailer

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 12:46:53 CST

This is the final release trailer for the Kick Ass movie. I am really digging the look and feel of the movie from the preview. It looks remarkably close to the comic book.

The Known Universe

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 23:00:15 CST

This video takes viewers from the Himalayas through our atmosphere and the inky black of space to the afterglow of the Big Bang. Every star, planet, and quasar seen in the film is possible because of the world's most complete four-dimensional map of the universe, the Digital Universe Atlas that is maintained and updated by astrophysicists at the American Museum of Natural History. The new film, created by the Museum, is part of an exhibition, Visions of the Cosmos: From the Milky Ocean to an Evolving Universe, at the Rubin Museum of Art in Manhattan through May 2010.

Thats Not Sexy

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 13:46:01 CST

If you value your eyes you will not look at this website. There is a reason it is called Thats Not Sexy and I didn't believe it. I wish I had because it truly is the opposite of sexy. I dare say it is yxes it is that awful.

Yxes is the sound you make as you throw up in your mouth and wish you could un-see something the horrors of the internet brought you.

Cosmic dust found by space probe

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 08:07:51 CST

Pretty much what it sounds like. Probe in space...cosmic dust...been looking for a long time and finally found some...good

REOIV.com Smart 404 Page

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 11:54:08 CST

Ok guys this is kinda cool. I have been toying around with the 404 error page so that it can kind of guess what you're looking for. Basically what it does is look at what you put in the title bar and then checks it against the database to see if we have anything matching that at all.

So if you put in 'MP3s' it will look for any link with MP3 in the title, then any image then any link text with 'MP3' in it.

Or lets say you try 'Cake Fat Bride' it will look at link titles, images, link descriptions then break it down into pieces and search for both items in the title, images and descriptions. (This example by its very nature won't work BTW because it will find this link first before it breaks down the phrase into Cake, Fat and Bride)

Kinda neat if you can't quite remember if we had that link already or what exactly it was called again.

Military Ranks Explained Through Film

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 10:57:22 CST

This blog explains military ranks through images from movies and popular culture. The link goes to Officers but he also made one for enlisted guys as well. It is actually kind of amusing to see where some of my favorite movie characters rank.

Sgt Plumley is easily one of my favorite soldiers that I've ever heard about.

Enlisted Ranks/ Part one Here

Saving Private Ryan Online Encyclopedia

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 10:42:40 CST

The online encyclopedia details every conceivable detail about Saving Private Ryan one could ever want to know. Locations, Ranks, Cast of Characters and more. I could spend hours absorbing all the information and images on that site.

Enjoy!

REOIV.com RSS Feed

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 23:02:35 CST

I broke down and created an RSS Feed for REOIV.com in the hopes that maybe having one will drum up traffic or new people that want to share in our craziness.

Guess Her Muff

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 23:01:32 CST

Guess her muff is just an amusing site On the one hand you have the obvious porn nature of the site, but that is just the surface of it. The parade of different women some gorgeous, some ok and some 'dear god why oh why did they submit that?' and the game that goes along with what you think their lady grooming habits are vs the actual results is the real draw to me.

It is kind of fun to guess if the curtains match the drapes or if they even have a window treatment at all.

How Traffic Jams Happen

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 10:26:24 CST

This is a great video that shows for the first time a visible reason why traffic jams can and do happen for absolutely no reason whatsoever. One person not going the speed limit causes another to slam on their breaks and another and another and another until it jams up traffic at the back even though there is no real reason for the slow down.

Starmageddon: Alien Menace!

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 10:23:49 CST

You don't have to click to shoot your weapons and you can keep upgrading your ship until you max everything out.

I love this game so much.

Unseen Conan O'Brien skit about Leno

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 17:50:06 CST

This could also have been tagged sad imho. Funny but sadly true. Leno should just stay gone and Conan should be the host of the Tonight Show.

Axe Cop!

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:39:11 CST

This comic is equal parts bad ass and totally awesome. The premise is simple, a 5 year old makes up the story and his 29 year old brother illustrates it to perfection.

The sheer beauty of the comic must be seen first hand as it defies description and any attempts to explain it come up woefully short.

McDonald vs Chicago and why it is so huge.

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:22:18 CST

This case is going to be argued before the Supreme Court March 2nd, 2010 and the ramifications of what is being discussed are huge. Basically everyone expects the court to incorporate the 2nd amendment but what is at stake here is how they do it.

If they use due process for incorporation, it just means that states can't have more restrictive gun laws than the federal government.

If they use [privileges and immunities for incorporation it would overturn literally hundreds of years of what many legal scholars deem as bad legal precedent. It would be a huge legal upset that would rock our current case law to the core. All the bill of rights would be incorporated. Though this means you can request a jury trial for something trivial and the state would have to honor it or dismiss the case. Meaning huge back logs as finding a jury trial for every issued parking ticket is almost impossible. They'd have to dismiss the case because you wouldn't have a speedy trial at that point. Though would it be so bad that we'd get rid of so many piddly do nothing laws?

I'm very excited and plan to listen to the case as it is argued live next Tuesday.

If it is like the Heller case we'll have Supreme court decision some time this summer.

Douchebag Solidarity Brah!

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 10:17:07 CST

For too long people have used Douchebag as a derogatory term, that all ends now. We are taking it back. Think of us as a cleansing influence as after all that is what a Douche really is.

WE ARE DOUCHEBAGS!

Amazon Mechanical Turk

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 00:01:10 CST

Amazon Mechanical Turk is a marketplace for work that requires human intelligence. The Mechanical Turk service gives businesses access to a diverse, on-demand, scalable workforce and gives workers a selection of thousands of tasks to complete whenever it's convenient.

Microsoft Security Essentials

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 12:51:27 CST

I saw this from the link Shodin posted. Basically it is Microsoft's free anti-virus program for those of you running non pirate versions of Windows.

I have it installed at home and so far so good. Though I still say a decent firewall and regular patches for your software is the best bet vs any anti-virus.

Golden Eagle vs a Deer

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 12:48:02 CST

Guy goes out taking pictures of wild life and sees what has to be the ballsiest eagle move in quite some time. This golden eagle decides to try to go after a freaking deer.

I think this cat is doing it wrong.

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 12:45:39 CST

This kitty doesn't seem to know how it should drink water from the faucet. It goes about it all wrong, or right depending on how you look at it.

You've heard of Hogzilla, how about Ratzilla!

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 12:42:59 CST

Trappers caught a 7 foot 3 inch rattle snake in Florida this past fall and dubbed it Ratzilla in honor of how mind bogglingly huge it is.

Anti-virus Comparisons

Sun, 21 Feb 2010 09:47:14 CST

We had this link up before the DB got burned. It's a great site to keep up with what AV solutions are worthwhile from year to year.

Fallen Princesses

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:00:05 CST

Ever wonder what happens in the after of 'Happily Ever After?'

This site has all the answers about what really happened to the princesses in all your favorite Disney movies.

The Daily WTF

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 12:15:47 CST

Funny stories, articles and emails from the IT world.

The Third Jihad

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 18:29:58 CST

Come to your own conclusions on this one. It's a half hour well-spent regardless.

GoogleSharing

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 06:07:20 CST

Even if you don't use the proxy software, the info on what Google collects is pretty useful. Plus there is some other cool stuff in that article as well.

Animal Collective

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 01:23:37 CST

So I came across this interesting band the other day. This is Animal Collective playing Summertime Cloths live @ Coachella.

Magpul Dyanmics Art of the Dynamic Handgun

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 23:25:40 CST

Magpul is putting out a 4 DVD set 7 hours long all about handguns and how to use them, conceal carry, suppressors and much more.

This video about dynamic handgun usage looks so awesome my pants feel funny.

Clitter! Glitter for your Vagina!

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 23:21:06 CST

Turn your Labia into YAYbia!

*warning using clitter while pregnant may result in sparkle babies and fabulous looking herpes!

Japanese Gangster Vehicle Mods

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 03:24:55 CST

... damn it feels good to be a gangster.

Flourescent Light Fights

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 03:03:43 CST

Just when you thought that random violence couldn't get any more retarded, leave it up to the Japanese to shed some light on a new level of retard-o-rama.

... you can smack me for that bad pun later.

... it's late.

... **** you.

... in Soviet Russia, Herring eat you!

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 02:55:47 CST

Fresh Atlantic Herring directly imported from Russia...

Greatest Video Compilation of Hilariously Bad TV and Movie Scenes

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 02:47:00 CST

In Robot Chicken style, this is a video compilation of some of the most fantastically retarded things that have been on TV and movies over the years. Everything from bad kung fu movies to foreign kids shows to public service messages show up here.

... Now with more pot-smoking Indonesian midgets!

Why Australia is terrible

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 23:39:35 CST

'Seriously: Everything in Australia evolved solely to kill everything else in Australia - and you show up with your soft, unarmored skin, tiny, rounded teeth, and ridiculously non-poisonous spit and expect a vacation?'

Old Time Candy

Tue, 12 Jan 2010 17:08:34 CST

This is a pretty neat site. They have candy going all the way back to the 1900's, theater boxes, sugar free, etc.

Could probably use a FOOD link as a link type BTW. :D

Remington ACR Promo Vid for Shot Show 2009

Mon, 11 Jan 2010 16:36:54 CST

Why isn't the ACR out yet? I want one so freaking bad. Supposedly someone found this on a disc at the Airport and posted it to youtube. Could be an intentional or viral leak, either way it is awesome.
This video does nothing but make me want it even more.
I just hope the hype and wait are worth it once Remington/Bushmaster/Magpul finally deliver it.

The Two Hour Work Rule

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 11:48:18 CST

Hilarious idea that no salaried employee actually works more than 2 hours a day ever the other 6 are always used for goofing off and personal stuff.

Abstruse Goose

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 10:19:22 CST

If you love XKCD then this comic is perfect for you.

It is just as nerdy and cerebral.

Food Storage Calculator

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 11:47:08 CST

After reading One Second After I started thinking about how much food I'd have to stock pile for everyone and found this handy dandy online calculator.

Plug in the people and hit the button. Only problem I could see with stockpiling that much food is dealing with all the bugs and rodents you'd eventually attract.

Book of the AR-15

Sun, 27 Dec 2009 17:33:34 CST

This is a special issue from Guns & Ammo magazine. There are VERY few magazines that earn a permanent spot on my bookshelf, but this will be one of them. If you're an AR-15 enthusiast, this is definitely a must have!

Why Star Wars Episode I sucked so hard.

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 17:50:45 CST

This is a 70 minute fan made review of the Phantom Menace and why it failed on so many levels at being a great Star Wars film.

I was just going to watch the first part but you get hooked and drawn in and watch the whole thing. It is more than just a fan boy rant, it is a humorous, thought out critique of why the movie had soooo many problems and why it just failed overall to tell a decent coherent story.

I love that they ask who is the main character in this movie?
Try to describe any character in Phantom menace without mentioning the way they look or the things they did in the movie.

Brittany Murphy died

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 17:24:09 CST

It was apparently of a heart attack. She was only 32. Most likely drug-induced.

Michelle Duggar had her baby by c-section, and huge families are dumb, poor, and lose their children a lot. Apparently.

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 23:18:10 CST

Ridiculous ABC article supposedly about Michelle Duggar's emergency c-section. It's actually all about why large families are stupid...maybe it's just me and my mom sensitivities but this just seems rude.

Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young covering Will Smith

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:14:55 CST

Jimmy Fallon is usually awful in whatever he does, except when he's being Jimmy Fallon or doing singing impressions. Then he turns into a musical mimic on par with Weird Al if not better in some cases.

Take On Me Literal Version

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:57:04 CST

Hilarious literal version of AHA's Take On Me

PIPE WRENCH FIGHT!

Patch 3.3 Items by iLvl

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 14:46:23 CST

Finally found a great page for the items that are coming out in 3.3. It has several tabs, each of which corresponds to an iLvl. Woot!

Top 10 Moments that Made WoW

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 21:29:54 CST

A couple of these I wasn't even aware of, so it's cool that they were brought to light.

Pimp My Gun!

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:17:31 CST

Neat little flash application that lets you drag and drop components to create your own customized gun to see if it works for you or is a giant waste of time.

Muppets Bohemian Rhapsody

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:55:53 CST

Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody done by muppets.

California Board of Regents Raise State Tuition 32% Over 2 Years

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:18:38 CST

What a bunch of douchebags! 32% increase in a two year period is way too high.

The Vanity of All Men

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:02:13 CST

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'.

'Wow!' I was flabbergasted.

'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.'

She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'.

'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!'

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'

So I told her to fuck off.

The Chubbiest Militia!

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:34:53 CST

It's videos like this that make it really hard to take any militia seriously. Especially militias made up of fatties like me.

Water Officially Found on the Moon

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:30:57 CST

This is AWESOME! The implications for this are truly amazing. It ranges from actual construction of lunar bases, to providing fuel to the theory that life truly does exist on other planets.

More info here as well:
http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/090923-moon-water-discovery.html

Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:52:39 CST

This is like listening to every high school kid rap about how much of a dynamo they are in the sack.

What time is it? Vagina!

I'm like Jean Claude VanDamme except instead of fighting people I have sex with them!

Flagged for lyrics.

Kirk Cameron is a retard

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:16:21 CST

Cute Eastern European girl just tears Kirk Cameron and all the other stupid creationist goofballs a new one.

Rep. John Murtha is a Disgrace to Democracy

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:45:44 CST

How this douche bag is still in a position of power when this sort of blatant crookery is happening is just appalling.

Photo Funia!

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 09:40:11 CST

Not good at photoshop? This site lets you upload your own photos and its face recognition software shops your face into all sorts of predetermined pictures.

It is a lot of fun and can produce some hilarious results.

History of Halloween Treats

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:32:13 CST

They're not all Halloween treats, but the info is still interesting.

Tucker Max

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 03:42:02 CST

This is the guy's website that inspired the movie I Hope They Server Been in Hell. The stories on that site are priceless. The trip to Austin and Tucker tries butt sex stories had my sides splitting.

Windows 7 Launch Party Tips

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 17:26:21 CST

I swear this is the worst thing ever in the history of stupid marketing ideas.

Crappy hipster, Grandma, Milf and token black guy dole out tips for hosting a successful windows 7 launch party. With fun activities and how to explain the neat features but to not say you're a salesperson.

I lost IQ points watching this. Thanks Microsoft.

Slow Mo Bullets

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:28:08 CST

I have a gif of the bullet impacts in the random images but this is a great video of it.

Scott Sherwood gets 15 years probation

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 22:02:20 CST

This is mostly just for Gig so I don't have to call him, but yay!

Ghost Towns, Abandoned Ships and Buildings

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 10:37:06 CST

Artificial Owl collects all the abandoned man made objects floating around on the net and in the world and posts them for everyone to see.

The neat thing is they give Lat and Long or Google maps if applicable in case you ever wanted to visit them in person.

6 Really Strange Truck Spills

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 13:13:23 CST

I'm still waiting for the nubile, eager young nude women truck spill to happen.

Should happen any day now.

Still waiting.

Random Fact Generator

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 13:11:25 CST

This one is right up REOIV's alley.

Basically it displays a random fact every time you load the page.

Scare Factory

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 13:52:46 CST

This is another prop/puppet company but their stuff is super high end and even more over the top bad ass.
It would make the best Halloween spook house ever.

My Pet Zombies - Lots of Zombie and Horror props and costumes.

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 13:49:24 CST

This site has a bunch of awesome costume and horror props. If I ran a spook house I would totally pick up some of these things. The puppets especially are awesome.

They look fake and could be resting there, people not care about it and then BAM they come alive and start chasing you down.

11 Points

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 00:30:34 CST

A blog of lists with 11 points as opposed to 10, some portions could be NSFW, use your best judgement.

Lingerie Football League

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 13:09:17 CST

Women running around in shoulder pads and lingerie playing football? I don't know whether to laugh or DVR it and get some lotion. ... maybe I'll try both.

Susan Atkins, ex-Manson follower, dead

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 11:48:39 CST

Susan Tate finally died in prison at the age of 61.

Why Chinese Is The Hardest Language To Learn.

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 10:59:39 CST

I took Chinese for four years in high school and agree with everything this guy says.

It is just crazy that i had friends end up fluent in Spanish, French or German while I was stuck reading on a barely 1st grader level and could barely converse.

Shit My Dad Says

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 11:34:32 CST

I hope that if I make it to 73 I'm as hilariously grumpy and awesome as this guy's dad.

Photobombing

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 11:08:12 CST

Awesome collection of images where the stuff going on the background is usually more hilarious that the subject of the photos.

Izmash Files For Bankruptcy

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 10:43:44 CST

The Russian Arms manufacturer, Izmash, filed for bankruptcy. What this means for Saigas etc is still left to be seen.

This sucks for so many reasons as Izmash still makes the best AKM type rifles out there.

Woot!

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 22:07:53 CST

So this site is kind of like eBay I suppose. They basically put up one item at a time per day until it sells out. They've had some REALLY great deals, but like anything else - buyer beware.

Keep F*cking that Chicken

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 01:33:27 CST

The woman's face when they bring the shot back to all 3 of them is priceless.

People of Walmart

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 22:47:29 CST

This is a great cross-section of pictures and such that people have taken at various Walmarts around the country.

Can You Eat Frozen Chicken After 2 Years?

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 15:11:04 CST

Answer: You bet your ass you can.

Apparently food will stay safe forever as long as it stays frozen. Though the taste will definitely change quite a bit.

13 Things That Science Can't Explain

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 15:09:14 CST

Great list of items science has no real answer for. They are some seriously cosmic sized WTF questions.

Corn Nuts Bust A Nut Ad

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 15:08:04 CST

Hilarious Corn Nuts Ad from a few years ago.

I'm going to go in my room and BUST A NUT!

