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Money China's Economic Super Bubble 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/17/2010 11:17:08 AM
China is riding high on a super bubble right now. When that bubble breaks it will mean huge financial changes across the globe. Basically China is very good at lying about their debts, and hiding their financial problems with economic shell games, but eventually it will all catch up to them and when it does China's economy will implode on a massive scale.
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Movies Mickey Rourke quits new Conan movie. 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/18/2010 4:16:12 PM
I thought Mickey Rourke was awesome as Marv in Sin City so having him play Conan's father in the new movie was a no brainer. Sucks that he quit the movie but the upside is Ron *Mother F*cking* Perlman is taking his place.

So it is like losing a $100 bill and feeling all sad and then you find a $1,000 bill on the ground.

Ron Perlman as Conan's dad? Hell yes!
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Movies Solomon Kane Trailer embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/17/2010 10:31:57 AM
The trailer for Solomon Kane, which is based on the stories by Robert E. Howard of Conan fame.

I sure hope it is good.
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Politics Cole v. Arkansas 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/18/2010 12:24:24 AM
In 2008 Arkansas passed a law preventing unmarried couples from becoming foster parents or adopting children, the ACLU sued the state calling the act unconstitutional.  The case should be going to trial sometime this year.
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Information Best, Worst, and Deadliest Roads in America 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/16/2010 9:27:06 PM
Some Highlights:

Best: Kansas #1, Arkansas #31, Oklahoma #46
Deadliest: Montana #1, Arkansas #5, Oklahoma #11
Deadliest for DUIs: Arkansas #10

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Jokes Happy St. Pats Day!! 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/16/2010 4:53:43 PM
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Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.   Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me.   If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!'

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.'

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Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

The man said, 'I do, Father..'

The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.'

Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

'Certainly, Father,' the man replied.

'Then stand over there against the wall,' said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

O'Toole said, 'No, I don't Father.'

The priest said, 'I don't believe this.   You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?'

O'Toole said, 'Oh, when I die, yes.   I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.'

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Paddy was in  New York .

He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing.   The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, 'Okay, pedestrians.'   Then he'd allow the traffic to pass.

He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk.

After the cop had shouted, 'Pedestrians!' for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, 'Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?'

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Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died.   He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney.

'Did you see the paper?' asked Gallagher. 'They say I died!!'

'Yes, I saw it!' replied Finney.   'Where are ye callin' from?'

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An Irish priest is driving down to    New York  and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut ..   The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He says, 'Sir, have you been drinking?'

'Just water,' says the priest.

The trooper says, 'Then why do I smell wine?'

The priest looks at the bottle and says, 'Good Lord! He's done it again!'

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Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.'

'Oh yeah?' said Charlie, 'And how did this one end?'

'When it was over,' Mike replied, 'She came to me on her hands and knees.'

'Really,' said Charles, 'Now that's a switch!   What did she say?'

She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.'

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David staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy.   He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen.

He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step.   As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump.   A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.

Managing not to yell, David sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding.   He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood..

He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.

In the morning, David woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Kathleen staring at him from across the room.

She said, 'You were drunk again last night weren't you?'

David said, 'Why you say such a mean thing?'

'Well,' Kathleen said, 'it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly ...... it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.
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Jokes An Irish Blonde In A Casino 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/16/2010 11:18:36 PM
An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered,
'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men.
 
Have a happy St. Pat's Day !!!!!
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Funny New no-stop stop signs embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/16/2010 11:25:03 PM
This guy has a good argument against many existing stopsigns (although I'm not big on traffic circles).

