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| darry - Some men just want to watch the world burn |
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5/5/2011 2:59:20 AM |
My favorite quote is:
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Your dad played April fools day jokes before you
did. Have you ever wondered why your mom worries so much about your
safety and well being? It’s because your dad didn’t give a fuck about
it. He would have you sit under the kitchen sink next to the bleach
until your mom would swing the cabinet door open. You two made a killer
pair, mainly because you were small, fit into tight spaces, listened to
him, and he didn’t care about you. So hipsters, today when you’re
shaking your friends can of PBR up or swapping out a roommate’s Tom’s
with tooth dye, remember this…
Your dad invented pranks, he’s the God Father, the alpha and omega, the Don Juan of foolery and you’re just clown shoes." |
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| reoiv - If i see van helsing i swear to the lord i will slay him! |
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5/6/2011 10:25:54 AM |
It is really funny how hipsters are doing their best to look like young men from the 1970s.
I love all the photos and captions too.
This is my favorite captionYour dad didn’t give a fuck before you did. He smoked, drank, fucked,
fought, and pissed into the wind of life. Then one night, while jacked
on mescaline, he screwed your mom. It was just supposed to be one night.
But, that tryst became bastardized when you were conceived from it.
Your dad had to settle down. So hipsters, next time you’re out drinking
on a Tuesday night or biking without a helmet, remember you’re the
bastard love baby of your dad’s not giving a fuck attitude. |
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Take me back to the links!
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