World of World of Warcraft

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 20:09:31 CST

You can make your character do ANYTHING that a real person playing World of Warcraft could do!

*Queue Andy's comment in a crowded restaurant that suddenly gets quiet*

WoW combat rating calculators

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 11:25:36 CST

Calculators for Armor Pen, Haste Rating, etc.

Russell Peters - Beat Your Kids

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:12:04 CST

Hilarious stand up routine about why parents should beat their kids. Especially white people.

Ventertainment: Dropped a ring in there last night!

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 11:02:55 CST

Normally the vent harassment videos are kinda lame and the same old stuff of some nerd getting really pissed and freaking out.

This one is different. They just laugh and go along with it and don't even think to check what is happening.

I cried from laughing so hard.

30 second bunny theatre

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 12:36:45 CST

30 Second short parodies with cartoon bunnies doing the acting. They hit all the highlights of the films and are fairly funny.

They have a bunch including, Casablanca, Twilight, Christmas Story, and Wrath of Khan.

Bud Light Lime Drinkers Love Getting It In The Can

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 09:24:17 CST

I always see everyone getting it in the can at parties, especially Bud Light Lime Drinkers!

Parry Gripp

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:11:32 CST

Whole site full of retarded songs that would probably make good ring tones.

World's Fastest Guitar Player

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 19:51:00 CST

This probably deserves a dozen other tags as well. It's absolutely incredible.

Dueling Banjos.... sorta

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 18:35:04 CST

I'm not sure I'd want to shake hands w/this guy. He's got to have some sweaty/greasy hands to be able to do that one. Pretty good either way.

Ski Jumping Tires

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 18:18:10 CST

Take a bunch of tires ranging in size from ones that would go on a sub-compact to ones that go on earth movers, add in a ski jump, a couple of lab coats and several Japanese folks and you get Japan's version of Myth Busters.

You can start the video at around 2:10. The last tire is hilarious.

New Garage Door Opener

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 18:01:18 CST

I love the comments he makes - that's just great British humor.

'I've got 2 spares.'

PHD Comics

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:43:25 CST

Awesome comic strip for Darry and Gig. Basically think Dilbert but set in Grad school.

WoW Dancing

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 11:53:26 CST

This is a pretty good compilation of the dances in WoW.

Creepy hippy yoga teacher

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 11:15:00 CST

Don't forget to breathe!

Stillwater Teen Found Alive With Throat Slashed

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 09:50:43 CST

He was found at the lake stumbling around with multiple stab wounds and his throat slashed, it's amazing he's still alive.

Swine flu sickens 2,000 students at WSU

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 09:44:54 CST

10% of Washington State University's student body has contracted H1N1 since the beginning of the school year, i.e. in less than a month.

Proposed bill would allow state authorities to quarantine people during pandemic

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 09:43:43 CST

It will also 'allow' them to break into private residences and impose fines and further imprisonment for those not complying

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (SWToR) Gameplay Walkthru

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 10:09:57 CST

This is part 1 of a 4 part series. The other videos will play a few seconds after each other. If you haven't been keeping up with this game (or haven't heard of it at all - shame on you) then consider this your introduction. ;)

Satan Lend Me A Dollar

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 17:56:14 CST

Link 666 Bitches. So in honor of that let's ask Satan for a dollar!

Shanghai Building Made of Recycled CD Cases

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 17:54:17 CST

And it's solar-powered to boot!

Difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 17:26:46 CST

What is the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

One needs 'tweetment' the other needs 'oinkment.'

/Yeah that joke is so awful it is good.

How to get into Heaven

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 17:24:59 CST

The teacher was testing children in her Dublin Sunday school class to
see if they
Understood the concept of getting to heaven.

She asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble
sale and
Gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything
Tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'No!' By now she was starting to smile.

' Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the
children,
And loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, they all answered 'No!'. The teacher was just bursting with
pride for them.

She continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven?'

A six year-old boy shouted out 'YUV GOTTAE BE BLOODY DEAD...........'

Tankspot Ulduar Guide

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 12:16:30 CST

Ok we all need to watch these to see how to run Ulduar

Anthony Bourdain Talks About Kid Shows on Noggin

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 11:22:00 CST

Sadly I find myself agreeing with him about everything.

Yo Gabba Gabba is an awesome show. Lazytown is freaking creepy and Super pets is just awful dribble.

My brother was born with his heart on the outside of his body

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 21:36:48 CST

Funny quote but a scary story about a 4 day old baby born with its heart outside his chest.

Truth Behind Scientology

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 12:51:50 CST

Every time I hear about Scientology I am just more and more confused and amazed that people fall for it.

This is an amusing little flash cartoon about Scientology.

Pregnant Women Are Smug - Garfunkel And Oates

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 11:11:40 CST

Cute video of two women singing about how pregnant women are smug as hell to the point of obnoxiousness.

11 Places where black people were horribly photoshopped in/out

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 18:09:27 CST

Funny list of images where a company tried to be politically correct and ended up making some hilariously bad images.

I love the last one, the University of Wisconsin brochure.

Awkward Family Photos

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:56:10 CST

Everyone who grew up in the 80s and 90s had friends with family photos like these on the walls or end tables.

You know the ones I'm talking about, the yellow/brown/orage look with the mom in owl eye size glasses with the perm or fly away hair and the kids with the goofy/f*ck you expressions.

This site is a hilarious compilation of those pictures.

Texts From Last Night

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:54:24 CST

This sight is like Bash.org but for text messages people received from friends.

Tons of hilarious messages on there.

Avatar

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 14:10:20 CST

This looks like it could be a really cool movie. It opens Dec 18. Hope to see some more trailers in the coming months. However, with the exception of Sigourney Weaver, I'm not real keen on the cast.

Loudon Wainwright III's Acid Song

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 12:55:12 CST

I love this song by Loudon Wainwright about an Epic LSD/Acid Trip. And then Johnny turned into a Nazi....

Did you REALLY Delete Your Cookies?

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:42:34 CST

Wow, this is some pretty sneaky tracking. I ended out installing the Better Privacy add-on for Firefox.

The Universe is retardedly huge.

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 16:55:03 CST

Step 1: Point Hubble Telescope at empty space.
Step 2: Leave it on for a while
Step 3: Discover thousands and thousands of galaxies BILLIONS of light years away from us.
Step 4: Realize each galaxy is as big as the Milky Way with 100 billion plus stars each.
Step 5: You are now retarded when you start to contemplate how big that number is.

Kings of Leon - Only by the Night

Sat, 15 Aug 2009 19:40:27 CST

If you haven't heard this album yet, check it out. Closer and Crawl are my favorites so far musically.

Don't Eat It Steve!

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 11:26:23 CST

Basic premise is Steve eats really gross crap no one in their right mind would really want to try.

Highlights include:
Prison Wine,
Silk Worm Pupas,
Tree Fungus,
Corn Smut,
Breast Milk,
Pickled Pork Rinds
and MORE!

Amazing Sand Art on Ukraine's Got Talent

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 10:48:16 CST

This woman's ability is just amazing. I love how she transitions to the theme of the song in addition to changing the picture so quickly into another.

Basically she captures the story of the Ukraine during WWII from Invasion to liberation.

Ultra Defrag

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 13:13:04 CST

This is one of the best free defrag programs I've come across. There's a setting to do a system scan upon boot. I turned that on and let it run a couple of times and my computer runs a LOT faster and smoother now - especially in WoW.

N00b Boyfriend

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 15:56:42 CST

Sadly I can see Darry and I pulling this on people trying to date Erin.

Rogers/Lowell Demographics

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 19:06:15 CST

Title says it all.

Lots and lots of pythons in Florida Now

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 17:44:38 CST

Australia had problems with Frogs and Rabbits.

Florida has problems with Burmese Pythons. In 20 years they went from 0 to 100,000 pythons running around in the Everglades.

I have a soft spot for snakes but this is just crazy.

Sesame Street Count Song (Censored)

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 10:36:36 CST

Easy premise, take a Sesame Street video of The Count and beep out the word 'count' instant hilarity ensues.

Failed Attempt to Return a 'Comfort Wipe'

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:08:27 CST

Call log from a call center transcribing a 'real' call regarding the return of a Comfort Wipe (a toilet paper wand for fatties), amusingly funny but would have been better with audio.

Well, I think you're crazy, just like me! (Woman speaking during Santa Cruz city council meeting)

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:31:37 CST

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone, is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

This girl is just off the wall bat sh!t crazy pants. Vegetable trees and free food and land and perfect herbicide OH MY!

Get Ready To Die!!!!

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 11:37:09 CST

Andrew W.K. video for get ready to die. I love the song and the video just makes me cringe. Lesson here is never ever skate board or ride a BMX bike.

Actually doing that is fine just don't be a dumb ass and ride a skate board and or BMX.

Kick Ass Movie Stills!!

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 12:36:12 CST

The Kick Ass series of comics are freaking awesome and the movie looks like it could be good. It has McLovin as the Red Mist and Nic Cage as the bad guy.

Don't Talk to Cops Part 1 & 2

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 12:23:45 CST

Great set of Youtube videos about why you should never EVER talk to cops. Because no matter what your intentions, the chance for you to be screwed is so much higher than the chance you'll be helped.

Windows 7

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 13:41:36 CST

Windows 7 will be here Oct 22, but from what I've read it's really little more than Vista w/some bug fixes and a fresh coat of paint. This is one of the better articles I've read about migration from XP to 7.

List of People with STDs

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 09:53:10 CST

The intentions with this list are good I think but the ability to input details about someone largely anonymously renders it little more than amusing at best. In theory, users submit information about someone they know has an STD but there are disclaimers on every page stating it may not be valid information.

NEVER talk to cops

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 04:27:15 CST

Worth watching, even if you already know not to talk.

Buy A Car Get an AK47 free!

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 13:10:02 CST

This is how all cars should be sold. In fact I think every high dollar purchase should come with a gun voucher.

I love it!

The Most Awesome House Ever

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:26:12 CST

If only houses were like this. Laser molding and the super toilet are what really sold the house for me.

WoW explained through Super Mario Brothers

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:15:10 CST

If you've never played World of Warcraft but desperately want to understand what the hell it is, then this is the link for you.

Obama's White House is Falling Down

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:50:34 CST

This could probably be a PWNED tag as well. The guy basically hits almost all the points we've been talking about as well.

If Trillian won't connect to ICQ...

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 09:21:24 CST

... you'll need to download the DLL in that thread and overwrite the old one.

CDC Online Fatality Reports

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:55:39 CST

Need a way to make people STFU during online arguments?

This is a great resource just for that purpose. It provides a basic drop down list of what caused people to die and it breaks it down on a bunch of different variables, age, sex, race, type of death etc.

Super Bingo!

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:32:37 CST

This is mostly safe for work--few naughty words and an animated wiener once...If you have ADD, this is perfect for you. Nothing stays still and every 2 seconds something new.

It's crazy though.

Dom DeLuise Egg Trick

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:12:05 CST

This is just clasic Carson right here.

Stillwater, OK baby born at 12:34:56 on 7/8/09

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:15:21 CST

Baby born in stillwater at 12:34:56 on 7/8/09

Get Lat Lon

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:19:32 CST

Website that allows you to get the latitude and longitude of a location, very specifically. It's cool and you can zoom in pretty far but the satellite images are fairly old.

CFL player gets in trouble for Michael Jackson 'tribute'

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 00:01:54 CST

CFL player gets in trouble for Michael Jackson 'tribute'

Secret Life the American Teenager Overuses Words

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:30:02 CST

Secret Life of the American Teenager is hilarious in that each week it gets worse and worse yet I can't stop watching it.

Long story short one of the main characters father died in a plane crash and thinks that it is her fault because she had such awesome sex and that she liked it.

So everyone on the show is talking about going to the funeral or sex. That is literally the entirety of the show this past week.

How many Ounces does a Gigabyte weight?

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:09:56 CST

I've noticed that as I copy data/install programs on my Laptop, the weight of the Laptop increases. I have a bad back and am medically limited on the amount of weight I can carry so I need to be very carefull not to inflict injury upon myself.

I have also noticed my XBox feels heavier as well (the more games I save or purchase from arcade). I generally don't travel with my XBox so that is not an issue for me, but note the I am having the same results.

My ask, what is the weight/file ratio? So for example, how many GB's = 6oz? I dread the day I need a dolly to commute to work with my Laptop.

Medicinal Vending Machine in Oklahoma

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:18:50 CST

In McAlester, OK patients now have the option of filling their prescriptions at an ATM style vending machine containing 50 common prescriptions

In an effort to show up Michael Jackson, Billy Mays also dies

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 12:21:06 CST

Good lord, it's a bad week to be a celebrity eh?

Michael Jackson dead at age 50

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:03:40 CST

Say what you want about his insanity but the man could make some great music.

The 13 Most Unintentionally Disturbing Children's Toys

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 11:55:21 CST

There are some real winners here, such as a toy robot that shoots darts out of its nipples.

New Transformers Has Sambots in it.

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 09:47:27 CST

It seems Michael Bay took a page from the George Lucas playbook and decided to make two of the robots in Revenge of the Fallen into two black Sambo type characters. They can't read, are depicted as if they are always stoned, have huge ears and one even has a gold front tooth.

I don't expect much from this movie at all and this doesn't help anything.

What the F*** happened to TV???

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 09:24:21 CST

Amusing article by Daniel O'Brien about the current state of television programming. The language is most definitely NSFW but otherwise it's safe.

BoomBox - Lonely Island WoW video

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 07:16:29 CST

I've been listening to the new Lonley Island album 'Incredibad' on YouTube and this song, Boombox, is one of my favorites combined with World of Warcraft.

BOILED GOOSE!!!

Schick Quatro Trim Style Commercial

Tue, 19 May 2009 14:11:26 CST

I am surprised this got on the air , but then again not really. It is only your imagination that makes it dirty.
Well that and picturing their pubic hair in the shape of the topiary depicted in the commercial.
Gotta love the balls of the Schick Quatro ad department.

Orgasms During Childbirth

Tue, 19 May 2009 07:16:59 CST

I guess this makes sense, after seeing all the crazy things ladies do on the internets. Still I think these women might have a wire crossed and instead are processing pain as pleasure, but who knows.

Arkansas Circuit Court Roundup

Mon, 18 May 2009 20:06:44 CST

There is just a whole lot of win here including a 17 year old boy arrested for exposing a minor to HIV...

Saudi Arabian judge states certain types of domestic violence are A-OK!

Sun, 10 May 2009 20:54:29 CST

Also states that not enough blame is placed upon the woman for domestic violence, I mean because obviously she must have done something to tick her husband so it's not his fault.

Rap Chop -Slap Chop Remix

Fri, 08 May 2009 06:19:14 CST

Auto-tune + Slap Chop Commercial + Some beats = Hilarious awesome music video.

Little Ricky's mugshots

Thu, 07 May 2009 21:42:42 CST

You can't tell me that kid doesn't look like Daniel or his dad

Cincinnati's Superheroes

Thu, 07 May 2009 06:31:45 CST

Yeah, so here are a group of superheroes running around Cincinnati. I love comics, I love superheroes, but this is a bit strange even for me (ridiculous is maybe a better word).

Say It Video by Blue October

Wed, 06 May 2009 17:11:23 CST

This is probably my least favorite video they've done but I sill love the song.

Tactical Mug

Wed, 06 May 2009 12:17:14 CST

They start with a 13lb block of aluminum then send it through a CNC where it gets cored out, has rails cut into it and then a crenelated bottom. You can add your own carry handle to the tactical mug.

All this for the low price of $279.00 (not including the $30-$100 for the carry handle).

First US Face Transplant Recipient Made Public

Tue, 05 May 2009 18:47:52 CST

She received the operation in December of last year but remained anonymous until now. Pictures are SFW but are a little unsettling so use your best judgement.

911 Dispatcher Refuses to Offer Assistance to Caller Due to Foul Language

Tue, 05 May 2009 13:44:46 CST

Why a 911 dispatcher would flip out over foul language is beyond me. People swear in emergency situations, in fact if my family was dying I don't care what people say or how they say it. I'll take what ever help I can get.

Dom DeLuise dies at age 75

Tue, 05 May 2009 13:41:21 CST

Dom DeLuise dies following a one year struggle with cancer

Crossbow Upper For Your AR15

Tue, 05 May 2009 12:30:42 CST

PSE's TAC15 now you can make your AR15 lower into a crossbow for when you have to drop tangos quietly!

The Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band on CNN

Mon, 04 May 2009 07:12:26 CST

I was pleasantly surprised to Peyton's Big Damn Band highlighted on CNN. They are a great band to see live if you ever get the chance. I loved seeing them at Bikes, Blues and BBQ and at the Beaumont in KC.

Man Attacked By Robot

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 09:13:52 CST

No this isn't about a Terminator, it is about a guy who almost had his head crushed by a rock lifting robot when he went in to repair it.

Man Jailed For Snot Attack

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 09:12:34 CST

Really thirsty Swede goes in to buy cider but realizes he can't pay. Cashier takes back the cider so the Swede decides to cover the guy in the snot.

I wonder what Gunny Highway would have done....

US declares public health emergency due to incidents of swine flu

Sun, 26 Apr 2009 11:30:28 CST

As the swine flu begins to pass from person to person as opposed to animal to human the ability to mutate increases, therefore be on the lookout for sick people

Meat Cards!

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 14:14:04 CST

Do you like meat?
Do you like lasers?
Do you need a business card that combines them into something so awesome even a Rolodex can't contain it?

YOU NEED MEAT CARDS!

Death of polo horses linked to incorrect dosing.

Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:56:48 CST

Pharmacy most likely at fault for the death of 21 horses over the weekend. That is one expensive uh-oh.