His argument/math reminds me of reoiv arguments.
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Information Popular Photography 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/17/2010 12:22:20 AM
Sister site to Popular Science, Popular Photography has the latest reviews of cameras and accessories as well as a host of great photography related articles
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Sweet Small Creature Found Alive 600 Feet Below the Antartic Ice 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/17/2010 1:27:02 PM
This is a surprising discovery and is leading scientists to think about how animals survive in habitats previously thought to be non-conducive to supporting life.
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Awww Bald Eagle Nest Web Cam 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/16/2010 12:47:23 PM
This is your chance to watch a Bald Eagle in its nest in real time thanks to the George Miksch Sutton Avian Research foundation. No clue as to when the babies will hatch but it is definitely worth keeping an eye on.Eagle Cam!
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Science Why most weather predictions are bullsh!t 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/16/2010 10:40:02 AM
This article is a great summary of why most weather predictions are completely wrong. Case in point is this little gem:

..stations get their precipitation predictions correct about 85 percent of the time one day out and decline to about 73 percent seven days out.

On the surface, that would not seem too bad. But consider that if a meteorologist always predicted that it would never rain, they would be right 86.3 percent of the time.


Basically, most of the time, you're better off assuming it won't rain than ever listening to a weatherman.
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Random Shakespeare given credit for another play 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/16/2010 7:51:43 AM
There has been speculation as to Shakespeare's role in the play "Double Falsehood," but now researchers think he wrote large portions of it.
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NSFW Shock Site List 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/16/2010 12:05:08 AM
This is a list of shock sites on the web. If you don't know what a shock site is, consider yourself blessed and stay away from this page. If you do know and want to see more, then go on, but be warned: These are nasty.

18+ This link is NSFW (Not Safe For Work)
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Television Yo Gabba Gabba religious meanings 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/15/2010 10:42:49 PM
Basically this guy sat down and typed up the discussion of DJ Lance as God with his messiah (Plex) being sent to help the other Gabbas.

It's just humorous because of some of the other conversations we've had on the subject!
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Funny Wildcard B****es, Yeeeee-haw! embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/15/2010 10:20:28 PM
I think it is no secret that I love It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, so this is an amusing clip from last season.

It's not really NSFW- other than the one word from the title, use your own judgment at work.
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Tech FCC releases details of broadband plan 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/15/2010 7:02:14 PM
The U.S. Federal Communications Commission on Monday unveiled some details of its broadband plan, which aims to speed up Web connections and make high-speed Internet available to more Americans. [ 0 Comments]
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Funny Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/15/2010 6:39:13 PM
Some people say it's for one f*cking reason, others say it's for another f*cking reason.
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Music Lady Gaga video for 'Telephone' embeded video link 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 4/11/2010 3:53:40 PM
This new video is full of strange homages from Tarantino and Caged Heat (a hilarious/horrible sexploitation movie) to MJ and Madonna.  MTV broke down some of the big ones here.

Say what you will about her, she has an innate ability to find the spotlight and make people talk.

The NSFW tag because of a few expletives and 9/10 nude chicas...not too bad, but just fyi.

18+ This link is NSFW (Not Safe For Work)
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Games Warfare 1944 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/15/2010 4:23:03 PM
Sequel to the popular Warfare 1917, it's a fun little strategy/war game.
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Games Flash version of Portal 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/15/2010 4:21:51 PM
If you've never played the Portal game on PC this is a ton of fun. If you have played it, this is the flash based version of that game. Basically you make a blue or orange portal and jump around a level trying to solve things by pushing or falling through portals.
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OMGWTFBBQ Mooncup - the healthy alternative to tampons.... 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/15/2010 2:43:51 PM
Yes just what every lady desires. A cup full of menstrual blood sloshing around in their underpants. I can't imagine why Mooncups never took off here in the states.
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Funny The Tard Blog 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/15/2010 1:21:08 PM
A blog originally written many years ago by a special ed teacher about her experiences with her students, while the stories are generally hilarious she insists she is not making fun of her students only sharing their humor with the world.
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Asshat Never Light a Firework in Your Bum 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/15/2010 1:10:12 PM
Beautifully terrifying aftermath of placing a firework between your cheeks and lighting the fuse. 

18+ This link is NSFW (Not Safe For Work)
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Blech A New Treat From the Rawfood Movement: Yogurt Douches 1 stars 2 stars 3 stars 4 stars 5 stars 3/15/2010 6:14:32 PM
Slightly odd and horrifying thread from a raw food community board about the benefits of yogurt douches and other similar vaginal treatments. 
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