I present you with the food bucket. 20 year shelf life, 275 servings, 100% all vegetarian fortified with vitamins and all for the low price of 85 bucks.
Yeah it is supposed to be scary, but there is a very deep part of me that would love to spend every chance I could get exploring and mapping these f*ckers.
400 miles of narrow wet tunnels full of literally MILLIONS of skeletons hundreds off feet beneath the earth. Count me in!
At first I was thinking this is just bad ass like Half Life 2 or Aliens automated gun sentries. Then I thought about it some more and thought of Terminator 2.... and now I'm not so sure automated turrets are a good idea :(