Magazine criticized for altering photo of President

Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:47:15 CST

You are probably hoping for an awesome shopped photo with Obama and some reefer...no such luck. The magazine is getting criticized for altering the color of the President's....shorts. wtf

Cosmic close-up: Sensational images of Saturn

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:38:00 CST

These pics are absolutely astounding.

Importing Poverty - As Immigration Goes Up So Does The Poverty Level

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 07:01:28 CST

The government released a report recently that all but confirms the notion that more illegal immigrants = more poverty in the US. Sadly none of the major news outlets cover this. They are saying poverty has stayed the same over the last 20 years when in actuality it dropped for everyone other than the Hispanic section of the population.

The difference between it going down and staying flat correlates to the amount of immigrants over the last 20 years.

We are importing poverty and doing nothing to curtail it.

Baby Faith

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 14:38:40 CST

Lady gives birth to a baby missing its brain (aka Anencephaly). It has enough lizard brain to stay alive outside the womb. So she feels the need to post pictures and videos about her literally brainless baby's journey through life.

It is worse than being retarded, brain dead, or brain damaged, there just ISN'T a brain there at all.

I kind of feel sad for her but at the same time I am just horrified.

Two Al Qaeda Leaders Waterboarded 266 times

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 09:12:29 CST

Remember the big fat hairy guy they caught (Khalid_Shaikh_Mohammed)? The CIA water boarded him a stunning 183 times to get him to confess things.

It is funny with all the hoopla about waterboarding etc and how people would capitulate in seconds when it is done to them that this guy went through it that many times. I'd heard from a couple of different articles the CIA guys were impressed with his resistance to the technique, now I can see why.

That said I start to feel bad that we are torturing people, especially water boarding someone 183 times, then I realize that fat ass planned the 9/11 attacks. Once it gets to 2800 times or more then I can start feeling bad about it I think.

Walken Family Reunion

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 09:00:15 CST

Meet Christopher Walken's Family!
I caught this the other night on an SNL rerun and laughed my ass off.

Sabaton--Primo Victoria

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 05:58:13 CST

Awesome song/group/video. Heavy Metal group Sabaton singing about WWII (they have tons of songs about various wars). This is my new favorite band!

Jumpless Jump Rope

Sat, 18 Apr 2009 12:38:33 CST

I want one so bad!

Foreclosures running rampant

Sat, 18 Apr 2009 08:47:17 CST

You can only hold the flood waters back for so long before the levy breaks.

The Hurt Locker

Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:11:44 CST

The Hurt Locker is a movie about mine/bomb disposal during the Iraq war and how freaking crazy stressful it is.

This looks good. Though for military accuracy I'd say watch Generation Kill before this one.

Robber ends up getting raped by his victim

Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:10:19 CST

Gotta love this one. The guy goes into rob a hair salon and ends up getting raped by his intended victim. Last time I checked a girl having her way with you is a win in my book.

UroClub - When you need to go you need to go

Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:07:39 CST

Ever had to take a piss while golfing but were to far or too lazy to head to the club house. Here is the golf club for you. Now you can just whip out your goods in public, pee into your golf club and then cart it around with you.

Cialis Spoof

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 23:25:24 CST

I believe this is Cuba Gooding Jr. spoofing a Cialis commercial, but I am not 100% sure. It isn't any more offensive (i.e. NSFW) than your run of the mill E-D commercial, but I tagged it just so you were aware!

Bed Gun Safe!

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:01:08 CST

The safest place to store your money is also the safest place to store your GUNS!

Yeah it isn't what I'd call a great buy for a gun safe (only 10ga steel and rated as an RSC mabye) but the novelty and concealability of it are what sells it for me.

The Wilhelm Scream

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 09:59:31 CST

Once you hear the Wilhelm scream you will never stop hearing it. They've used it in movies for decades now and almost every major blockbuster has used it at some point during the movie.

In fact it is kind of fun watching old action movies to see if you can hear it.

Link goes to Wikipedia entry on it.

Snow Rollers

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 13:20:47 CST

Apparently this is a fairly rare weather phenomenon but it's really sweet looking.

Sarah Connor Chronicles probably canceled

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 13:15:53 CST

It's not official but Connor Chronicles is most likely done after this season

What to do with a snakebite

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 13:13:10 CST

Information from HowStuffWorks about how to handle a snakebite

News flash: iPhone's suck at everything

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 13:06:16 CST

Okay not really but these people are complaining about the inability to use their smart phones in situations such as when you need gloves on or working out.

Blue October's Should Be Loved Video

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 21:01:46 CST

New video, You Should Be Loved, from Blue October, basically a montage so don't watch if you don't care :)

Assult with urine!

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 19:42:56 CST

Only in NWA could you find a story about a school employee attacking a guy with urine!

Cyriak Animated Gifs

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 13:32:51 CST

Cyriak.co.uk has a ton of hilarious animated gifs and videos to peruse when you have time.

Post your favorites in the comments.

Benton County Garage Sale

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 13:00:22 CST

Benton County Fairgrounds April 25th and 26th, $2 entrance. Don't get excited for the wrong reason though, no weapons or lewd items allowed.

Hangover? Have a Bacon Sandwich!

Sun, 12 Apr 2009 22:44:25 CST

Finally science has done something useful, told us how to alleviate the effects of a hangover!

Like a Boss - Lonely Island

Sun, 12 Apr 2009 16:50:56 CST

Uncensored version (audio is NSFW) of Like a Boss from SNL a week ago. Seth Rogan is doing a review of Andy Samburg who breaks out with another Lonely Island gem.

Oklahoma is on FIRE!

Fri, 10 Apr 2009 10:42:48 CST

Several Oklahoma towns have been evacuated due to out of control wildfires across the state

Co-creator of D&D died Tuesday

Fri, 10 Apr 2009 10:39:03 CST

David Lance Arneson, co-creator of D&D, died following a struggle with cancer at 61

The Internet is for Porn

Fri, 10 Apr 2009 10:09:41 CST

This is an oldie, but a goody.
The Internet is For Porn from Avenue Q

Euphemism Generator.

Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:05:40 CST

Ever wanted a random generator for a terms for whacking off, polishing the helmet, choking the yorgurt snake, grasping the pork sword, etc etc.

Well look no further this place has at least 323,834,700 different Euphemisms

FireFox Persona

Wed, 08 Apr 2009 12:55:46 CST

Think Winamp skins for your Firefox browser.

Not sure if I like it or not yet, but it has the potential to be pretty damn cool.

Bacon Explosion

Tue, 07 Apr 2009 13:16:07 CST

Weave some bacon.
Lay pork sausage ontop of bacon.
Tightly roll it.
Cook on the Grill
VOILA Bacon explosion!

Bootleg Star Wars Toys From Around the Globe

Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:39:40 CST

Some of these are pretty close and some are just freaking terrible.

Ron Paul in Bruno Movie

Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:16:50 CST

Sacha Baron Coen tries to seduce Ron Paul in the new Bruno movie.

Oh and here is the red band trailer in case you hadn't seen it yet. Red Band = NSFW

The WTF blanket

Fri, 03 Apr 2009 09:01:46 CST

An amusing spoof of the Snuggie Blanket ad, possibly NSFW for language/text in video

Geithner's Plan to allow banks to rob us blind.

Fri, 03 Apr 2009 06:36:10 CST

I am so pissed off right now. They aren't even trying to hide that they are stealing from the tax payers.

It works like this only banks with $10 Billion dollars of toxic assets can buy more toxic assets (this keeps the little banks from becoming zombie banks and or possibly making huge profits later). This is stupid because the reason we are bailing out banks is because of their toxic assets yet here we are allowing the 'too big to fail' banks to get more toxic assets.

But wait it gets better, they aren't buying the toxic assets with their money, no they are using bailout money. So that if everything goes bad who cares they didn't lose any of their moeny. And if things go really well or just break even they'll split the profit with the tax payers (maybe) and keep a chunk for themselves.

Also now because only the big guys can buy toxic assets they will sell off any assets they own outright to another toxic asset buy and then repurchase them with govt money so that no matter what the only money they'll lose is tax payer cash. This means they can sell the bad assets to the other bank for more than anyone in the market wants to buy them for because, only banks with $10B can buy them and again it isn't their money to lose.

This is the greatest heist in history going on right now.

Police investigate whether a tall man's legs were severed to fit inside his coffin

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:24:45 CST

Apparently they're exhuming the body to see if the man's legs were amputated to fit inside the coffin. There is a possibility of charges being filed if the funeral home severed his legs.

Little Johnny Cash

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 21:39:44 CST

Since I mentioned the other day how annoying children singing can be, I thought I should add the caveat...

Blue October's Jump Rope video

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:41:54 CST

Basically Amy was laughing out loud, and benefit that you don't have to suffer through children screeching...er...singing

W.V. lawmakers says jobless benefits should come with a pee cup

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 12:09:40 CST

Craig Blair and other lawmakers, including some in Arkansas, are attempting to pass legislation requiring random drug tests for anyone claiming welfare/jobless benefits.

Woman calls 911 after locking self in car

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 12:08:05 CST

The electrical system failed in a woman's car who had no clue how to free herself so she called 911.

Special on LA's 'Grim Sleeper'

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 12:06:55 CST

Serial killer working in a small area of L.A. who apparently took a 13 year hiatus only to resume killing in 2001. Incredibly interesting case with lots of evidence and no hard suspects.

Funny Accidents

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 07:33:07 CST

This is a video of amusing and humorous accidents caught on film.

Video of Hissing Baby Owls

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 07:26:33 CST

A video of baby owls still covered in down making hissing noises.

Mom in cult pleads guilty to murder charges

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 08:05:33 CST

She allowed her son to be starved to death and agreed to plead guilty on the condition that if her son was raised from the dead all charges would be dropped....

Rogers Trash Information

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:04:11 CST

For those of you in the North West Arkansas area this is a handy reference guide for all things related to how freaking stupid and god awful our trash service is here in Rogers.

Arkansas Bandit Tracker

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 09:36:48 CST

This site posts pictures of bank robbery suspects as well as other high profile individuals escaping the law. Its interesting because some of the bank robbers are plain morons when it comes to disguises and avoiding cameras.

Shamwow guy busted for beating up a hooker.

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:44:03 CST

Truth be told the Shamwow guy/ Vince Offer/ Vince Shlomi had every right to beat her up, she bit his tongue and wouldn't let go.

Still it is hilarious and not that unexpected that he'd use a hooker.

Twilight Edward Body Shimmer - AKA: Glitter

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 10:03:12 CST

Now you can be just like a vampire and glitter in the sunlight, but rubbing body glitter over yourself.

No this doesn't make you look like a cheap whore, tramp or stripper, it makes you like a VAMPIRE!

Twilight: The Broodening

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 09:55:50 CST

This is quite easily the best summation of how bad the Twilight series is.

Just cracks me up to hear Bella call out Edward on how freaking stupid he is for going to school over and over again.

One word: Homeschooling

The Germans finally have figured out a way to take over the world!

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 08:25:03 CST

Settlers of Catan!

Man Lures 13 year old through World of Warcraft.

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 08:05:07 CST

This guy sums up why you should never trust people you meet on the internet.

Red greasy hair? Check
Sweatpants? check
Stretched t-shirt? check
Sandals? Check
Open gross sore on stomach? check
Obese and filthy? Check

Not sure what is going on with his stomach but it is way nasty. Could be a cop bean bag wound, or a desk sore from sitting at his desk so much.

UGH!

The 'War on Drugs'?.... pffft there's a new front now!

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 06:35:15 CST

THE WAR ON MILK!

Ireland's Worst Driver - Prawo Jazdy

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 09:53:51 CST

The traffic cops in Ireland have pulled this guy over tons and tons of times. They had at least 50 entries on him.Even with 50+ tickets they never got a single conviction or court appearance. The police were dumbfounded as to how he kept slipping through their fingers.

Turns out that Prawo Jazdy is Polish for 'Drivers License' and that the Polish government put that at the top right of the license in bold text with the driver's name in smaller text underneath.

Peter Schiff says the worst is yet to come.

Wed, 25 Mar 2009 13:03:56 CST

Peter Schiff is basically the Ron Paul of the financial world. A tireless Casandra telling everyone what is going to happen and how bad it will be and no one listens to him even when he is dead on about the market behaving as it is right now.

He's also echoing what Buffet said that the bond bubble will make this housing bubble look like a cake walk. Hyperinflation, the worst depression ever is on the horizon and the current thinking is the rally earlier this week took care of the bear market.

That we really can spend our way out of debt....Complete and utter lunacy.

Fifth Third Burger

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 11:18:17 CST

This is the most incredible thing I've ever seen. Look at the 'Nutritional Value' table near the bottom.

Retard Strength Energy Drink!

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 14:18:18 CST

Do you wish you had Tard Strength? Well look no further. TardHard has come out with Retard Strength Energy Drink that gives you retard power!

Obama Action Figure

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 13:02:17 CST

I'm not really sure what is going on with this Japanese Action figure site. Apparently you can get your very own Obama Action Figure. And then pimp him out with light sabers, machine guns, microphones, etc.

Home Inspection Nightmares

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 12:25:13 CST

This Old House has a place where home inspectors can submit funny and surprising pictures of houses and items they've inspected.

Think about all the lazy half assed shortcuts at work you might have taken in life. Now realize the people that built the house you live in most likely pulled the same half-assed job if not worse.

Part II is even more crazy.

Underwater volcano erupts near Tonga island

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 13:43:13 CST

I wonder what this eruption sounded like underwater.

Nasa Urine Recycler

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 11:54:09 CST

NASA Urine Recycler took 10 years to create and this is the film of all the tests leading up to its release.

Claymore Trailer Hitch Cover

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 06:56:47 CST

GG&G have made a claymore trailer hitch cover. This is a great way to get pulled over and have people freak the f*ck out when driving behind you. But the bad assness factor almost makes it worth it.

Chinese Drywall Destroys Copper Wiring

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 11:35:50 CST

Chinese made drywall contains large amounts of sulphur which as it ages creates a rotten egg smell and corrodes copper wiring in things like refrigerators, washers, dryers, dishwashers, and other electronic items.

Most of the drywall was imported during the bubble and so was likely used in the construction of literally thousands of homes. The cost to fix it is usually 1/3 the cost of the home as the entire place has to be gutted and have all the wiring inspected and the drywall redone, repainted, and the trim & cabinets etc put back in. Just a nightmare situation all around.

At least our toys are safe right? Oh crap!

FCk The Sh!t Fck the Sh!tty F*ck Sh!t! - Sons of Butcher

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 09:33:28 CST

Title Says it all. F the S, F the S FS! NSFW tagged because of language.

I've found a new ring tone for Gig now.

Metallica - Cyanide

Tue, 17 Mar 2009 06:20:25 CST

I was driving to work and heard this on the radio. At first I thought it was a crappy home grown garage band but I listened on intrigued by how bad it was. To my horror I realized that yes it was Metallica. They are that bad now.

Most bands it goes garage band, gigs, fame, obscurity.

Metallica seems to want to buck that trend and head as fast back to garage band as possible.

I don't think Lars could be a worse drummer than the kids playing whack-a-mole at the arcade. They just need to stop making music because this crap is awful. You can't even hum it.

Wal-Mart Opening Hispanic Versions of their Store.

Mon, 16 Mar 2009 15:03:50 CST

Yes you read that correctly. Wal-Mart is going to open Hispanic versions of Wal-Mart and Neighborhood Market stores in Arizona and Texas to cater to mostly Hispanic markets.

I just see lots and lots of anger over this combined with anti-immigration sentiment in those states causing a big problem.

Jon Stewart destroys Jim Cramer on the Daily Show

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 07:34:40 CST

I'm just floored by how hard Stewart to Cramer to task for his two faced bullsh!t. It is sad when the best journalism in American media comes from a Comedy show.

This is how CNN, Fox News, MSNBC etc should all handle interviews. Indepth research and taking people to task for lying to the public. Put the interviewee off guard and stop lobbing softball interviews. Its time for the media to take their balls out of their purse.

List Of Scientology Celbrities.

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 06:40:37 CST

Now you can find out which of your favorite celebrities are freaking moonbat $cientologycultists with this handy dandy list.

I'm saddened that it looks like Tom Cruise pulled Will Smith over to the Retard-Side.

Kutiman - Thru You - Mother Of All Funk Chords

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 12:40:57 CST

This is a great mash up of YouTube videos into one awesome mega video. The neat part is the song isn't that bad either.

Yo Dawg Collection

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 12:39:37 CST

If you seen MTV's Pimp my ride this internet meme might mean a bit more to you if not it is still pretty hilarious and stupid at the same time.

Long story short Xzibit hosted the tv show where they'd take crappy old cars and pimp them out into completely revamped riced up versions of the car's former self.

Thing is on the show they would try to do things related to the person that owned the car, such as 'We heard you like bubbles so we put a bubble make next to the exhaust so the car makes bubbles as you drive.' or 'We heard you like coffee so we put in a coffee maker.' etc etc.

Well this internet meme is based on that concept of You Dawg I heard you like X so I put X in your Y so you can X while you Y.

But taken to the level of absurdity.

Yo dawg I heard you like websites so I put a website on my website so you can surf while you surf!

Lily Allen - F*ck You Very Much

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 11:12:10 CST

I'd heard her name a couple times but hadn't heard any of her songs until waiting to see Watchmen last weekend when they played a song of hers on Screen Vision.

That said I'm now hooked. This song makes me think of Darry. Just driving/walking along and singing this to people.

Former Boise State Basketball Player in Court Again for Knowingly Transmitting HIV

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 07:55:46 CST

For the third time Kerry Thomas is charged with knowingly transmitting HIV and is now facing punishment as a 'persistent violator.'

Murderer Cast as Extra in the Film 'Felon'

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 07:53:32 CST

Apparently Clifton Bloomfield, now serving a 195 year sentence, appeared in the film Felon as a convict in between committing some of the homicides he is now in prison for.

