I love the one about the 2 engineers talking about a new bike.
Engineer1: The greatest thing ever happened on the way to work this morning. A beautiful blonde cheerleader rode up to me on her bike, jumped off, took off all of her clothes and told me to take whatever I wanted so I wound up with this swell new bike.
Engineer2: The bike was a good choice, those cloths wouldn't have fit you anyway.
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