Bible Fight

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 12:58:42 CST

There is another, lost chapter to the Bible no one has ever read. A grand contest of strength has been organized by the Almighty and now the greatest icons from both Testaments must engage in ferocious, bloody battle to determine who is most worthy to earn a seat at the right hand of the Lord himself.

Watchmen Image Post (Southpark and Simpsons versions)

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 11:21:37 CST

Ok this is a Watchmen Image post first up is a Springfield Punx Watchmen background.

Next is the scene from the Simpson Episode with Alan Moore where Milhouse tries to get him to sign Watchmen Babies.

The last one is a South Park version of the Watchmen.

Watchmen Saturday Morning Cartoon

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 09:57:13 CST

This is basically why Alan Moore hates Hollywood and their habit of pissing all over the intellectual rights of writers etc.

That said, the video of the Watchmen Saturday morning cartoon is freaking hilarious. I love that Rorschach loves animals and that Dr. Manhattan turns into a car.

Man Busted With Cocaine Cast

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 08:04:56 CST

Guy tries to smuggle cocaine into Spain with a cast on his leg made of cocaine.

What is sad is they most likely broke his leg on purpose to use the cast. That way if they x-rayed him they'd see a broken leg and think it was legit.

Too bad he had more cocaine in his luggage etc.

How Porsche Hacked The Financial Markets

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 07:30:18 CST

Long story short, Porsche decides to mess with people's minds and starts buying VW stock. They buy so much that people think they are going to buy the VW so the stock rises so high it would be impossible to buy it.

People Short sell VW stock and Porsche buys all the sold stock anyway. Then they reveal their hand and show that they now own 75% of all stock for VW. Meaning the guys who shorted VW are hosed and now have to buy back their stock from Porsche who can charge what ever price they want.

So a share that went for 200 Euro jumped to 1000 Euro last October. Everyone got squeezed by it, Porsche literally made billions and one guy lost so much he killed himself over it.

Walk Away From Toxic Debt

Wed, 04 Mar 2009 11:00:52 CST

If your upside down on your home loan or other loans this site tells you how one can just walk away from that debt easily.

Basically in the US, since house loans are secured debt, if you don't pay the bank just gets your house and your credit gets dinged. That is it.

Now banks will say you have a moral obligation to pay, that it is your duty as a citizen to pay, course it was their duty not to buy bad assets and to make sure the loans they gave out were good. So screw them, just walk away from it.

No amount of bailout is really going to fix this. We need to cram down house prices not prop them up with bailout money, they will just fall anyway.

Cops have been called to Octo-Mom's home 8 tiimes.

Wed, 04 Mar 2009 07:57:29 CST

7 of the 8 were before the 8 kids were born. Still how in the hell she still has all of her kids at this point is astounding.

There is no way a woman, short of being a multi-millionaire can raise that many young children on her own.

What it would take to destroy the earth.

Wed, 04 Mar 2009 07:04:24 CST

Great detailed list of what it would really take to destroy earth and how plausible/likely each method is.

My personal preference will always be the Mother Fing Death Star.

The Dog, the cat, and the rat

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 09:44:22 CST

Basically, a guy in Colorado who takes all three around together to show that the world could live in harmony. Sorry but a Dog, Cat and Rat not killing each other doesn't mean anything in the grand scheme of things. Try getting fat people to not kill cakes and we'll talk.

Paul Harvey dies at age 90

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 08:06:01 CST

What a loss, I always loved his story-telling ability.

72 year old Arkansas woman wants clemency from 1974 murder charges

Thu, 26 Feb 2009 08:00:14 CST

This crazy lady killed her ex sister-in law, ex-husband, and her three kids in 1974 and now, at 72, wants to be released from prison.

Obama Seeks New Assault Weapon Ban

Thu, 26 Feb 2009 07:44:03 CST

Yup you read that right. Eric Holder (the guy who argued for DC and lost in the Heller case) is no the Attorney General and he is talking about how the Obama administration wants to work towards reinstating the old assault weapon ban in addition to stopping the private sales of firearms.

Ebay Renames Yellow Star to First Star

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 08:26:00 CST

Leave it to the French to bitch about anything. Apparently having something called a yellow star could remind Jews that Nazis made them wear yellow stars and that is insensitive to Jewish sensibilities or some stupid bull crap.

Need some food for the Apocalypse?

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 07:41:42 CST

I present you with the food bucket. 20 year shelf life, 275 servings, 100% all vegetarian fortified with vitamins and all for the low price of 85 bucks.

Great Depression Cooking With Clara

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 07:30:35 CST

Interesting site about how to cook some of the meals they used to make during the Great Depression. :(

It does seem like we are in the start of the Second Great Depression sadly.

Pot can fix the budget

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 06:30:39 CST

'Frankly, I think they should sign an endorsement deal with Olympic gold medal swimmer Michael Phelps.'

The Colonel - Mel Gibson

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 07:19:52 CST

Jimmy Kimmel seems to have better skits and jokes than SNL has had in the last few seasons. Kinda sad really.

This is the new Mel Gibson film, 'The Colonel.'

Anti-Obama sign causes problem in OKC

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 09:36:17 CST

1. Man has anti-Obama sign in car.
2. Police officer interprets it as a threat.
3. They call the Secret Service on the guy.
4. FAIL!!

Inglorious Basterds Teaser Trailer

Tue, 17 Feb 2009 07:31:40 CST

Quentin Tarantino's WWII movie should come out in 2009 and it looks awesome. The whole movie is basically kicking the snot out of dirty Nazis in the most bloody and gruesome way possible.

Watch for people to get all pissy about it, as I am sure it will create a ton of controversy.

It's not so special to be special in Texas

Sat, 14 Feb 2009 20:13:45 CST

Special Ed students left in classroom during a bomb threat.

A Step in the Right Direction

Sat, 14 Feb 2009 20:11:21 CST

Amendment to stimulus bill will limit bonuses and other rewards paid to executives working for companies who received money from TARP

Army's Last Draftee

Fri, 13 Feb 2009 08:28:52 CST

Guy gets drafted into the Army in 1972, and is still there today.

Should the Government Stop Throwing Money In The Money Hole?

Fri, 13 Feb 2009 06:35:03 CST

The Onion once again hits close to home with this gem about the current financial thinking.I want to throw my money in the money hole!

Taxpayers to pay for California octuplets

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 20:49:13 CST

It has been discovered that the recent mother of Octuplets in California has already been receiving welfare for her other six children and expects to receive more assistance for her newest additions.

Subnormality

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 08:04:09 CST

Another great web comic to add to the pile already on here :)

How Bad Is the Recession?

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 07:11:52 CST

They compare the current recession's job loss to the jobs lost in 2001 and 1990 and it just looks awful.

Click to embiggen image.

Sony releases new stupid piece of sh!t that doesn't f*cking work.

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 06:33:16 CST

It is sad how close satire hits to home on the Onion.
NSFW tagged because of swearing. I am tired of Sony DRM breaking so much stuff and it looks like the Onion is too.

Durex condom commercial

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:48:53 CST

This could never run in America, but it is one of the most awesome condom commercials ever.

Top Ten Medical Breakthroughs of 2008

Sun, 08 Feb 2009 10:30:28 CST

Including such winners as 'scarless surgery' i.e. natural orifice surgery and gene screening for breast cancer.

Parents plead for contact with children abducted 2 decades ago

Sun, 08 Feb 2009 10:26:00 CST

The children were kidnapped by their grandparents when they were 7 and 8. Their grandfather, or father as they consider him, is now in custody and the children are overwhelmed to say the least.

Georgia lawmakers want to remove 'sex experts' from college campuses

Sun, 08 Feb 2009 10:23:10 CST

Anger over special interest classes such as the male prostitute and queer theory, among other options, particularly during difficult economic times

Pharmacies giving out free antibiotics

Sun, 08 Feb 2009 10:20:55 CST

Some Connecticut pharmacies are given away free antibiotics to those with valid prescriptions to help during tough economic times.

Followup on West Memphis,AR car bombing

Sun, 08 Feb 2009 10:19:00 CST

Investigators have up to 100 leads but no suspects. Dr. Pierce is still in critical condition.

There's a fire brewing down under

Sat, 07 Feb 2009 19:48:19 CST

Australia currently witnessing the worst wildfire in the country in 25 years

What got cut from the stimulus bill

Sat, 07 Feb 2009 19:43:16 CST

Some interesting choices cut from the current stimulus package

As many as 500 people stranded on an ice floe in Lake Erie

Sat, 07 Feb 2009 12:12:11 CST

Apparently this large group of people did not realize they were drifting...on the ice floe....

$155k to clone your pet for you!

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 14:17:31 CST

Couple spends $155k to get a cloned version of their dead dog, and it is pretty much just like their old dog.

This is at the same time asinine and bad ass.

9 Words that don't mean what you think they do

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 14:10:47 CST

I've always been annoyed by irregardless, and sure enough it is on the list.

Sadly penultimate and decimate aren't on the list.

Will it Blend

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 12:12:36 CST

Website created by Blendtec to pitch their awesome sauce blender by demonstrating what they can blend, including iphones, Nike shoes, a Rubik's cube, etc.

A Brief History of the White House Kitchen in Photos

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 08:13:06 CST

Who knew the President paid for his own groceries?

The Annoyance of Facebook

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 08:02:24 CST

Article about a current post running about Facebook asking users to post 25 random facts about themselves

Perfect Balance

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 14:27:21 CST

Tetris walks up to a balance beam...

Candy Land The Movie

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 14:03:38 CST

This is the stupidest thing I've heard in a long time, and I've heard some pretty stupid ideas like a pizza robe and plastic fart pants.

Army has record number of suicides in January 2009

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 13:34:43 CST

24 Soldiers killed themselves in January 6 times as many as last January. The crazy thing is 2008 was a bad year for suicides, so it looks like 2009 will be even worse.

The most OMGWTFBBQ part of the story is this bit here:

'The anti-depressants prescribed to soldiers can have side effects that include suicidal thoughts.'

You read that right. The pills to keep you from thinking about killing yourself have a side effect of thinking about killing yourself.

Antidrug Chief in Cancun Killed After Serving Less than One Day on the Job

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 15:42:36 CST

That's some shitty turnover

Chairman of Arkansas Medical Board Exploded

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 11:53:03 CST

Someone apparently put a bomb under Dr. Trent Pierce's car, he is currently in critical condition.

8 ways to check up on your builder

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 06:31:07 CST

You always hear horror stories about builders and homes. When the Rogers area was going thru its boom, there were only 3 builders that were worth a damn. The ones that came in to capitalize on the boom built a whole slew of craptacular houses.

Removing admin rights stymies 92% of Microsoft's bugs

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 06:17:42 CST

Bonus: Windows 7's new 'security' feature (the UAC) is already hackable. M$'s response? It isn't a bug, the behavior exploited by the malicious script is by design.

Wow.

Can your name make you a criminal?

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 20:51:04 CST

Researchers suggest that boys with less popular names are more likely to commit crimes.

Terminator 4 Pron

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 14:14:33 CST

Nifty images from Terminator 4

Wasteful portions of $900 billion stimulus bill

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 12:21:36 CST

Some of the things deemed wasteful I can see as being mildly useful but some of that is just ridiculous.

Gladys has Advice for Ellen

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 08:49:39 CST

Hilarious clip of some old lady calling the Ellen show complaining about plants, ice etc. I think everyone knows an old coot lady like Gladys that just makes you laugh your ass off.

Christian Bale loses it on set of T4

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 08:14:50 CST

Bale goes on a tirade when someone distracts him during a take.

Crystal Ball Doritos Ad

Mon, 02 Feb 2009 10:51:49 CST

We thought this was one of the funnier commercials during the Super Bowl last night.

FBI Has Been Aware of Current Mortgage Fraud For Years

Mon, 02 Feb 2009 09:25:10 CST

The FBI has known about rampant mortgage fraud for years. They didn't know it was being packaged in security deals until it was too late.

Still that being said the scale was so massive and low priority they couldn't really do anything.

Amazng Super Powers!

Mon, 02 Feb 2009 07:54:50 CST

I just stumbled across this web comic and absolutely love it. The best is that he has hidden comics inside the normal comic and make sure you mouse over to read his image text.

Party at the lake!

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 12:40:43 CST

Last weekend in January is as good of a reason as any to have a lake party!

Top 25 Website Color Scheme Generator

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 12:23:28 CST

This site makes a nice list for you web designers out there looking for neat color schemes to use.

You guys want some bacon to go with REOIV.com?

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 09:57:15 CST

I give you REOIV.com with bacon! Behold the power of the internet + bacon!

Everything is attainable with bacon!

Farmers Protest In Greece Over Economic Crisis

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 08:50:28 CST

Farmers are protesting in Greece over the Economic crisis as well.

Riots and Protests in France over Economic Crisis

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 08:49:43 CST

People are pissed about the economy in France, and like the French are prone to do, they are protesting and rioting in the streets about it.

New Mother of Octuplets Has Six Other Children

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 08:19:06 CST

How would you like to have 14 kids all under 7!

Pistol vs Rifle Penetration

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 14:29:06 CST

Long story short, in most cases a 5.56 caliber rifle is truly the best all around round to use when you are concerned about over penetration yet still want to punch through soft body armor.

Russian Brides Anyone?

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 14:21:13 CST

Bride.ru is the place to go for your supply of hot Russian Brides!

Just think we could marry off Shodin and Kalmack :P

Man that site is so sad.

Homeless man gets 15 years for stealing $100.

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:55:55 CST

Homeless man robs a bank and when handed some hundreds only takes 1, and then turns himself in the next day. He then gets sentenced to 15 years.

Bernie Madoff admits to stealing $50B and isn't even in Jail. Let alone won't be in prison any time soon.

www.saddlebacking.com

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 09:45:43 CST

Saddlebacking: sad•dle•back•ing \ˈsa-dəl-ˈba-kiŋ\ vb [fr. Saddleback Church] (2009): the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities

After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she's saving herself for marriage.

This new definition is another reason I love Savage Love.

Grow Tower

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 09:39:12 CST

New Grow Game. This time you have to make the tower the tallest possible.

Zombies, Run!!!!

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 09:28:40 CST

Traffic sign near Austin, Texas hacked to announce the presence of zombies in the area

Alaskan Volcano May Erupt Soon

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 09:27:33 CST

Mount Redoubt, near Anchorage, could erupt within the next few days or weeks

President Announces State of Emergency in Arkansas

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 09:25:42 CST

Arkansas in a state of emergency following icestorm

Can't remove that application...

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 09:13:39 CST

... from the Add/Remove Programs List? Try this.

Pachabel's Canon in D Rant

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 12:54:17 CST

Why is it that everywhere you go, you always here this damn song? Pachabel's Canon just crops up everywhere doesn't it?

4 Chords, 36 Songs

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 12:48:09 CST

Who knew Journey was so popular lol.
Banners may be NSFW

Moronic Teen Loses Hand and Leg to M80...Idiocy

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 12:44:11 CST

Teenager playing with an M80 lost his hand and leg when he placed the lit firework between his legs to muffle the noise.

Palin to run for President in 2012?

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:14:08 CST

Oh lordy LORDY - PLEASE say it ain't so!

Offbeat Bride

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 12:47:15 CST

An online blog for brides and grooms that want to buck the norm but in a trendy hot topic kind of way.

This makes them better than the Klingon weddings and normal weddings right guys?

Come on they are so trendy though!

US Debt To GDP Ratio over Time

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 12:38:01 CST

This is just so sad how we are totally redoing the 1930s but even bigger and better than before.

Yet another bank abusing bailout money.

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 12:36:33 CST

John Thain approved 15 BILLION in bonuses to Merrill employees. Then the US Government gave $20 billion to Bank of America, the new owner of Merrill Lynch to bail them out because Merrill Lynch had a loss this quarter of ....you guessed it 15 billion dollars.

It is time for torches and pitchforks.

Blue October's Dirt Room Video

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 09:41:47 CST

Newest video by Blue October: Dirt Room

Coldplay's Living in Technicolor II

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 08:09:13 CST

Ran across this video on Coldplay's site while looking for a song off their new album.

Iceland's Government Collapses

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 12:11:09 CST

First they were rioting and throwing eggs at the PM's car now the government collapsed entirely. Iceland is so hosed.

I hope this isn't the canary for other Euro countries.

Darwin's Tree Idea was Wrong.

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 08:09:13 CST

Instead of a tree structure of evolution it is more like a big messy ball of branches and shoots that sometimes grow together from other sides of the tree. Pretty much picture an inbred redneck family tree and how it has lots of places where it doesn't fork or doubles back, but instead of mother marrying son or cousin marrying an uncle it is species interbreeding.

Horizontal Gene Transfer is the culprit here.

Senate Delays DTV transition until June 12

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 08:02:06 CST

I am so tired of all those damn commercials and now they are delaying YET AGAIN.

This is getting old.

Can't Flip Your McMansion, Make it into McApartments!

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 07:56:43 CST

Now because you bought beyond your means, you can just convert your 5000 sqft monstrosity into a multi-family living space!

Model has hands and feet amputated.

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 07:26:06 CST

A 20 year old Miss World contestant/model from Brazil had both of her hands and feet amputated after developing a serious blood infection. Her stomach also had to be removed due to internal bleeding.

The Shortest Fairy Tale

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 06:11:38 CST

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after, riding motorcycles, going fishing and hunting, playing golf a lot, drinking beer and scotch, leaving the toilet seat up and farting whenever he wanted.

Tainted Milk Case in China Leads to Life Imprisonment, Death Sentences.

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 22:07:40 CST

Employees of a Chinese company responsible for poisoning at least 300,000 children dealt with severely.

Scrub Me Mamma with a Boogie Beat

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 13:12:37 CST

I think we lost this one on the wipe as well.
This is such a classic old school racist cartoon. Kind of a shame people really go out of their way to whitewash history. If we act like it never happened or hush it all up we are doomed to forget and repeat it all.

Federal Failure Graph

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 10:07:43 CST

This shows how much money the Fed has borrowed to try to fix the current fiscal crisis when compared to the other times they've borrowed in the past.

Solar Storms Could Screw Us Up Royally.

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 07:44:33 CST

Our society is dependent on electricity to function and thrive and all it takes is for one huge solar storm to come along and cause a geomagnetic storm.

Think of it as a global Katrina. Yet another thing to be tossed on the pile of what could take down the house of cards we all live in.

Obama retakes Presidential Oath

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 07:36:03 CST

I was wondering if they were going to do this. They were also thinking about having him resign the executive orders he had signed since taking office, but decided against it.

This could also have the tag, but PWNED was more fun.

Black First Family 'Changes Everything'

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 07:04:23 CST

Obama's here can you feel the change?

CHAAAAANGE! Everything is changed! Dogs sleeping with cats, up is down left is right it is all CHANGED!

Ok we get it, he is the first black president. Now shut the help up already.

Supreme Court Refuses to Hear Online Porn Case

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 06:34:17 CST

This is the 3rd time they've had to deal with the Child Online Protection Act.

Their refusal basically says internet anti-porn laws are Unconstitutional.

California is Hosed

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 06:28:12 CST

They pull in $100B but have expenses for $145B.

Arnold could fire all the state employees and close all their prisons and let the prisoners go free and still not have enough to make up the $45 billion owed.

It would be interesting if California is the Oklahoma of the Great Correction and millions leave migrating across the country for work etc.

Dick in a Box!

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 12:58:00 CST

I thought we had this up here somewhere, but I guess not. SNL every now and again has a few gems and Dick in a Box is one of them. I wish Timberlake was a regular on that show.

Berlin Predicts Worst Recession Since World War II

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 12:16:32 CST

How long until someone gift wraps some tanks for Germany and leaves them on the border of Poland?

Basically, Germany accounts for a third of the money output in the European Union and expects a 2.5% contraction even after their $65-Billion stimulus effort.

Obama Inauguration: This will end in tears.

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 12:09:26 CST

It is nice to hear someone not just parroting the Obama hype. It seems like everyone recently thinks he will just fix everything thing and that he can do no wrong.

Problem is everyone seems to forget that he has no real track record of doing or accomplishing anything. People are in love with him because of his celebrity status. Tony Blair was once beloved by England and could do no wrong either.

I think most of America is in for a shock.

Why Colin Powell Doesn't Want To Be President.

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 11:51:28 CST

I've always thought Colin Powell would have been an amazing president. Even with the screw ups under Bush, he's still just an amazing person.

This is a great interview and short explanation of why he never ran or wanted to run.

Arsenal SGL-20

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 09:16:09 CST

Arsenal is the big dog high end AK manufacturer in the US.

Saiga is the civilian version of the Russian AK.

Arsenal + Saiga = the ability to own the closest thing to a completely Russian AK you're likely to get in the US.

Hellstorm 2000 Bumpfire Trigger

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 13:00:33 CST

80s muscle men in wife beaters that look like Duffman? Check
Awesome 80s hair? check
Bitchin 80s soundtrack? NO...wait I f*cked up CHECK!
Sweaty greasy dudes fawning over half ass machine guns? HELL YES CHECK!

The sad thing is I've seen this video before being played non-ironically at gun shows.

Magpul FMG 9

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 12:45:30 CST

This was from Shot Show 2008. It is the suitcase Glock prototype from magpul.

It will never be made but it sure is damn cool.

Poor Man's Machine Gun: A wide rubberband

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 12:39:47 CST

This was on REOIV before the crash and am sticking it back up here again :)

This would be a ton of fun with a 22 upper actually.

Echolocating teenager dies

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 08:23:09 CST

A blind teenager in California who got around using echolocation died Monday

Housing Prices Over Time

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 07:06:57 CST

If you look at housing prices over time and adjust for inflation, 100,000 in 1890 would basically get the you the same level of house in the 1990's.

It is only with the recent housing bubble that this changed. The ride down is going to be crazy boys and girls.

Sick Joke Wiki (Sickipedia!)

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 06:22:12 CST

Sickipedia's goal is to collect all the sick jokes in the world and put them in one place.

Government Regulators Aided IndyMac Cover-Up, Maybe Others

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 15:01:13 CST

It looks like the current economic situation just keeps getting worse and worse as reports come in that the treasury department helped falsify bank deposit records to make banks look better on paper than they really were.

I'm Mad As Hell And I'm Not Going To Take It Anymore

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 14:57:19 CST

This speech from Network (1976) is as relevant today as it was when they first made the movie.

Time for some Bush bashing!

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 11:32:09 CST

The rest of the world is really letting Bush have it.

I love it. :D

Rogers Trash Information

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 08:09:09 CST

Ok guys here is the trash information for the City of Rogers.

Bulk trash pick up days specifically. This will be useful for spring cleaning and getting rid of extra sh!t from your moves etc.

Hay guyz? Wut shud I buy????

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 12:22:40 CST

The main link?

Oh wait... how about this one?

No wait, what about this one??

Madonna Nude Up For Auction

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 12:13:07 CST

Christie's is auctioning off a 30 year old nude photo of Madonna expected to fetch $10,000.

While the link itself isn't spectacular, the fact that Fox News is linking to a full frontal wookie-bush picture of Madonna is news worthy.

The link goes to Fox News, but the Christie's Link is way NSFW.

Our Universe might be a hologram

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 07:41:44 CST

Basically holograms can display a lot of information about a 3D object while only being 2D themselves. And because of this our Universe might be a hologram.

Warning: The article contains large amounts of WTF and nerdity.

Star Wars As Told By Someone Who's Never Seen It

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 07:38:20 CST

Ok so the premise is a guy tries to get his girlfriend to watch Star Wars, and she says she's seen it before, but just bits and pieces and so he tapes her explanation of Star Wars and makes a movie out of it.
This is like Darry explaining Indiana Jones :P

Ricardo Montalban dead at age 88

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 12:52:42 CST

Darry's favorite nickname for me passed away this week. It is said his body will be made into the finest Corinthean leather for you to all enjoy!

Here's to you Ricardo

Mormon Underoos

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 22:37:00 CST

So they actually are supposed to wear them at all times...lol. I'll leave it to reoiv to post an image in the comments.

Obama Icon Generator.

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 07:25:14 CST

Now you too can make those annoying Obama Icons of whatever you feel like.

This is my current favorite.

Teenager playing with explosives loses right hand and left leg

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 07:10:21 CST

'There was a quarter stick of dynamite in the house where he was staying, and he got a hold of it and it blew him up basically,' said his mother.

Evolution of Dance 2

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 15:01:03 CST

One of the most popular Youtube videos (Evolution of Dance) of all time has a sequel.

Muppet Bloopers

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 13:22:30 CST

So I was watching related videos after the Fat Cat Sat Hat video and clicked on this one.

Epic self-pwnage ensued.

Swearing Muppets

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 06:17:00 CST

This is a hilarious re-dub of the Fat Cat Sat skit.

Bail Out Bag XL

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 08:53:00 CST

Extra Large Bail Out Bag.

AKA: The most manly diaper bag you've ever freaking seen.

Titanium Belt

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 08:47:52 CST

I think I'm in love, this is by far the most bad ass way to sell a belt I think I've ever seen.

Quote:
Although not intended to replace a rappelling harness or to absorb a fall, the 5-stitch Titanium Instructor Belt provides peace of mind over the alternative -- no protection at all. We strongly recommend it for anyone involved in law enforcement, special warfare, or rescue operations where there is a risk of falling out of a helicopter.

That and they work really well as basic belts and as gun belts to boot.

Husband demands return of his donated kidney or reimbursement from his estranged wife

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 14:33:46 CST

Dude donated a kidney to his dying wife, fast forward 4 years and she wants a divorce. What does he want? His donated kidney back....or $1.5 million whichever is easier.

Short Form Blog

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 09:33:11 CST

Hate reading news sites, and just want the important news bytes without having to sift through all the crap?

This site scans RSS feeds and quickly picks out and posts the important bits in an easy to spot and read format.

Matchstick Marvels

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 06:28:46 CST

The models these folks put together are simply incredible.

Used Toys Are Now Illegal

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 12:48:54 CST

Starting February 10th 2009 you can't sell used toys or cloths for children under 12 unless it has been pre-screened to not contain harmful substances etc.

Get your kid stuff while you can, though personally I think this law doesn't stand a chance in hell of holding up in court.

Vince Offer Has A New Commercial Out

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:11:15 CST

Link goes to his Wikipedia entry. I didn't realize Vince is the same guy from the underground comedy movie. The fact that he was a Scientologist sucks but he left and then Sued them in '04 so its all good now.
You'll love his nuts!

Fastest growing sport in Norway

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 06:31:47 CST

This is.... incredible. I've seen people do simple versions of this this and you see toned down versions in movies, but this is the extreme version of it. Very cool!

Baby Laugh A Lot

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 06:32:09 CST

This doll should be killed with fire. It is scary as sh!t and creeps me out.

Wonder Boner!

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 06:26:54 CST

'My wife would like that!' Every husband thinks his wife would like a wonder boner, but I'm not sure they're thinking about something to de-bone fish.

Tiddy Bear!

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 06:24:31 CST

Do your seat belts rub you the wrong way? Problem solved use Tiddy Bear and no more chaffing, just people laughing their asses off at you.

Uncle Jay explains 2008

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 05:50:26 CST

This could be funny or information...Uncle Jay always sums up the most difficult things in such simple and awesome ways.

Man Covered In Feces Attacks Flight Attendant

Sat, 03 Jan 2009 04:42:44 CST

Yeah...crazy dude covered in his own 'waste' attacks a flight attendant during a Continental flight.

History of UFC

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 13:22:43 CST

Great read on the early days of UFC fights and how it became the juggernaut it is today.

Original UFC Fighter No Holds Barred Application

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 13:04:06 CST

Some hilarious questions like HIV status, and what martial arts school you were from.

Only things against the rule were no biting or eye gouging...and if you do so you get a hefty $1,000 fine.

Now it is just pretty damn lame sadly.

Cows with Guns

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 12:29:48 CST

Cows with guns!
Bovine Rambos destroying everything we love!

30 GB HDD Zunes are failing all over the place.

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 07:51:57 CST

Basically there seems to be a bug with the 30 GB Zunes that causes them to lock up and fail to work on 12/31/2008.

Hilarity is ensuing all over the net right now because Microsoft's tech support lines are closed today.

Update: It is also hitting 80GB models supposedly. People seem to think it has something to do with 2008 being a leap year and this is the 366th day of the year today.

Let Me Google That For You!

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 07:31:24 CST

Ever want to shut someone up, by telling them to google search for something?

This site is the perfect STFU and GIS it link for those debates.

The Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 07:30:01 CST

These 3 Ukrainian idiots went on a killing spree murdering 21 people in a month. What is worse is they filmed themselves doing it.

There is a snuff video of them killing someone, but I don't want to post it. If you want to see it just do a google search on them.

Candace Newmaker Death Transcript

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 07:25:07 CST

This is just a recipe for disaster. Take a 10 year old girl and giver her rebirth therapy which consists of wrapping her in a sheet covering her in pillows, have 4 adults sit on her and tell her she should fight to be reborn.

Needless to say this bright idea ends up where you think it would, with a dead 10 year old kid and people going to jail for being freaking retarded.

Wikipedia article on Candace.

The Fear of Girls

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:19:11 CST

This is Joe in 4 years...oh man.
You shall go no FURTHER!

Man Makes Up Holocaust Love Story

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 13:55:45 CST

Yet again Oprah gets fooled by someone just making sh!t up to get on television. This time it was a real holocaust survivor saying he met his wife while in the camp. She was free and would bring him an apple and hand it through the fence to him every day.

To which other holocaust survivors said yeah and unicorns pranced around at the fence and stabbed Nazis with their horns while farting out magic rainbows and gum drops.

No way could you go close to the fence and not get shot. Let alone could someone give food to a Jew in the prison camps and not get busted for it.

Anyway they are still planning on making a movie inspired on the story inspired by real life so I guess that counts for something right? Could be like the Last Samurai being a white guy.

The real power of an AK47

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 12:38:07 CST

Great video showing how while an AK47 looks scary, hunting rifles, shotguns and cowboy guns put it to freaking shame when it comes to killing and blowing stuff away.

Albert Fish

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 09:45:16 CST

He didn't die in a fire, but fried in the chair.

If you don't know who Albert Fish is, consider yourself lucky. There are serial killers, there are homicidal maniacs, there are psychopaths, and then there is Albert Fish.

Buffalo Bill was based on Ed Gein, well Hannibal Lecter was based on Fish.

Number Stations

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 09:01:02 CST

Number stations (wiki entry on them) freak me out. The link goes to a Youtube recording of a number station so you can hear it yourself.

Supposedly they are how spies transmit information. They were also the inspiration for the number broadcast on the TV show LOST.

Delphine LaLaurie

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 08:28:07 CST

This is old news, 170+ year old news to be exact. That said Madam LaLaurie liked to torture and perform gruesome experiments on her slaves.

The most disturbing accounts are the caterpillar lady who had her limbs amputated and then had circles of skin removed so that she looked and moved like a large caterpillar.

The crab woman was a person who had her arms and legs broken and then kept in a cage while they grew back and set at odd angles so that she moved and looked like a crab.

lol Clits

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 08:09:11 CST

Forgot to post this over the break. You've heard of lol cats? Well this site is like that but with vaginas....

Christmas Cross

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 15:02:45 CST

I can't see why anyone would find anything wrong with a big brightly burning cross made of light.

If anything it says Jesus and love to me!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 14:30:34 CST

It gets old saying hilarious web comic but this one truly is hilarious.

Makes me think of a nerdier Far Side.

Bad Tattoos.com

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:13:45 CST

Site dedicated to poorly done or conceptualized tattoos. There are some real winners here.

A Colorado newborn had a foot growing in his BRAIN.

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 21:33:53 CST

Of all the places to put your twin brother your brain is probably not the best choice.

14 year old girl tried as an adult for murdering her mother with a hammer

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 21:26:58 CST

The best part of this is that the kid was dumb enough to write up a 'to-do list' regarding killing her family and left it on her phone.

Latin Kingsapparently active in Northwest Arkansas

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 21:21:34 CST

According to the Sheriff's department these guys managed to make over 15k in one month selling fake IDs

Hog Haus damaged in a fire

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 19:25:17 CST

Hog Haus had a fire today...though it appears it will live thank goodness.

Blue October Lyrics

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 14:26:12 CST

Just in case any of you like their music as much as I do (which I doubt) here are the lyrics to all their songs so you can sing along :)

5 FICO Score Myths

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 07:32:46 CST

Interesting information about what helps and hurts your credit rating.

Jizzed In My Pants!

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 07:08:38 CST

I was watching this video and enjoying it, I found it quite amusing and humorous and all of a sudden I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

3 Girls + KFC sink + MySpace = Fired

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:06:18 CST

3 Girls bathe in their KFC kitchen sink...then post the pix on Myspace so they can get caught and fired.

Anti-Kidnapping Consultant Kidnapped

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 18:26:10 CST

You're ruining our business opportunities homes!

Stephen King's Top Ten Movies of 2008

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 08:57:19 CST

He's got some good picks here and then...some different ones lol

Actor Accidentally Injured On Stage

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 08:50:57 CST

Apparently the prop department used a real knife instead of a fake one.

Man Gets Kids off his lawn by spraying them with fox urine!

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 12:04:19 CST

Sadly he got arrested on misdemeanor charges.

Still night vision goggles and fox urine are a win combo to me.

If only I could buy fox urine somewhere....

Fox Urine!

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 12:02:44 CST

In case it ever comes up that you need Fox Urine in a spray bottle, I've got you covered.

Who loves you and who do you love?

Honey lets kill my current boyfriend then pose for pictures with his corpse!

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 10:10:14 CST

Ok this is seriously screwed up. Link goes to detailed explanation of story (which is SFW), though the pictures it links to are way NSFW.

Long story short. Woman has 2 lovers. She performs fellatio on one while the other sneaks in and shoots him in the head (or her story is they were watching tv and boyfriend 2 shot boyfriend 1 and then blackmailed her into staying). They then proceed to dismember him with a hacksaw and take pictures of themselves while doing so.

The highlights are putting his severed penis in his severed head. Shoving his severed hand into his nose and making his severed head suck the big toe from his severed foot.

Oh and he is up for parole in 2012 and she is already out of prison....

Dod Sno - Dead Snow

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:37:14 CST

Zombies? Check
Nazis? Check
Machine Guns Check
Greatest Movie Plot Idea This Year? CHECK!

Bettie Page Dies at Age 85

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:41:48 CST

Even if you don't know who she is, you have seen her tons of times before in paintings pictures, pin ups all over the place. Her photos are as famous as Marilyn Monroe's and just as classic.

Dude gets dumped over stairwell

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 13:47:21 CST

EDIT: The ads on this site are NSFW.

The vid title says he tries to do a handstand then dies but I'm totally not sure of what's going on.

Idiot Dies Attempting Handstand In Subway

He better hurry if he wants to catch the green line to heaven.

Get humor videos at NothingToxic

What is your personality Type?

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 12:24:31 CST

Interesting test tells you what personality type you are and what famous people are like you and what jobs you'd be best suited for.

Cop Pistol Whips Guy and Shoots Suspect in the head

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 07:48:18 CST

Edit: Same site as another post. Ads are very NSFW.

Gotta love this one. Soccer hooligans are causing problems so a cop runs up to stop them and tries to pistol whip one in the head and his gun goes off.

High Capacity Color Barcode

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 07:18:09 CST

Okay, everyone has seen a regular barcode. You've probably even seen those crazy looking 2-D barcodes that UPS and a few other companies use. Well, check out the HCCB barcodes that Microsoft has developed.

Terminator Salvation Preview

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 14:33:00 CST

I cannot wait for this movie to come out. Christian Bale as John Connor and terminator motorcycles.

/nerdgasm

No More Bratz Dolls

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 12:11:09 CST

Mattel has won the suit against the makers of the Bratz dolls.

From the Article:
A federal judge banned MGA from making and selling its pouty-lipped and hugely popular Bratz dolls

HooF*CKINGray! God I hated those things so much.

UK Knife Laws Suck

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 11:33:33 CST

This image sums up why knife laws in England are so freaking retarded.

Woman wears her resume on her shirt in hopes of gaining employment

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 06:56:04 CST

She's in marketing and has been looking for a job for a year so she decided to try a different approach.

I need this for my AR 15

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:48:20 CST

Seriously this has to be the best dust cover I've ever seen for an AR15. It should be standard issue to be quite honest.

Is it Christmas?

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:18:42 CST

Check this handy site to find out if it is Christmas or not.

Whole Lotta Ugly Going On

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 07:58:37 CST

This poor soldier married what can best be described as a very ugly woman.

Worst would be that he married a balding fat man with breasts that resembles a corpulent Buffalo Bill and John Candy love child.

You're paying for American Cars whether you want to or not damnit!

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 07:52:55 CST

Well congress approved the bailout hooray I guess.

Stalking Cat

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 06:23:09 CST

I'm sure you've seen people like this before, but this guy in particular reminded me of the the soldier's wife (post that link REOIV!).

Is it Constitutional for Clinton to be Sec. of State?

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 13:26:47 CST

Apparently there is some debate over whether Hillary can be Sec. of State due to her being in office while a salary increase was approved.

Man Shoots Wife Accidentally During Sex

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 12:45:07 CST

You're doing it wrong LITERALLY!

Something about this story sounds fishy.

You are likely to be eaten by a grue

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 11:23:15 CST

Ahhh, couldn't forget this classic!

Hey guys I was.....ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 09:30:04 CST

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

Lego terrorist

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 08:13:24 CST

Now with 20% more exploding action!

Cool military pics

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 06:55:03 CST

Link goes to first set :)

Set 2
Set 3

I'm Watching You!

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 06:09:18 CST

I see you! I see everything you've done.

I AM WATCHING YOU!

Unit 731: Japanese Experimental Warfare/Medical Research

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 13:56:50 CST

The media spends so much time talking about how bad the Nazis were but they really do seem to gloss over the nasty stuff the Japanese did during WWII. Course it doesn't help that the Americans basically let them go in exchange for their data to use against the Communists.

More Unit 731 Data
Men Behind the Sun (A Movie Based on the Unit 731)

Project Facade

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 13:52:07 CST

This site is very graphic but interesting as it chronicles the origins of plastic surgery fixing up WWI vets after they were horribly burned/scarred.

Lots of great creepy old timey photos and reports to read through too.

Lightning Strike Kills 52 cows

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 13:48:09 CST

Uruguay- During a thunderstorm some cows lined up next to a fence scared and were all killed when lightning struck the fence.

Hand Transplant

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 13:35:53 CST

Guy gets a hand transplant and has feeling in the new hand. Apparently your brain maintains all the connections it had in relation to a mental map of your body even after decades of being deprived of sensory input.

FailBlog.org

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:54:40 CST

Online collection of Fail and FTL all in one convenient place :)

Mormons are victims of Proposition 8

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 09:20:33 CST

This editorial sums up my feelings about the whole flap over Proposition 8 in California.

The Gay community has really gone about things offensively and taken the low road belittling and condemning religious people when at the same time screaming for tolerance.

Less hate and more education is the key. Not offensive in your face protests and demonstrations that set people more firmly in their ways.

How Obama Got Elected

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 09:03:57 CST

This site is depressingly hilarious. Basically they interviewed Obama voters asking them what they know about the election, people in charge right now anything relating to politics.

Basically showing how big of an influence the media had on the election.

Bushism Generator

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:00:23 CST

Yeah, yeah, it's on About.com, so it's brain rot, but it's still incredibly funny. Especially after reading quotes from Teddy Roosevelt.

2009 Famine Warning

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:39:34 CST

It is a long read but the gist of it is farmers can't get loans for next year, they can't get fuel to keep the crop dry or bring it in to harvest this year, leaving crops in the field delays planting next year. And there is a huge fertilizer shortage.

Going to say it again It is time to stock up on food and ammo.

People Leeching Your Wifi Send them To Upside-Down-Ternet!

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 06:23:42 CST

This guy has a great little hack for your router to send people using your internet to hilarious places instead of just letting them leech bandwidth. Like all images are flipped upside down, or every image is blurry or best yet just sends them to KittenWar.com

Hitler and the Real Estate Bubble

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:14:34 CST

He can always sell his AIG and Lehman Brothers stocks right?

Zippo Lighter Insert

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 06:39:34 CST

Thunderbird Lighter insert replaces the normal inside of a zippo lighter with something that functions more like a bic lighter.

So you don't have to worry about the Zippo leaking, or evaporating. Instead you just need butane to refill it later :)

Neti Pot Abuse

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 11:53:29 CST

The guy from Toothpaste For Dinner demonstrates how to use a Neti Pot with various household items.

OUCH!

Toothpaste For Dinner

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 11:52:48 CST

Hilarious minimalist web comic I see posted all over the place.

Sex Panther Cologne By Odeon

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 18:42:14 CST

60% of the time it works every time! It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 14:36:01 CST

Brawndo its like riding a pony which probably sounds not dangerous except that the pony is 300 feet tall and covered in chainsaws and to get on the pony you have to take an elevator filled with 16 live cougars which is an actual sport in LATIN AMERICA which is extremely fun but not as fun as BRAWNDO!

Steam Wars

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 12:43:30 CST

Take Star Wars
Take Steam Punk
Combine them and you get Steam Wars.

Fast Food Logo Changes Over the Years

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 12:09:06 CST

Lets just tilt all the fast food logos down and to the left!

Renting is Better than Buying For the Time Being

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 11:35:44 CST

Basically until the bubble totally pops, you are still better off renting right now and sitting on your cash, than buying in and have your new house devalue even more.

Mr. Happy Face

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 09:23:35 CST

... just in time for Thanksgiving!
Is it just me or does he sound like a twisted Michael Jackson with that happy face voice?

These are all the little things that make me smile!

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 09:18:08 CST

Its like a twisted raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens but with weasels.

Charlie the Unicorn 2

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 09:09:22 CST

Can't have the 1st Charlie the Unicorn video w/o the 2nd one!

John Williams Star Wars Tribute Redux

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:50:59 CST

This was posted before as just the moosebutter song performance.

But this guy does a great job of lip syncing 4 videos to the song at once.

Woman Sues Mcdonalds over racy photos of herself.

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:24:07 CST

Wife takes pictures of herself, sends them to husband's cell phone.
Husband is a dumb sh!t and leaves cell phone at McDonalds.
Employee finds cellphone and posts pictures on the net.
Lady sues McDonalds over it.

Did You Know 3.0

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 07:34:11 CST

Sony BMG 2008 Did You Know Presentation. We are living in exponential times.
Videos like this kinda depress me when you put stuff into perspective like that.

Prince William and his....member

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:03:38 CST

Even royals have to go sometimes...

Splitter

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 13:43:35 CST

Try to get the ball in the hole....hmmm where have I heard that before? >:)

Pay for your Parking Tickets with Toys

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 07:17:49 CST

In Barre, VT parking violators for a short time can either pay their parking ticket or donate a toy of the same value to the Christmas for Kids Program.

Kiefer Sutherland describes 'Prison Life'

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 07:10:31 CST

How would you have liked to be Kiefer's cell mate?

First Military Execution Since 1961 to Take Place December 10th

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 07:04:20 CST

Interesting, he'll make number 11 executed since 1951 with approval from the President under the Uniform Code of Military Justice

Charlie the Unicorn

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:47:20 CST

I didn't realize that this hadn't been reposted since the site went back up...gotta have Charlie the Unicorn!

$0 Trades at Zecco with a $2500 balance 4.50 w/o

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:51:59 CST

Good place to buy and sell without large fees etc.

$4.50 is damn reasonable. Charles Schwab wants 12.95, Etrade wants $6.99to $9.99.

Course with the market sucking this bad might just want to wait a bit.

That said GE stocks are flirting with $10 a share. When the market comes around look out.

Wrestling Match Gone Wrong

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 11:41:17 CST

Watch the video and just wait for it. EGAD!

Holdman Christmas Light Display

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 10:03:53 CST

I would freaking hate to be their neighbors, because every Christmas you'd have to fight a traffic jam to get home.

Check out this Run DMC display too :)

Real Story Behind the McDonalds Hot Coffee Case

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 08:16:17 CST

This part sums it up the best:

The sweatpants Liebeck was wearing absorbed the coffee and held it next to her skin. A vascular surgeon determined that Liebeck suffered full thickness burns (or third-degree burns) over 6 percent of her body, including her inner thighs, perineum, buttocks, and genital and groin areas. She was hospitalized for eight days, during which time she underwent skin grafting. Liebeck, who also underwent debridement treatments, sought to settle her claim for $20,000, but McDonalds refused.

OUCH!

Star Trek Death Count

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 09:12:43 CST

It is a Star Trek twofer link day!

Everyone that died in Star Trek regardless of show or movie.

Star Trek Death Analytics

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 09:10:35 CST

An in depth breakdown of all the deaths on Star Trek by shirt color.

REOIV.com Color Grabber

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 08:04:35 CST

Want to know what colors a website is using? Try the color grabber.

It is kinda buggy on some sites, but it works on enough of them out there I thought I'd share it.

Consumer prices drop by largest amount in past 61 years

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 07:31:13 CST

Wow just wow. Could our economy get anymore f*cked?

PETA Kills Animals

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 11:31:47 CST

Step 1: Create terrorist organization that annoys the sh!t out of everyone.
Step 2: Profess undying love of animals, placing them above humans.
Step 3: Receive a sh!t ton of rescue animals since you say you're so humane.
Step 4: Put 90% of rescue animals you take in to sleep.
Step 5: $$$ Profit $$$

John Titor Time Traveler

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 07:30:27 CST

The US will enter into civil war in 2015.
John Titor travels back in time from 2036 to today to go after some obscure piece of computer equipment.
John stops by on the internet to let people know and posts his stories about life in the future.

People love John Titor.

Has Obama Taken Away Your Guns Yet?

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 06:23:45 CST

Well has he?

Peter Schiff Says Deep Recession Likely

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 12:36:57 CST

Peter Schiff is the guy the talking heads laughed at, when he said the economy was going to take a nose dive in 2006 and 2007.

He's also the economic adviser to Ron Paul.

Great Depression 2.0 here we come :(

New Ben and Jerry's ingredient considered...breastmilk!

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 10:49:24 CST

With PETA involved it should not surprise anyone that this is insane, but even better there are restaurants that do use it.

Epic My Space Angles

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 09:48:02 CST

Epic examples of the dreaded MySpace angle.

I'll never be the same.

Sumo Dawg!

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 07:08:32 CST

Sumo Dawg Likes GUNS!
Sumo Dawg dresses like Hitler!
Sumo Dawg in a thong on New Years!

Lena Headey

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 06:39:20 CST

1. Is British
2. Is Smoking Hot
3. Played Queen Gorgo in 300.
4. Is also Sarah Connor

I totally didn't realize it was the same person until today.

4 Chan!

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 20:01:43 CST

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany as 4chan.org.

ACR/Masada Porn

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 19:47:05 CST

Magpul Masada/Bushmaster ACR video of it running through a torture test/gun course.

They shoot off 1400 rounds in under 15 minutes with it.

Best part is the gun getting so hot they can light their cigarettes off of it and then continue to keep shooting.

I am so getting this gun when it comes out. Even if it means selling 90% of all my other guns to get it.

Tiltshift Effects: Make photos look like miniatures.

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 19:22:23 CST

Lots of great examples of tilt shift photography.

Some of them really do look like miniatures instead of actual real places and items.

Mitchell Johnson sentenced to 12 years for stealing a credit card

Sat, 15 Nov 2008 05:45:07 CST

The 1998 Jonesboro shooting kid gets sentenced to 12 years in prison for credit card theft amounting to less than $100 in damages.

Love something? Cut it into your flesh!

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 14:39:06 CST

That's how much I love this freaking website bitches!

Zombo.com

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 12:02:45 CST

Welcome to you!

Anything is possible at Zombo com. The unknowable is attainable at Zombo com.

Welcome!

Marines....dancing

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 09:57:41 CST

Cha Cha Slide USMC Style
I think this is how amateur gay porn gets started.

Bio Bak

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 08:51:14 CST

I have no idea what the f*ck you are supposed to do, but it is fun to play around with that is for sure.

President Bush Giving the Shocker

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 06:58:30 CST

The Arizona State track team got Bush to throw up the shocker with them.

Homemade Guns Fuel African Crime

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 07:39:19 CST

It isn't the AK47 being found all over the place in Ghana. It is homemade pistols.

Ban guns, or make them super expensive and people will still find a way to get their hands on them.

NBC Execs cancel My Own Worst Enemy

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 07:36:21 CST

I'm at the point where I hate watching shows on network TV until they've been on the air for 2 or 3 seasons because invariably I start to like one and they freaking cancel it.

Lets have more smarter than a 5th grader and less Firefly, Riches, Black Donnely's, Journey Man and My Own Worst Enemy.

Assholes.

Future Weapons Slideshow

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:07:59 CST

Collection of weapons from Future Weapons season 3.

All the awesomeness of the show without Mack going

whisper whisper TOTALLY DEADLY WEAPON whisper whisper.

Image Uploader

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:55:02 CST

Ok guys, as long as you are logged in you can upload images to the site.

If you plan on posting an image in the comments. Upload it first, that way if the link breaks in the future the image will still work.

Once you upload the image, it gives you a link to the image if you need to post it someplace and the HTML code to paste into the comments to get it to show up.

Post your uploaded images in the comment section :)

Motorcycles in WoW???

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 12:59:13 CST

You bet your ass there are!

2 people found guilty of injecting others w/HIV at a sex party

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 12:47:48 CST

... and no, it was not a meat injection.

Big Purse Stops Bullet

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 12:28:03 CST

... from a .38.

All the crap in her bag got in the way hahaha.

The Triumph of Ignorance

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 11:29:34 CST

This is one helluva interesting read.

How to Build an AR 15

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 11:12:40 CST

Brownells has put together a great video library that walks you through 'soup to nuts' on how to build your very own AR15 from a stripped lower to finished rifle.

$700B Bailout being used on other things besides bailing out banks.

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 09:37:52 CST

Instead of helping bail people out of bad mortgages or help banks they are going to use it to help out sh!t like auto loans and credit card companies...

Stupid POS bailout.

Huckabee on the 2nd Amendment

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 06:51:21 CST

It is a shame that McCain won the nomination over Huckabee really.

He seems so much more relaxed, funny and personable. It really sucks that Huckabee doesn't believe in evolution.

All that said his stance on the Right to Keep and Bear Arms is spot on.

'If a politician tells you they love to hunt when asked about guns they don't understand gun laws.' :)

Information on the British Royal Family

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 06:35:58 CST

The number of royals who are related to each other is astounding. For example, Queen Elizabeth and her husband are both great-great granchildren of Queen Victoria and are also related through his paternal grandfather. Oh and President Roosevelt was godfather to one of Elizabeth's brothers...interesting.

Grandma gives birth to her triplet grand children

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:36:34 CST

This will lead to some seriously screwed up family trees.

Grandma is my mom and my mom is my mom, yet I promise I'm not inbred.

Mormons Baptizing Jews Killed in the Holocaust

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:32:47 CST

Step1: Baptize people that died 60+ years ago
Step2: Claim those people as Mormons.
Step3: Call WW2 a Mormon Holocaust 100+ years from now.

Just stupidly hilarious.

Own a house for $1

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:04:38 CST

I did a search just in our zip code and found a fair number of decent houses.

Church told 'obvious lies,' gay activists allege

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:04:08 CST

Ok, now you're just grasping at straws, shouldn't this really be a duh comment?

Highschool Bans Ice from Cafeteria

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:02:05 CST

Some kids had an ice fight so the admin decided no ice for everyone. Wonder what they would do if there was a food fight?

Silencer Talk

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 12:17:06 CST

Great forum that deals with silencer comparisons and lots of how to buy and build your own if/when you get around to it.

Stile Project

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 12:01:06 CST

Stile Project.
'Nuff Said.

Really this is a way to test out the new 'Is It Safe For Work' flag on the submit a link page etc.

Newbie Nudes

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 11:31:56 CST

Amateur user supplied porn. (Was on the site before the crash)

Lots of 'yay!' but mostly lots of 'nay nay!'

Bush has lowest rating in history

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 09:48:29 CST

He has the lowest ratings for a sitting president since ratings were first kept track of.

Even worse than when Nixon resigned. I can't help but smile.

Gun Panic Buying After The Election

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 09:28:38 CST

Great info from ABC about the gun buying Panic of the last few days.

Cheaper Than Dirt has made $100,000 a day since the election. But I will say this, f*ck those guys, they are price gouging like crazy.

Honda's Wearable Robotic Walker

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 19:26:27 CST

Looks like it would be pretty cool and have some interesting applications.

Bonus for mentioning Cyberdyne corporation, a Japanese robot company...

Shay, the Roommate From Hell

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 14:03:25 CST

Long story short.
Gay guy takes in lazy ham beast.
Ham beast is full on bat sh!t insane
Ham beast stinks up the house with laziness
Ham beast is kicked out.
Roommate is left to gag at cleaning up her nastiness.

I'm Old Greg!

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 13:41:36 CST

You ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?
You want to goto a club where people wee on each other?

Italian Spiderman!

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 13:37:20 CST

Yeah it is an old link but it was on here before.

To see the actual episodes goto their Youtube Channel :)
I so want an Italian Spiderman Movie Poster.

Terminator 4 Movie Stills

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 13:00:13 CST

I cannot wait for this movie to come out already. Evil robots, post apocalyptic wasteland, ass loads of guns and explosions and Christian Bale as John Conner!

How much more bad ass can this movie get?

ATF Order Form for ATF Forms

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 12:29:34 CST

If you ever wanted to get your Curio and Relics FFL or make a firearm etc this is where you can request your forms from the ATF.

Labyrinth Action Figures

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 12:06:44 CST

I may have to get Erin a stuffed Ludo.

Jareth and Hoggle figures are bad ass though.

Crippled Couple Porn

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 12:02:31 CST

You can't un-see the Handi-Porn. I saw this a long time ago and then someone's post on SA reminded me I never shared this.

Not sure you guys will want to see it as it is just horribly awful.

View it at your own risk.

Obama and his Urban policy.

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 11:54:26 CST

Obama launched Change.gov this week.

Address Gun Violence in Cities: As president, Barack Obama would repeal the Tiahrt Amendment, which restricts the ability of local law enforcement to access important gun trace information, and give police officers across the nation the tools they need to solve gun crimes and fight the illegal arms trade. Obama and Biden also favor commonsense measures that respect the Second Amendment rights of gun owners, while keeping guns away from children and from criminals who shouldn't have them. They support closing the gun show loophole and making guns in this country childproof. They also support making the expired federal Assault Weapons Ban permanent, as such weapons belong on foreign battlefields and not on our streets.

This comes as no surprise really. Just makes me want to pick up a bunch of AR15 lowers.

Goatse Job Fair

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 06:42:00 CST

Sent in by Voldemere.
Gotta love the Germans!

Danzig + Shakira = ...ummm...wtf?

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:46:18 CST

Awesomely good mash up of Danzig and Shakira or awesomely bad?

Shodin's bed is for sale

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:20:25 CST

Check it out :P

The Parking Lot Is Full

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 12:52:55 CST

This was on REOIV before the crash, I'm re-posting because I love this comic so much.

Cyanide and Happiness

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 12:50:41 CST

I first saw these comics on ImageChan and 4Chan. The poor humongous headed stick figures wander through all sorts of bizarre and absurd situations.

Order Of the Stick

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 12:47:19 CST

Long Running DnD based stick figure web comic.

If you've ever played some table top games you'll recognize some very familiar situations.

Sexy Losers

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 12:43:40 CST

This is the comic that gave the internet the phrase 'fap fap fap' and it is hilariously perverted.

Obama Wins 08 Election

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 12:20:52 CST

In case you didn't know for some reason. Though it gives me a reason to post this :)

Girl's Costume Warehouse

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 12:08:58 CST

Sexy Witch
Sexy Devil
Sexy Mustard
Sexy Construction Worker
and
Frog.

And since Christmas is coming up head to Winter Wonderland

WTF Movie

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 12:04:46 CST

Another Hilarious Dead Monkey Comics Cartoon
Link is slightly NSFW (Cartoon dildos) 18+

This movie is so funny I love it with mouth!

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 11:59:50 CST

Hey regular penis, guess what? SHUN! This internet short about spam mail makes my day.

RIP Michael Crichton

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 11:23:23 CST

I read everything he wrote when I was 13 years old. As far as I was concerned, at that time the man was a god among writers.

Jurassic Park is still a freaking awesome story and idea.
ER is one of the best medical dramas in history.

I know I'll miss him :(

RAHOWA the RPG!

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 08:44:15 CST

I hate skinheads, but I can't help but laugh at them.

The link above goes to a pathetic table top RPG made by White Power mouth breathers.

Their creature compendium is as hilariously offensive as it is retarded.

Cisco & Musion TelePresence

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 08:28:27 CST

Yeah we have Star Wars hologram technology now.

Just wait till the porn industry gets a hold of this tech.

Bushmaster AR15 Anatomy

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 09:22:02 CST

This is a great way to figure out all the ins and outs of an AR15.

Thorshield Anti-Tazer Technology

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 13:47:10 CST

Make your cloths out of this and it doesn't matter if the cops want to taze you or not.

Natalie Imbruglia's Torn in Sign Language

Sat, 01 Nov 2008 20:40:14 CST

I'm sure everyone has seen this before but it makes me laugh every time. His facial expressions and movements while interpreting the Torn song are just awesome.

Walken Census Skit from SNL

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 13:19:15 CST

This Census Taker Skit and the Centaur Job Interview are his funniest skits on SNL ever.
Yes they are even better than the Cowbell skit.

Cooking With Walken

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:59:34 CST

Hilarious parody of, the man, Christopher Walken as a cooking show host.

Obama's Redistribute the Wealth

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 10:06:11 CST

Today on my way to lunch I passed a homeless guy with a sign that read

'Vote Obama, I need the money.'

I laughed.
Once in the restaurant my server had on a 'Obama 08' tie, again I laughed as he had given away his political preference--just imagine the coincidence. When the bill came I decided not to tip the server and explained to him that I was exploring the Obama redistribution of wealth concept.

He stood there in disbelief while I told him that I was going to redistribute his tip to someone who I deemed more in need--the homeless guy outside. The server angrily stormed from my sight.

I went outside, gave the homeless guy $10 and told him to thank the server inside as I 've decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy was grateful.

At the end of my rather unscientific redistribution experiment I realized the homeless guy was grateful for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn even though the actual recipient needed money more.

I guess redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow in concept than in practicalapplication.

Photos of the Year

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 09:13:32 CST

A couple of those are so incredible they almost look fake.

Web Tools

Tue, 28 Oct 2008 07:16:35 CST

There are some really great tools on this site. I think we had this up a while back, but I'm not sure if it survived the rollback.

Shooting on Univ. Central Ark. Campus

Mon, 27 Oct 2008 07:30:19 CST

At least the campus alert system worked, UA uses the same one.

UA Chancellor and Joyce Elliot (Little Rock Senator) Want to Give InState Tuition to Illegal Aliens

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 13:33:27 CST

Boo, that's bullshit. At least Beebe is against this mess.

50 high school students possibly exposed to HIV

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:18:02 CST

The story was fairly vague just stating that every student in the school is being offered HIV tests following reports by the St. Louis Health Department of a positive test. I just want to know how possibly 50 high school kids get exposed to HIV, sheesh. Hopefully they're all clean.

The Coalition to Prevent Assault Weapon Violence

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:41:37 CST

Please go to this site and help with the assault weapon watch.

They need our help to keep America Safe from the threat of assault weapon violence. This is a website dedicated to watching an assault weapon and making sure it doesn't go on a killing spree with its military features and high-capacity magazine.

Won't someone think of the children?!?!

Listening To Katrina

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 07:12:24 CST

Very informative blog about being prepared for the worst. Lots of interesting insight and really useful tips to live by.

For example making sure your bug out bag includes documents pertinent to your life (bank account numbers, SSN cards, birth certificates, resumes etc)

Using a laptop to keep a digital record of all your important photos, and documents, that way you can grab your laptop or usb memory stick and jet.

Trajan Is the Movie Font!

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:46:59 CST

Holy crap this Trajan font is everywhere.

It is almost as bad as freaking Papyrus.

World's Largest Dungeon Maps

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 07:32:23 CST

This site has a PDF of each map and a player version to boot :)

Google's Mail Goggles=Fail

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 08:13:48 CST

A little bit of drunk testing and it appears the program is little to no deterrent unless you're a moron.

Crazy in the head crazy in bed

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 07:54:50 CST

This girl definitely qualifies as total nut ball.

She looks like the girlfriend from Airheads, loves guns as much as I do but is a 9/11 truther, Illuminati theorist, Mason theorist etc.

Speak softly and carry a big ass gun

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 14:48:40 CST

Video demonstrates high impulse weapon system, that uses a shock mitigation technique.

Basically it allows you to shoulder fire mortars...

50 BMG Gatling Gun

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 12:15:48 CST

Take a 50 bmg machine gun in semi-auto and add a hand crank.

INSTANT SCHWING!

Gun Show Comic

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 09:41:58 CST

Hilarious Something Awful goon made comic.

Islam is the light!

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 12:56:28 CST

Step 1 make cute cuddly talking doll
Step 2 Make it say stuff praising Islam and Satan.
Step 3 Profit!

Bender Webcam

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:44:36 CST

Someone took a webcam and made it into Bender from Futurama.

Google presents Mail Goggles

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:47:33 CST

You can know activate a function in Gmail that requires you to solve simple math problems prior to sending an email. The idea being that if you can handle answering the math questions you are probably sober enough to understand the impact of your emails.

Pumpkin Gutter!

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:29:14 CST

Online gallery of some of the best pumpkin carving I've seen.

Mom lets 90 schoolchildren touched diseased bat

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 09:56:27 CST

Haha, now all the kids have to get rabies shots!

Even with the bailout our economy is still f*cked

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:26:51 CST

The dow dropped below 10,000 today. This video sums up why the bailout is just a failboat waiting to happen.

Histories Top 5 Reasons....to Cross Dress

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:00:05 CST

The article actually some interesting history in it but why God is it on CNN lol.

OJ Simpson's jurors

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 07:32:49 CST

Normally I wouldn't care about crap like this, but they have the jury questionnaires! They're long but omg the answers to some of the questions are amusing to say the least.

Muskogee, OK Mayor to be on Game Show

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 20:43:21 CST

He'll be on Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader on Oct 24th. Someone should tell the producers it's not fair to have an actual Fifth grader compete on the show.

The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 07:11:41 CST

This article contains some of the best quotes ever, for example:
'That was their statement to the world: 'Gaze upon our dick tower and despair.'

/awesome

Dubai's mega-hotel a tremendous failure

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 06:03:00 CST

I know this was on fark but it was just too amusing not to post.

Government Surplus Auctions

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 09:23:06 CST

Wow, there is a LOT of really cool stuff on this site.

$1.75 buys house on eBay... rat and crackhead extermination not included

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 08:37:15 CST

Not that you'd want to live there or anything, but it'd be cool to say you bought a house for $1.75.

MI6 Secrets found on camera sold on eBay

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 08:43:16 CST

I think there will be a new class in the Spying 101 curriculum this year.

US Army Room Cleaning Technique

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:42:25 CST

Is it a technique or strategy if only McCain would tell me!

Sarah Palin vs Tina Fey's Sarah Palin

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:36:46 CST

Wow I thought Tina Fey was just being hilarious and making stuff up for the skit. It is even better that she used exactly what Sarah Palin said.

Lady Urinals

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 07:53:50 CST

Yeah this is a great idea, it will catch on everywhere!

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 12:53:25 CST

During the writers strike Joss Whedon (Firefly/Buffy TVS) wrote this online show. ; It stars Nathon Fillion (Capt. Mal) and Neil Patrick Harris as a wanna-be bad ass villain and a super-jerk super hero.

It is funny and pretty well written, worth a watch...but it runs almost 45 minutes.

Weird requests push buttons of IT pros

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 06:57:06 CST

My favorites are the ones near the bottom

Man suing doctor for amputating his 'member'

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 06:50:09 CST

Yeah....that's messed up.

2 Teens Charged with Felony Sexual Battery on a Child

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 06:44:35 CST

...for sticking an apple pie box in the kid's butt. No kidding, wow, I don't even know what to say, but here's what some of the parents said,
'...authorities may have overreacted by charging the students with felonies but agreed that something needed to be done.'

Mr. Rogers was and still is the man.

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:15:07 CST

I miss Fred Rogers. Here he is taking on the US Senate and showing everyone how much of a bad ass he is.

SUBJECT: REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:49:52 CST

DEAR AMERICAN:

I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT AN URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH A TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF GREAT MAGNITUDE.

I AM MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY OF THE REPUBLIC OF AMERICA. MY COUNTRY HAS HAD CRISIS THAT HAS CAUSED THE NEED FOR LARGE TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF 800 BILLION DOLLARS US. IF YOU WOULD ASSIST ME IN THIS TRANSFER, IT WOULD BE MOST PROFITABLE TO YOU.

I AM WORKING WITH MR. PHIL GRAM, LOBBYIST FOR UBS, WHO WILL BE MY REPLACEMENT AS MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY IN JANUARY. AS A SENATOR, YOU MAY KNOW HIM AS THE LEADER OF THE AMERICAN BANKING DEREGULATION MOVEMENT IN THE 1990S. THIS TRANSACTIN IS 100% SAFE.

THIS IS A MATTER OF GREAT URGENCY. WE NEED A BLANK CHECK. WE NEED THE FUNDS AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. WE CANNOT DIRECTLY TRANSFER THESE FUNDS IN THE NAMES OF OUR CLOSE FRIENDS BECAUSE WE ARE CONSTANTLY UNDER SURVEILLANCE. MY FAMILY LAWYER ADVISED ME THAT I SHOULD LOOK FOR A RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY PERSON WHO WILL ACT AS A NEXT OF KIN SO THE FUNDS CAN BE TRANSFERRED.

PLEASE REPLY WITH ALL OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, IRA AND COLLEGE FUND ACCOUNT NUMBERS AND THOSE OF YOUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN TO WALLSTREETBAILOUT@TREASURY.GOV SO THAT WE MAY TRANSFER YOUR COMMISSION FOR THIS TRANSACTION. AFTER I RECEIVE THAT INFORMATION, I WILL RESPOND WITH DETAILED INFORMATION ABOUT SAFEGUARDS THAT WILL BE USED TO PROTECT THE FUNDS.

YOURS FAITHFULLY MINISTER OF TREASURY PAULSON

Guy shoots himself in the bits and pieces.

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 13:00:08 CST

Man decides to front carry his gun and accidentally shoots himself in his penis and testicle.

Light Bot

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 09:29:40 CST

Yeah I stole this from Fazed but it is amazing.

I love this game. Basically you program a bot to walk around lighting up squares.

This is pretty much all a programmer does all day. Especially using functions etc.

Further dumbing down of education

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 08:33:29 CST

' For elementary and middle school students, only homework grades 'that raise a student's average' will be recorded.'
Thank God the teacher's are getting angry, dear Lord.

More about the bailout

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 08:29:17 CST

'Frank advocated higher taxes on people with income exceeding $1 million a year. And the idea that the deficit would force tax increases even made it across party lines'

Yay, maybe we won't have to pay for their greediness and retarded mortgages.

Half Life in 60 Seconds

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:36:14 CST

I love everything Half Life and this video is a perfect mesh of Southpark silliness and Half Life.

The Economic Crisis explained in sports terms.

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 09:24:45 CST

Teams = Banks
Players = Bonds/Investments

Posted by Zaasakokwaan on the Something Awful Forums:

Back in 2001, the owners of Team A discovered that they could wildly improve their profits by trading away their expensive superstars and replacing them with rookies. People still came to see the superstars (on Team B) and Team A made mad money. They even finished at .400 for the season.

After that season, (now 2002-3) teams C, D and E all saw that and sent their stars packing to Team B and tried to replace them with rookies. Only now there aren't enough rookies to go around so they troll the Juniors and WCHA for new players who are dirt cheap. Fans still come because many of the bought season tickets and it's a tradition and all that. Teams A, C, D, and E all make insane amounts of money. B wins the Cup, but the owners don't care about that. Some sports columnists write about how this is affecting the league, but the NHL drops a gag order on them and locks them out. Half the hockey blogosphere write about it while the other half fellate B. No one takes them seriously.

The next season (2004-5) the rest of the teams (F-J) in the league get jealous (except B) and fire everyone and look to replace them with cheaper players. Only now anyone with any talent at all is gone and they simply suit up bar league players and any drunks they find in the alley. A, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, and J all make good money but are finding empty seats. Every sports columnist in the land is losing their shit over this turn of events and the NHL issues a pretty-please press release asking teams not to suit up people who are obviously mentally handicapped. B wins the Cup easily. Hockey bloggers write 'I told you so articles.'

The next season (2006-7) absolutely no one shows up to see the games. Owners (still hungover from snorting coke through 100s off of high priced call girls) promise to 'improve things' and begin to offer trades to other teams. These teams need to improve things too, so they start to trade, except that everyone only has one-legged Jamaicans playing, so they start offering 2 for 1 or 3 for 1 deals. This improves play a slight bit, so they begin offering even crazier 5 for 1 deals with the promise of a 10 for 1 if the trade doesn't work out. Who wouldn't take that? So they start making all sorts of trades, including trading players away that they only have via other trades and pretty soon everyone has been traded 15 times and no one is sure who's on what team and they still have to pay everyone's salary. B wins the cup yet again and the last season ticket holders refuse to renew. (Except for B's, natch)

And here we are, 2008, and no one is watching, attending, or even watching highlights on YouTube. The owners have awoken to find that the savings have run out and all they have are teams that are complete junk and a gigantic piles of trade paperwork for other completely junk players. Teams default on their stadium rentals, impoverishing cities that paid $82 kajillion to build them, which puts tons of city workers out of work and forcing major cutbacks in city services. Fabled franchises like the Montreal Canadians and Detroit Red Wings disappear overnight, sold to places like Galveston and Reno, where the new owners promise to run a 'Disney Stars on Ice' program with the players dressed up as dancing bears.

Team B will win the cup this year and for the next twenty years or so. Team B is probably Warren Buffet.

(Lots of things redacted, but you get the gist.)

My Never - Justin Furstenfeld

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 08:34:19 CST

New Blue October song for the Breaking Dawn tour.

Darry this stripped down mp3 is for you :)

Aztec Death Whistle

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 10:05:03 CST

Supposedly the Aztecs carried these death whistles into battle to intimidate enemies and they also used them during funerals.

Click here to hear what they sound like.

Youtube Video About Death Whistles

Serial Killer Calendar

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 09:32:40 CST

Ever wanted posters or serial killer merchandise?

This is the place for you!

Worlds Shortest Man and Woman With Longest Legs In London

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 10:54:59 CST

I think Erin is as tall as that guy and good lord that lady has some awesome legs.

How to make and Iron Man Arc Reactor

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 09:23:50 CST

Easy Halloween costume.

Step 1: Make this Arc Reactor
Step 2: Get Wife Beater and Facial Hair
Step 3: Look like Tony Stark!

Burning Gas Crater

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 08:57:38 CST

Long story short Russians dig hole looking for gas, then accidentally set hole on fire in the 1950s and it is still on fire today.

Essentially a Russian version of Centralia PA.

Your Period and You

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 10:00:27 CST

I have no idea how a period works, this video explains so much.

Celtic Grill

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 09:32:22 CST

Here is what goes on at the Celtic Grill on Fridays apparently...

Magic and Lasers!

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:44:09 CST

World Magic Champion Jason Latimer performs some amazing laser magic tricks.

Misanthropebook.com

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 06:19:14 CST

Do you hate everyone but wish everyone knew you hated them? This is the Web 2.0 site for you!

Webcam snapshots of the HCL.

Wed, 10 Sep 2008 09:44:15 CST

I think they're taken every 30m? Here's another link as well.

http://atlasexperiment.org/webcams.html

Seth McFarlane's Online Cartoons

Wed, 10 Sep 2008 08:23:24 CST

Seth McFarlane, creator of Family Guy, has teamed up with Burger King to post funny cartoon clips on the net.

Mostly it seems like the weird flashbacks from Family Guy but without everyone from Family guy.

Still funny though.

Random Obama Facts

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 10:20:16 CST

You too can have random Obama facts on your website!

Speed up WinXP

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 07:15:02 CST

Some good tips on settings that can improve XP performance if you weren't already aware of them. Be sure to read the comments that people have posted as well as there is good info there too.

Furry Family

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 07:00:50 CST

I think I went thru about 8 different emotions when I saw this. So wrong on so many levels and yet so hilarious.

Link is also a

Crazy strength + break dancing = one kick ass video

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 08:14:19 CST

This is really old, but I came across it again today and just had to post it. This dude's strength and balance is unbelievable.

Thomas Jefferson Quotes

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:11:19 CST

I just love randomly looking through his quotes. They are amazing.

Here are a few I like of the many, many.

' History, in general, only informs us of what bad government is.'

'I am mortified to be told that, in the United States of America, the sale of a book can become a subject of inquiry, and of criminal inquiry too. '

' No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. '

--boy would he be rolling over today--

Mercenary 2

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:09:54 CST

I have no idea if the game is any good but god damn do I love this song.

MP3 version Here

Seat Girls

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 08:02:46 CST

Girls in Bikinis dancing in slow motion + Johnny Cash = THE BEST VIDEO EVER!

Higher Def version here

Grape Plasma

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 07:31:29 CST

This guy totally reminds me of Elijah too.

Henderson Defense

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 07:30:19 CST

These guys take out the guess work of ordering a WASR online. They guarantee that there will be no mag wobble, no canted sights or gas tube and an overall fit and finish.

Mackenzie Fieldstrips an AR-15 in under a minute

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 06:40:16 CST

You guys know this is how Erin is going to end up.

It is like looking into the future.

How to Traumatize your Children

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 18:36:13 CST

One of the many great books at that site. Must go. Must buy.

Lollipop

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 12:28:29 CST

I can see Rick skipping down the street now while singing this song.

Weezer's Pork & Beans

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:11:10 CST

So many great internet references in this video.

You touch my Tra la la - Gunther

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:01:53 CST

You touch my Tra-La-La!Ummmmm my ding ding dong!

Actual NOAA image explaining clouds.

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 10:56:19 CST

It looks like someone MSPainted this bad boy. Freaking hilarious.

Black Nazi's

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 10:44:10 CST

Black guys with swastika tattoos.

Truck Bearing Kibble

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 10:06:41 CST

If you loved Perry Bible Fellowship and want more then Truck Bearing Kibble is a perfect successor.

Verizon Can't Do Math

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:47:06 CST

Guy is quoted a rate of .002 cents a kilobyte, then gets a bill where it is billed at $0.002 a KB.

Dollars != Cents.

Hilarity ensues.

His youtube video where he talks to tech support.

Supposedly this is how he paid his bill:

Creased Comics

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:22:48 CST

If you like the Professor Brothers or the Washington video these comics are done by the same guys.

Celibriducks

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:47:25 CST

Celebrity + Rubber Duck = OMGWTFBBQ!?!

Who thought this was a good idea?

Copy Girl Commercial

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:17:58 CST

Hilarious photocopy paper commercial.

I wish we had ads like this in the states.

QVC Screw Ups

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:16:56 CST

Gotta love the idiots on QVC

Sword Screw Up

Ladder Screw Up

Ladder Screw Up #2

Boromir's Catapult!

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:04:38 CST

If only they'd listened to Boromir's catapult idea.

Catapult Part 1:

Catapult Part 2:

Free Screen Cleaner

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:11:10 CST

If you have a dirty computer screen this little guy right here is the best way to clean it.

The Enigma of Amigara Fault

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:40:11 CST

If you've ever seen the internet phrase 'It was made for me' this is the comic that started it all.

Junji Ito has one of the creepiest imaginations out there, I love it.

Lego Robot

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 09:33:30 CST

Lego Robot is the guy that did the shut down everything comic.

Married To The Sea

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 09:21:44 CST

The concept is simple, take old timey drawings and re-caption them for maximum hilarity.

Lots of pictures of stuff on walls.

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 08:59:24 CST

The site is a collection of funny and interesting bits of graffiti from all around the world.

Uh.... Rick?

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 20:25:41 CST

Sooooo, I was looking for the image of the storm trooper sitting on the toilet saying that everything is fine when I came across this ... uh... 'gem' after doing an image search for 'reoiv' on Google.

I laughed.

I cried.

I died a little inside.

Passionate Developers

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:49:45 CST

Easily the geekiest love note ever.

Hug a Developer Today

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:47:38 CST

Funny and sad video about the crap code monkeys have to put up with.

FerFal's SHTF Information

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 07:59:56 CST

FerFal is a guy that used to live in the states and then moved to Argentina and lived there through the economic collapse in December 2001. The link goes to his blog with information about what people should think and do to prepare for SHTF scenarios in their country.

I've compiled a post summing up his best information into an easy to read guide in Doc format.

It is a long read though, but lots of good information especially the bit about having a good handgun.

Peter Griffin Soundboard

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:33:24 CST

Yeah, it is what the name says it is.

Fire Extinguishers banned because they are a fire risk.

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:01:01 CST

This is more of a nanny state tag, but Big Brother works.

Of course it is England banning fire extinguishers, because they don't want people getting hurt trying to put out fires and would rather they leave the building and leave it to fire fighters.

Holy F*ck is that country screwed.

Evernote

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 05:58:08 CST

Here is a neat way to capture text and pix off your computer...then you can search in either text or within the pictures themselves.

Moid.org

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:43:10 CST

Same deal as JJ.am lots of odd images, and lots of them are very NSFW.

jj.am

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:37:46 CST

Hilarious image collection. Lots of them totally not safe for work but still worth looking through.

Zeljko Raznatovic

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:22:49 CST

This picture sums up everything you need to know about Zeljko. Wanted by Interpol, mass murderer and has his own private army. Totally hardcore.

Extremely Racist Cartoons.

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 10:09:12 CST

Those crazy white supremacists and their tasteless racist cartoons.

Electric Retard

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:13:47 CST

Totally off the wall and offensive web comic.

The 'Pickens Plan'

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 19:45:36 CST

This is T. Boone Pickens' plan to get America independent from foreign oil.

As most of you know I am no fan of the OSU guy...but he makes some interesting points, that I can definitely get behind. (the ads have been running on radio and tv for about a week).

Greatest prank call ever

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 07:45:22 CST

Tom Mabe's epic prank phone call where he just completely OWNS a telemarketer.

Arkansas town under 24-7 curfew

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 11:19:12 CST

Part of a city on the Mississippi under 24 hour curfew due to rampant crime problem.

NTW 20 Rifle

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:47:52 CST

You can keep your .50 BMG rifle. I'll take one of these, thanks!

FYI: .50 cal = 12.7mm
NTW 20 can shoot 20mm, 14mm and 12.7mm

Abandoned Places

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 08:50:38 CST

There are so many great links on this page. That entire site is really pretty cool.

Madden NFL 09 Bundle for PSP - only $10000... BUT WAIT!

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 08:28:18 CST

Act now and we'll take off $9800! That's right! This incredible deal is only $199.99!

View a Screen Shot

RIP Isaac Hayes

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 15:29:13 CST

While I liked him for his musical ability as well as the voice of Chef, it's one less scientologist on the planet.

Biggest guns in history

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 20:23:44 CST

Many of these you all are already aware of, but someone did a very worthwhile compilation of them.

Vampire Bats kill 38 in Venezuela

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 07:02:14 CST

Okay they actually died from rabies but it was FROM the vampire bats. Run for the hills!

Bernie Mac died this morning

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 06:59:50 CST

Only 50, that sucks.

How to booby trap your doors.

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:37:42 CST

The SWAT team post made me think of a way to make it so you could set up an alarm system that one lets you know what is going on and two scares the sh!t out of people.

This seems to be the best of both worlds.

SWAT Officer Aquitted in killing of mother and child

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 12:02:56 CST

Long story short, he heard another officer shoot and kill some dogs and mistook that gun fire as gun fire coming from a room he couldn't see into so he shot blindly into the room and killed the mother and baby.

How in the F*CK does a jury let this sh!t slide?

Elf Ears

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 09:46:01 CST

You knew this was only a matter of time.

It's an SUV not a clown car

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:16:56 CST

SUV rolls with 19 illegal immigrants onboard, killing 9 and injuring the other 10

Washington, he's coming!

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 09:49:53 CST

He'll save children but not the British children!
Washington's Ten Feet Tall

Epic boss fight

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 20:50:34 CST

Yeah.... someone spent a LOT of quarters to beat this thing.

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:27:24 CST

Wii-ware!

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:38:01 CST

Best compilation of all the 'That's What She Said' scenes from The Office so far.

The Catacombs of Paris

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 08:48:23 CST

Yeah it is supposed to be scary, but there is a very deep part of me that would love to spend every chance I could get exploring and mapping these f*ckers.

400 miles of narrow wet tunnels full of literally MILLIONS of skeletons hundreds off feet beneath the earth. Count me in!

Part 1

Part 2

Encasement Fetish

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 08:07:13 CST

Ok I am posting this because it is just so beyond f*cked up I had to share it.

That said, there exist things you cannot 'unsee,' 'unimagine,' or 'unread' so read this story knowing you will lose something of your humanity by doing so.

If that sounds ok then by all means read it.

This is up there with the BME trailer video. Reader beware.

Nink Drelly BEER!

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:55:54 CST

Reposting this classic video.
Redneck commercial outtakes from Funny or Die.

People getting punched in the face as they are about to eat something

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:48:54 CST

PUNCHED!!!

Charlie Bit Me...

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:45:36 CST

Watch the first video.

Then watch this one. (Second video is )

Create your own subtitled movie.... sort of

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:52:12 CST

Damn, talk about a great way to blow a LOT of time.

Morgan Freeman injured in car wreck

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 09:31:19 CST

D'oh, he;s such a good actor. I hope he is OK

Incestual Undertones in Star Wars

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 08:38:53 CST

The music at the end is the best, especially the look on Han's face.

It's like..'In a way...I just kissed Luke.'

Triumph at Comic Con 2008

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 07:33:20 CST

If you saw the Star Wars video you know what too expect. Classic hilarity.

Jack Black - Kick in the C*nt

Sat, 02 Aug 2008 17:14:34 CST

This clip wreaks of pure awesomeness.

Greyhound Bus Passenger Beheads Seat Mate

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 19:47:11 CST

Good Freaking God, what the hell was going through this guy's head?

Harry Potter Trailer

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 19:33:44 CST

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince Trailer.

Bake a Cake

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 09:19:20 CST

Lazy Town, how I hate and love you at the same time.

How to bake a cake!

What Goes Around

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 09:12:01 CST

Reposting this video from before the SQL crash.

I love the reveal at the end.

Cuil is trying to dethrone Google

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 09:00:08 CST

Cuil has an interesting way of showing search results.

Exxon sets record profits again

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 08:46:27 CST

Part of me hates them for their gouging, the other part of me is just like 'well played sirs, well played.'

Juggalo Funeral

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 07:55:46 CST

Reason #4,678 why I f*cking hate ICP

Fans like this

Improved Battlesight Zero for the AR15

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 07:05:02 CST

Easy step by step guide to zeroing your AR15

Every Day Carry Forums

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 06:37:00 CST

If you are looking for a place to find out what are the best tools etc to carry in your pockets/bag/glove box this is the place to learn about them.

SwissTech Utilikey

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 06:23:47 CST

Need a multitool for your keychain but want it to be the size of a key?

Look no further. This little beauty is perfect.

Inka Pens

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 06:14:06 CST

Tired of losing your pens?

These guys make a stainless steel and a titanium pen that fits on a key chain and unscrews to full pen length if needed.

Pandemic 2

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:48:11 CST

The gist of the game is you design a killer disease that wipes out planet earth.

It is a ton of fun but I have this to say:

Last Lecture - Randy Pausch

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:14:03 CST

Guy's finds out he has 3-6 months to live. Gives his last lecture to students. Just a great video.
What would you do if you knew you only had a few months left?

Something Awful Ownage

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:12:54 CST

I love how bad people get owned on Something Awful. It just makes me laugh so hard.

Bush signs housing rescue bill.

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 07:53:16 CST

This is utter bullsh!t.

Let's bail out people and companies that spent more than they had, using tax payer money.

We take one more giant step towards communism. YAY!

Handlebars

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:16:54 CST

This chica has come up w/a pretty good rendition of the song 'Handlebars' by the group Flobots.

Niglet

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 19:29:23 CST

So I've been playing around w/the Spore creature creator for a bit and, of course, I couldn't resist making a racially insensitive Spore creature.

Club in Jersey says no fat chicks and turns away 20 women.

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:04:06 CST

I love it. No fatties in the club.

Here is a link to their face book group

Quantum of Solace Trailer - New James Bond

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:00:55 CST

The Bond franchise just keeps getting better and better. Daniel Craig kicks so much ass.

TR2N: Tron 2 Trailer

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 09:58:44 CST

Tron 2 trailer.

I can't wait to see this damnit.

Dies the Fire - S.M. Sterling

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 08:40:31 CST

First book in the Change series. Basically imagine if something happened that cause all combustion engines, steam engines, and electronics etc to stop working.

The world is tossed back to the dark ages in terms of technology literally overnight. Great series and definitely worth checking out.

Fox News Busted

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 08:25:57 CST

Scott McClellan blows the whistle on how the white house supplied actual talking points to Fox News. So much for fair and balanced.

Battle of Pelennor Fields Gingerbread House

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 08:19:50 CST

Guy and his siblings recreate famous Lord of the Rings battles using candy and gummy bears.

GSG-5 Think MP5 but in .22 LR

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 08:18:01 CST

I love the way this gun looks, I just wish it wasn't almost $500.

I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 08:12:17 CST

Darry kept singing this song and got it good and stuck in my head damnit.

F*ck the pain away - Peaches

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 08:11:09 CST

Girl in the video isn't Peaches, that said she's way cuter than Peaches. Sucking on my Titties! F*ck the Pain Away video

Internet Movie Firearm Database

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 07:54:08 CST

Yup just like IMDB but instead of actors think firearms.

But I poop from there...

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 07:50:24 CST

NOT RIGHT NOW YOU DON'T!

Cake Farts

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 07:49:33 CST

Yeah this is a total WTF.

Girl farts on cakes. o.O

Tulsa has a country club for gun guys.

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 07:47:22 CST

Tony Rumore of Tromix fame is an instructor at the US Shooting Academy outside Tulsa.

Looks like this could be a fun day trip.

DVDVideoSoft: Youtube To MP3 Converter

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 07:45:57 CST

I love MP3s.
I love Youtube.
I love not having to pay for MP3s ever again by ripping them directly from Youtube videos.

This is bar-none the easiest way to get MP3s of your favorite songs without having to worry about the RIAA, or viruses, or the wrong version etc.

What you do is install the program (YouTube to MP3 Converter from DVDVideoSoft), fire it up, then just past in the URL or URLs of a Youtube video/s you want an MP3 of and hit download. The program does the rest. Now you can have any MP3 your heart desires as long as there is a Youtube video of it.

The nice thing is if you use Audacity you can trim the MP3 to Ringtone size for use on your cellphone.

Savage Love

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 07:44:36 CST

Dan Savage is the gay no holds barred Dear Abby of sex advice. Think if you took the crazy sh!t even Loveline wouldn't touch and wrote about it.

Great read, updated every Thursday.

Coin Slot CREAM!!

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:22:40 CST

Hand moisturizer for your hands, and face moisturizer for your face but what about your coin slot??

Thank god there is a cure for coin slot dryness!!

Automated Paintball Sentry

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 07:07:03 CST

At first I was thinking this is just bad ass like Half Life 2 or Aliens automated gun sentries. Then I thought about it some more and thought of Terminator 2.... and now I'm not so sure automated turrets are a good idea :(

Random Images From Stitt Happens

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 07:56:03 CST

HIlarious collection of random images